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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore 
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits... 
# nappy rash"
Not necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.  |
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over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice. "
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
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A jet wash usually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
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water and tissue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice. "
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue "
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans "
if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans
if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas "
I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
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Did you read chapter two? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans "
Try putting then in your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two? "
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?"....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans
Try putting then in your mouth "
shit, that where they go...
..get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans
if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas
I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol "
actually it's quite difficult to buy now. Try Sudocrem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?
water and tissue
actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans
if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas
I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol
actually it's quite difficult to buy now. Try Sudocrem "
The cream with a million uses |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... "
Yes, I drag it across the carpet..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet..... "
Haha.
carpet burn on your fanny?... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....
Haha.
carpet burn on your fanny?... "
I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....
Haha.
carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???"
HAHAHAHAHA! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....
Haha.
carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???"
A few chat shit!! I'd love to see them drag their faces across the carpet  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore
No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...
# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.
I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...
Did you read chapter two?
Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...
"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....
Haha.
carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???
A few chat shit!! I'd love to see them drag their faces across the carpet "
Post of the week so far!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!
I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?"
Is that in your book?.. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!
I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?
Is that in your book?.. "
No...you haven't read it have you??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!
I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?
Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you??? "
I love you femme.. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!
I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?
Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you???
I love you femme.. "
TMI |
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"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted
Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? "
that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing
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"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!
I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?
Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you???
I love you femme.. TMI"
Me too  |
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"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted
Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing
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Over tired ye right pissed more like |
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"**coughs**
Sorry mate im on 1 tonight take no notice lol
Terrible. Skiving work again. Tut tut.
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As always mate but with my job its not who you are it's what you know an I know it all lmao an you've probly noticed im 1 smart arse cunt |
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