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By *andC2013 OP Couple
over a year ago
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I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting!
So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications . |
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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting!
So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ."
Me! Me! Pick me!  |
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"If I go in a shop and I can't find what I am looking for, I leave and go to another shop ... often without a fuss !"
Would you fine young gentlemen be making a veiled reference to the old adage of "if you don't like it, there is a door there"? |
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over a year ago
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"If I go in a shop and I can't find what I am looking for, I leave and go to another shop ... often without a fuss !
Would you fine young gentlemen be making a veiled reference to the old adage of "if you don't like it, there is a door there"?"
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"we're married 
I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here.
Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement !"
I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own .
Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer  |
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol"
Vodka and Baileys? Wow, has it been that bad?
Never mind there is a comfy sofa here, would you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate? |
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over a year ago
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?"
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes |
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes"
Not at all, plenty of room on the sofa, and plenty of marshmallows to go around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know, fake is such an all-inclusive word. Visit Aintree for the Grand National this week and you'll see what fake means.
As for the internet, what the fuck do you expect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes"
partyyyyy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol"
Me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol
Me too "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we're married
I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here.
Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement !
I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own .
Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer "
You mean the 70 % might not be true ?
I feel both cheated and confused now  |
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"we're married
I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here.
Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement !
I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own .
Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer
You mean the 70 % might not be true ?
I feel both cheated and confused now "
Sorry! I should have broken it to you more gently. I expect it's nearly true, possibly |
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I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting!
So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ."
There are dodgy profiles but also lots of real ones. Maybe try searching a slightly different area if you're on the border of a different postcode, or search a bit further away. We've found that sometimes people will travel to a meet. Good luck. |
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"I'm as real as they come...
No your not! I've seen you
Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real "
If you were a real man you would have said it was a machete cut not a wimpy paper cut  |
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right now there is twenty thousand and seventy seven genuine ..one thousand and two fake and one thousand and eighty nine undecided and three hundred and fourteen dont know and fourteen and a half unidentified object and four and a quarter miscellaneous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting!
So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ."
I'm single not into picture collecting,ok maybe not decent pics or loads of veries but I'm 100% real |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm as real as they come...
No your not! I've seen you
Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real "
feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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heres the bottom line:
either the OP is far too fussy
arent good at communicating
wont do the social aspect of meets
might be looking for something that doesnt sit well with the target audience
its common single men traits, then to basically exclaim the site, and its users(real or fake) are at fault.
I havent checked ur profile OP..but I just cant fathom how U cant find 'genuine' people...when my almost 7 years on fab have got me lots of meets..and I'm a single guy ffs!- and I dont think I've been meeting every thomina dicketta and harrietta |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm as real as they come...
No your not! I've seen you
Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real
feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too "
bloody hurt don't they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm as real as they come...
No your not! I've seen you
Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real
feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too
bloody hurt don't they "
yes they do mines on the bit of skin between you thumb and finger X sending kisses for your booboo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
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Yeah you are a tad odd |
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
Yeah you are a tad odd "
Cheeky! |
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
Yeah you are a tad odd
Cheeky! "
And it's more than 'a tad' thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sometimes I think oooo I mean we, oh I mean we mean oh bother !!!
look we are here, we are real. at least I think I am, we am , are, were. whatever. just say hi. we don't bite.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol"
A foursome whoopie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
Yeah you are a tad odd
Cheeky!
And it's more than 'a tad' thank you! "
Well i said tad, I was being generous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol
A foursome whoopie!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then?
I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?
Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol
A foursome whoopie! "
Team up you two, go on make my day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clearly you are looking in the wrong place then!
If you think it's full of fakes and timewasters there are plenty of other sites...
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Sadly I don't think your advice good though it is will be taken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to
I can tell u are for sure"
Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine |
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me.
I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff.
Yeah you are a tad odd
Cheeky!
And it's more than 'a tad' thank you!
Well i said tad, I was being generous! "
Oh good, I like generous! |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to
I can tell u are for sure
Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to
I can tell u are for sure
Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine "
I may just join u there! Met up with some lovely women other week like jessica alba and abby clancy. Peter was wanting a young stud to bang his wife!! U see im genuine like u
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clearly you are looking in the wrong place then!
If you think it's full of fakes and timewasters there are plenty of other sites...
Sadly I don't think your advice good though it is will be taken. "
I know but you can always try to point people toward the exit
I'm actually fake too,I'm 44 not 48.11 never met anyone, am a virgin and have a glass slipper you need to try
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Hello Potters, looks like you,ve met and had plenty of fun in your short time on here. You'll find plenty of genuine folk on here.
We hear Atlantis & Evolution are a good night still mean to try it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm married, on a single profile, but my hubby knows all about it
I do know what you mean...I always get the gut instinct that its too good to be true. First thing I do is ask ppl to prove they are genuine...it's better then spending time getting to know them and finding out they are fakes.... X |
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