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So would you?.. to yourself?
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
A bit of a weird question, I know, but I'm bored and pondering.
Let's say you're a straight guy or woman - totally straight - not even a little bit bi.
You wake up in the middle of the night to find you are lying next to yourself - in other words, there are two of you side by side.
How would you feel about wanking off the other you?.. because, let's be honest, it's only yourself you're doing it to and, personally, I already do that fairly often... just to myself, that's all. Doing to another you should be just the same, right?
So would you?.. and if so, how would you ask and how far would you go?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!"
That's solved Ron's "How will humanity end?" thread then! 
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Am I in glam or drab mode? 
What difference would it make? "
I think I look fairly tasty in glam mode, whereas waking up next to myself in drab mode would just be the beginning of an enquiry as to the relative portioning of the duvet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I in glam or drab mode?
What difference would it make?
I think I look fairly tasty in glam mode, whereas waking up next to myself in drab mode would just be the beginning of an enquiry as to the relative portioning of the duvet. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How would you feel about wanking off the other you?.. because, let's be honest, it's only yourself you're doing it to and, personally, I already do that fairly often... just to myself, that's all. Doing to another you should be just the same, right?
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My fookin head hurts..
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!"
Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!
Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
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Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!
That's solved Ron's "How will humanity end?" thread then!
A"
To paraphrase the song "It all ended with a quick wank"! |
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"I'm bi so can't answer. 
Sod it Steve!
I did! 
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Well, I only need the merest hint of encouragement so although I like men like me except more toned and with less....character?...I'd just be hypercritical of myself and start an argument. Myself and I would end up grappling naked on the floor, the little pot of warm oil that had been placed precariously on the bedside table would cover us and we'd end up 69-ing on the floor. A pair of female twins (4 in all ) would enter the bedroom to see what all the noise was about and then they'd leap....sorry!!!!!!  |
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I'm bi so can't answer.
Sod it Steve!
I did!
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Well, I only need the merest hint of encouragement so although I like men like me except more toned and with less....character?...I'd just be hypercritical of myself and start an argument. Myself and I would end up grappling naked on the floor, the little pot of warm oil that had been placed precariously on the bedside table would cover us and we'd end up 69-ing on the floor. A pair of female twins (4 in all ) would enter the bedroom to see what all the noise was about and then they'd leap....sorry!!!!!! "
No, do go on... I love quadratics.  |
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!
Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang..."
It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy.
All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!
Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang...
It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy.
All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself.
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You're playing with fire.... |
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!
Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang...
It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy.
All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself.
You're playing with fire...."
Instant universal annihilation - it's the ultimate in predicament play.
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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"At least I'd know what I liked  "
That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least I'd know what I liked
That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself?
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But would you give yourself a good verification  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"At least I'd know what I liked
That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself?
But would you give yourself a good verification "
Or send a card? |
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