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So why are you not out getting shagged?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive just got it up and im rubbing it gently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

Won't put me off, I'll still give you one, or even two if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bolloxed and settled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once told to go fuck myself so it would be rude not to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shagging....what's that

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

Won't put me off, I'll still give you one, or even two if you play your cards right

"
Fucking charming as ever Jack.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was once told to go fuck myself so it would be rude not to.

"
That is rude....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once told to go fuck myself so it would be rude not to.

Only the once? pah, bloody amateur.

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By *my-blackTV/TS over a year ago

Poole

Cos I misplaced my libido and ive looked everywhere for it the past two weeks.

Guess it will turn up soon

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I needed a rest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

Won't put me off, I'll still give you one, or even two if you play your cards right

Fucking charming as ever Jack.

It's a gift, I've always had it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very busy weekend and I'm knackered plus I have a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im saving myself

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cos I misplaced my libido and ive looked everywhere for it the past two weeks.

Guess it will turn up soon

"
Have you looked under the the sofa cushions?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

Some may like to epilate, depilate and populate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching game of thrones , season 3 , but will be shagging each other within the hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My fanny hair is too long and I can't be bothered epilating.

Some may like to epilate, depilate and populate.

Would you like to stipulate the frigulate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had my shag for the month

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

my pussy got so battered last night..its still in recovery mode !

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

.washing my hair thanks very much. . .you are awful, .but i like you

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By *my-blackTV/TS over a year ago

Poole

"Cos I misplaced my libido and ive looked everywhere for it the past two weeks.

Guess it will turn up soon

Have you looked under the the sofa cushions?"

Twice

I think someone has borrowed it and not told me.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Because I stayed in and shagged instead

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my pussy got so battered last night..its still in recovery mode ! "
Have you called the RSPCA?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos I misplaced my libido and ive looked everywhere for it the past two weeks.

Guess it will turn up soon

Checked in your handbag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am to lazy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had my shag for the month

Never mind it's April 2morra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my pussy got so battered last night..its still in recovery mode ! Have you called the RSPCA?

Whats that, the Royal Society for the Protection of Cunning Apertures?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My time with my son

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .still waiting on a cure? sh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once told to go fuck myself so it would be rude not to.

Only the once? pah, bloody amateur."

jahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a timewaster....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was saving myself for tomorrow's meet but now he's cancelled grrrrrrrr

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm a timewaster....

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A genuine one, I hope?

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

got a lousy cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im saving myself"

I was just going to say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Monday....

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm saving myself for wed,thurs and Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've a cold sore X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching game of thrones , season 3 , but will be shagging each other within the hour

I'm on Season 3 episode 3. I'm going to be gutted when I get to the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got some videos I need too rewind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New. Too young, too far away from anyone. Give off wrong vibes and impressions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really can't be bothered , gay porn sounds much better

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got back home @ 3pm since friday morning and I'm fooked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too full, just eaten. Give me half an hour! X

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hormones. Bloody things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

c'os ......... oh I can't go into details lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had my shag for the month

Never mind it's April 2morra

Good thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"c'os ......... oh I can't go into details lol

We all know you want to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a matter of time .... I'm sniffing around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"c'os ......... oh I can't go into details lol

We all know you want to!

no u want me too !!! lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nobody asked me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I'm waiting for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm perming my pubes. Got curlers in and everything!

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm a timewaster....

I'll second that!

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Cause I just had 5 more hours work on my tattoo sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cos i have three hot swedish burds on their way here...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm a timewaster....

I have all the time in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/04/14 00:08:49]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because D has today fractured her elbow and is in plaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been to work and just got home

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Because D has today fractured her elbow and is in plaster

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Ouchie, hope she is ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I tore muscle in my right shoulder playing rugby on Saturday and im in to much pain x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Because D has today fractured her elbow and is in plaster

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o goodness .. hope she gets better soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its her right arm as well.Bit painful but she will live

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because D has today fractured her elbow and is in plaster

o goodness .. hope she gets better soon "

Thanks . D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one will have me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been out and now home enjoying a glass of wine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm at work but I shall be getting some in about 5 n 1/2 hrs

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By *i015Man over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

Because nobody wants to shag me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Because nobody wants to shag me

I'll take one for the team

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By *iscomanMan over a year ago

Solihull

Happy April Fools Day!!!

To All on FAB

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