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over a year ago
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Cats bring home prey for us because they think we're shit at hunting. They are following their natural instincts to share the booty with its dependants, and we hit them with a broom lol  |
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over a year ago
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Sooooooo very glad my cat is a wuss and wont go outside!! 
I remember years ago tho a cat I had decided to fight with a seagull and won we only found out cos she was dragging it thru her cat flap.
Seagull on the outside of the door flapping its wings and cat in the inside seagulls head in her mouth growling at it. 
She was none to pleased when I stood there near(ish) the door shouting "get it out" she was all proud cos she had caught it and decided she would rather get tins of salmon from the workies nearby rather than the food I normally fed her for a week or 2 
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My old mum used to buy pretty shiny collars with bells on them for her cats. She often complain that the cats would shake them off and lose them all the time and I've never told her to this day that I used to take them off them. A cat can't hunt with a fookin bell alerting it's prey all the time, can it. |
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"My old mum used to buy pretty shiny collars with bells on them for her cats. She often complain that the cats would shake them off and lose them all the time and I've never told her to this day that I used to take them off them. A cat can't hunt with a fookin bell alerting it's prey all the time, can it. "
you are an evil man Wishy!! |
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me  "
jesus how many cats you got??? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???"
check ya inbox  |
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???check ya inbox "
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???check ya inbox
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lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am sure cats think we are GREAT hunters when we come home with all the shopping bags full of their favourite delights!!!
LOL"
My cat would never survive out in the wild cos she wont eat anything unless its foil wrapped and says whiskas on the label  Ohh and only drinks water if its running from the tap none of this put it in a bowl in the floor for her. My cold tap in the bathroom is constantly on a fast drip drives me round the bend but stupid can drink.
Im sure someone somewhere told stupid that she was a pedegree when in reality she came from a farm
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be in full swing - bloody cat has jusy bought one in
the flipping thing is almost as big as she is"
Just reminded me why I prefer my horse ANYTIME lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???check ya inbox
lol "
well i adore cats, love the fact they are so predatory |
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"Am sure cats think we are GREAT hunters when we come home with all the shopping bags full of their favourite delights!!!
LOL
My cat would never survive out in the wild cos she wont eat anything unless its foil wrapped and says whiskas on the label Ohh and only drinks water if its running from the tap none of this put it in a bowl in the floor for her. My cold tap in the bathroom is constantly on a fast drip drives me round the bend but stupid can drink.
Im sure someone somewhere told stupid that she was a pedegree when in reality she came from a farm
Shona
x x x "
my cats will only drink out of the toilet oddly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???check ya inbox
lol well i adore cats, love the fact they are so predatory "
Bet yours brings shoes lol xx  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"all in one day i had:
a baby jackdaw
2 hedgehogs
1 watervole
2 frogs
and a lil bird , all were dead and had bits missing
My cats sat looking at me cooing at what they had brought me
jesus how many cats you got???check ya inbox
lol well i adore cats, love the fact they are so predatory
Bet yours brings shoes lol xx "
It bloomin dont , i have a _ig bad to do that  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Seems to be in full swing - bloody cat has jusy bought one in
the flipping thing is almost as big as she is"
Only had one so far from the older moggie. The new one is far too fat to catch anything. Thought it was a lazy male but alas its a lethargic female cat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bells on cats just make them better hunters! - they have to stalk very patiently indeed and thus get better at it!
My cat brought a live jackdaw in through the cat flap and then chased it around the living room - it knocked over an antique clock worth £500 and totally destroyed it! Feathers and shit all over the place! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my cats will only drink out of the toilet oddly "
Mine likes to lie in the bath during the day and when someone is in the bath she likes to sit (all proud looking) on the toilet seat. Put bubbles in the bath and all hell breaks out as Sookie tries to eat them and attack them
Shona
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I love baby bunnies, however, they are considered as pests if they live too close to pharma or food manufacturing facilities.  "
They are pests ask any farmer. Its an offense still if you do not keep the population down on your land. |
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We have 5 cats and so far they have bought home
3 squirrels
Loads of mice, just feed them to our royal python!
countless rabbits
Voles
A woodpecker and countless other birds
Sand lizard
And last year 2 and a half foot adder!
Think they're having a competition lol |
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"We have 5 cats and so far they have bought home
3 squirrels
Loads of mice, just feed them to our royal python!
countless rabbits
Voles
A woodpecker and countless other birds
Sand lizard
And last year 2 and a half foot adder!
Think they're having a competition lol"
isnt it dangeous to feed wild mice to snakes etc cos of the parasits and worms?? mind you i guess if he is still alive then you probably know what you are doing
my sister bred her rabbits to provide food for her reptile collection, didnt last long as she couldn't face killing tem |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"We have 5 cats and so far they have bought home
3 squirrels
Loads of mice, just feed them to our royal python!
countless rabbits
Voles
A woodpecker and countless other birds
Sand lizard
And last year 2 and a half foot adder!
Think they're having a competition lol"
your lucky my mouse bagger eats the dam thing the moment i approach her |
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"We have 5 cats and so far they have bought home
3 squirrels
Loads of mice, just feed them to our royal python!
countless rabbits
Voles
A woodpecker and countless other birds
Sand lizard
And last year 2 and a half foot adder!
Think they're having a competition lol
isnt it dangeous to feed wild mice to snakes etc cos of the parasits and worms?? mind you i guess if he is still alive then you probably know what you are doing
my sister bred her rabbits to provide food for her reptile collection, didnt last long as she couldn't face killing tem "
They are always frozen [they are dead first!] to kill of any parasites. |
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"We have 5 cats and so far they have bought home
3 squirrels
Loads of mice, just feed them to our royal python!
countless rabbits
Voles
A woodpecker and countless other birds
Sand lizard
And last year 2 and a half foot adder!
Think they're having a competition lol
your lucky my mouse bagger eats the dam thing the moment i approach her "
Sometimes they eat them or dismember them. But they usually bring them back for their kittens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They all do it, Kit brought me a mouse, shrew or vole every day we lived up the mountain, Hanz brought me a grey squirrel, a not-dead pigeon band crow in the same state - finding feathers for weeks, a mouse again not quite dead but I had to go out and when I got back it was a half-mouse. Years ago Minnie had a habit of dropping her catches into your wellies, so always shake them to this day! They're telling you they'll protect your nest, the home they love, just as when a dog barks cos he thinks it's being threatened! x |
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