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Men are from Venus, women from Mars...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fine = you have 10 seconds to work out what you have done or about to do ... failure to work this out will result in 10 days of payback."
Only 10 lol cor you are a soft one polo lol xx  |
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"I'm fine = you have 10 seconds to work out what you have done or about to do ... failure to work this out will result in 10 days of payback.
Only 10 lol cor you are a soft one polo lol xx "
Do you really think any man can manage 10 days without getting another "I'm fine"  |
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