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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the last few months we have had to get a new
Fridge freezer
washing machine
lap top fixed
hairdryer
satnav blew up at the weekend
Out the kettle on for a cuppa this morning and its died
I can't wear watches as they break or go backwards
I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together
SEE i was right the pissy posse are all old xx  "
You were waiting to pounce wer'nt ya
like a ninja turtle in matalan socks   |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Okay.. who's been passing around the rabbit's foot?? Either that or Loki is having meets in disguise!
I'm the cure! 
who's Loki??"
Mythology (Zeus and them lot are greek) - Loki is Norse god of mischief. If you slipped on only banana peel on ice rink.. his fault! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay.. who's been passing around the rabbit's foot?? Either that or Loki is having meets in disguise!
I'm the cure! "
If you have a kettle that works you're on
As for Loki.....I think I may have blocked him and thats pissed him off  |
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"Okay.. who's been passing around the rabbit's foot?? Either that or Loki is having meets in disguise!
I'm the cure!
who's Loki??
Mythology (Zeus and them lot are greek) - Loki is Norse god of mischief. If you slipped on only banana peel on ice rink.. his fault!"
oooohhhhh in that case i bloody hate that guy - he's always hanging round me!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
*Packs kettle into overnight bag plus toothbrush.. must remember not to get stopped at airports and train stations*
Loki is a sod.. always has to have the last laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the last few months we have had to get a new
Fridge freezer
washing machine
lap top fixed
hairdryer
satnav blew up at the weekend
Out the kettle on for a cuppa this morning and its died
I can't wear watches as they break or go backwards
I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together "
So basically you're frazzing anything electricla or with intricate moving parts huh?
pssst.... I'd put the rabbit away until you get this little prob sorted, you wouldn't wanna have to explain to A&E how ya bits got burned now would ya hehehe |
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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago
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"In the last few months we have had to get a new
Fridge freezer
washing machine
lap top fixed
hairdryer
satnav blew up at the weekend
Out the kettle on for a cuppa this morning and its died
I can't wear watches as they break or go backwards
I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together "
You're not in that place where they stole the copper from the sub station are you hun. People have been having all sorts of problems including electrical fires. Oh and I'd advise not using the hitachi wand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honeypot have you walked into an office and caused the whole computer system to crash??
I do it all the time not when I wanted to tho 
I have too much electricity in my body, cant wear a battery watch without it wrecking the battery, wind up watches wind down - weird watching the hands spin round and listening to the weird whirring sound!! Only watch I have ever been able to wear is a cheap fiver watch from a local indoor market.
I cant keep bank cards or mobiles in my jeans pockets cos I wipe them.
On the plus side I never get electric shocks from other people Im too busy giving them out
Shona
x x x |
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"Honeypot have you walked into an office and caused the whole computer system to crash??
I do it all the time not when I wanted to tho
I have too much electricity in my body, cant wear a battery watch without it wrecking the battery, wind up watches wind down - weird watching the hands spin round and listening to the weird whirring sound!! Only watch I have ever been able to wear is a cheap fiver watch from a local indoor market.
I cant keep bank cards or mobiles in my jeans pockets cos I wipe them.
On the plus side I never get electric shocks from other people Im too busy giving them out
Shona
x x x "
you should be in the X-Men lol |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Honeypot have you walked into an office and caused the whole computer system to crash??
I do it all the time not when I wanted to tho
I have too much electricity in my body, cant wear a battery watch without it wrecking the battery, wind up watches wind down - weird watching the hands spin round and listening to the weird whirring sound!! Only watch I have ever been able to wear is a cheap fiver watch from a local indoor market.
I cant keep bank cards or mobiles in my jeans pockets cos I wipe them.
On the plus side I never get electric shocks from other people Im too busy giving them out
Shona
x x x
you should be in the X-Men lol"
Heroes!!! |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
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I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together
SEE i was right the pissy posse are all old xx
WHO rattled your cage???
Grrrrr"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honeypot have you walked into an office and caused the whole computer system to crash??
I do it all the time not when I wanted to tho
I have too much electricity in my body, cant wear a battery watch without it wrecking the battery, wind up watches wind down - weird watching the hands spin round and listening to the weird whirring sound!! Only watch I have ever been able to wear is a cheap fiver watch from a local indoor market.
I cant keep bank cards or mobiles in my jeans pockets cos I wipe them.
On the plus side I never get electric shocks from other people Im too busy giving them out
Shona
x x x
you should be in the X-Men lol
Heroes!!! "
Never seen Heroes so have no idea how good it is to be told that 
As for X Men yup deff a freak and not in the good sense of the word 
Makes for a very interesting chat with the bank staff when you cant use your debit card I explain what happened and ask for yet another card and they look at me like Im sort of weirdo, til they try to swipe my card thru their machine and it causes a huge crash then they believe me
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the last few months we have had to get a new
Fridge freezer
washing machine
lap top fixed
hairdryer
satnav blew up at the weekend
Out the kettle on for a cuppa this morning and its died
I can't wear watches as they break or go backwards
I think I want to go back to living in a cave and rubbing 2 sticks together "
you'd only break the sticks |
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