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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I Once watched a guy pull a cold kebab out of his trouser pocket in the morning and eat it. You could see the white congealed fat on the pitta.  "
now that is sick.
eww
Kebabs are only for when you are pissed to soak up all the alcohol so that you can drive home!!
JOKE!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant stand lamb but evidntly buy them when I drink, as I discovered when I woke up once with one welded to the side of my face. chilli sauce, garlic sauce the whole shebang.I can still smell it bleugh |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I cant stand lamb but evidntly buy them when I drink, as I discovered when I woke up once with one welded to the side of my face. chilli sauce, garlic sauce the whole shebang.I can still smell it bleugh"
we had a good one at the end of my road, and pissed up one night we had kebabs from there,
We couldnt stop agreeing with each other that they were the bestest kebabs ever.
So a week later after another heavy night - i was (alone) walking past said kebab shop on my way home, and decided that i would buy three kebabs with chips.
Got home ate one portion of chips and fell asleep.
Yeah, great kebab they were - well the dog thought so anyways!!!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"noooo couldnt buy one in all consiousness, let alone 3!! has to be cold pizza for breakfast..mmm"
I still will never know what logic i thought i had that made me buy 3.
Maybe i was hungry - i dont know!!!!
I not a fan of cold pizza for brekkie - but like it warmed up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kebabs are pretty vile when you're sober but absolutely delicious when you're pissed. Dont make sense does it.  "
I've actually had a kebab for dinner while sober on many occasions, but the first times I ever had them I was definitely pissed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just to let you all know, kebabs are fantastic "
oooo gee, thanks.
btw.. your disclaimer is longer than your profile and your single photo is so blurred I'm surprised Kodak developed it. Would anyone want to use any of the info/pics on your profile??
I don't get all this "You may not use my pics/info for your university project blah blah".. wtf is that all about then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kebabs are pretty vile when you're sober but absolutely delicious when you're pissed. Dont make sense does it.
What does make sense when ya pissed tho???"
Breasticles. Dangled in my face. It's like a coccoon, feel all safe n snugly.  |
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"For me you cant beat cold chinese for breakfast. You know the one thats still in the bag that you brought home and went to bed without eating"
i dont think i have ever bught food home and not eaten it   |
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