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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Ok, it's been a long day....I was up at 4.30am, went swimming at 6.30am, worked 10 hours came home and poured a few vodkas! Decided to empty my bottle bin in the dark and forgot the bloody huge cordeline at the bottom of my garden! Thought it was a burglar ... Started to fight it, scared the dog and hurt myself  .... sympathy please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If ever you need anyone to come round and drink the vodka for you and empty the bottle bin don't hesitate to ask me, just thinking of you not hurting yourself of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first thought is you thought it was a burglar and decided to fight ?
Your first instinct should be run inside get a bloody big knife and phone the buzzies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!! "
shame no one was there to film it, as that would be a you tube moment. LoL |
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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!!
shame no one was there to film it, as that would be a you tube moment. LoL"
It could have earned me £250 on you've been framed haha ! |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!! "
sorry, this made me pee myself....now I have visions of Kung Fu Panda in pj's running around Blackpool!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!! 
If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout...
Ruggggggeeeerrrrrsssss! Hehe "
Aww huni am sorry to hear you nearly had a fight with a paln tree hope you arefeeling better ((hugs))) see ssome of us are sympathetic |
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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!!
If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout...
Ruggggggeeeerrrrrsssss! Hehe
Aww huni am sorry to hear you nearly had a fight with a paln tree hope you arefeeling better ((hugs))) see ssome of us are sympathetic "
Aaaaaw thank you....I need to drink less lol xx |
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By *nigmatic1 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"god knows what you would be like on a night out in Blackpool very funny  "
Most definitely a good laugh when I'm out ...trouble is you can't take me back to the same place for a few weeks |
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