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" We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet. " Not a swinging disaster, but your story about the car park brought back a memory. I nearly ripped the roof rack and ladders off my Escort van after trying to get into the Eldon Square multi story in Newcastle. I didn't realise that the entrance was so low, and just stopped in time which was fine, until I tried to reverse out but had a line of cars behind me who also had to reverse into the main road 
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diasters while swinging.... had me head split open by a stray kinky boot once...bloody everywhere, stitches in head!!
learnt me lesson.... now i only go swinging with crash helmet ,shoulder and elbow pads..... | |||
"Not a swinging disaster, but your story about the car park brought back a memory. I nearly ripped the roof rack and ladders off my Escort van after trying to get into the Eldon Square multi story in Newcastle." Our little episode was in Waterloo St car park. It goes down a dip, then back up into the multistorey. We went down the dip, then just as we came back up, there was a nasty crunch. I just thought I'd cracked the bumper but still reversed all the way out of the car park. I did a quick recce down waterloo st itself looking for a parking space on the road. Then, at the end of the road a swift U-turn saw the car turn round but the bumper carry straight on down the road
We still got to the meet though - left the car on double yellows and sorted the parking ticket out later.
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"Do friction burns count??? "No, they come under "occupational hazard" rather than "disaster". | |||
"Do friction burns count???
No, they come under "occupational hazard" rather than "disaster"."LOL, ok thanks, il re file immediately  | |||
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"Anyone had any disasters happen while swinging? We're not talking about nightmare meets, but things that have happened while swinging. We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet. Another time, we came out of a couples house at 9am on a Sunday morning, only to find we had a puncture - 150 miles from home. Even worse, we'd only had the car a week and never noticed the spare was flat too. Finally, we once invited a couple round to our house and were all having fun when some d*unk coming out from the pub decided to put the living room window through. That kind of put an end to things... Anyone else have any stories to tell?" We do but and one is hilarious but as it is such a small world in the scene, we would not want to be indiscreet and if you have to disguise the key players it would not be so funny. Suffice to say that the newly fitted curtains fell down... | |||
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"Our first night together and during her orgasm Mrs R managed to headbutt Mr R and break his nose, blood everywhere but she was oblivious...." sorry to say but this is soooo funny
I apologise for laughing xx | |||
"lock the door folks Steve "oooh, that happened to us. Think we'd blocked that out of our memories. We hadn't been swinging long, but had invited some friends round for a night of fun. Somehow, Dee and the other lady had goaded me into putting a french maids outfit while the other guy was sporting a sexy nurse uniform. There we were prancing round the living room when Dees' eldest son walks in (He's in his 20s). Now if it was me who'd walked in, I think I'd have walked right back out. Not him though, he plonks his arse right on the sofa and asks his mum to put the kettle on, lol. None of us could keep a straight face while we sat there with our coffee waiting for him to leave. Funny, he never mentions that night. | |||
"lock the door folks Steve
oooh, that happened to us. Think we'd blocked that out of our memories.
We hadn't been swinging long, but had invited some friends round for a night of fun. Somehow, Dee and the other lady had goaded me into putting a french maids outfit while the other guy was sporting a sexy nurse uniform. There we were prancing round the living room when Dees' eldest son walks in (He's in his 20s).
Now if it was me who'd walked in, I think I'd have walked right back out. Not him though, he plonks his arse right on the sofa and asks his mum to put the kettle on, lol. None of us could keep a straight face while we sat there with our coffee waiting for him to leave.
Funny, he never mentions that night."lol - what an experience! that is so funny! Z | |||
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"without being too graphic, I can only suggest never to deep throat when you havent been feeling well " sick but worded in very funny way lol | |||
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Funny though... | |||
"Would love to know what stories you tried to make up for that one, no way out of it surely? Funny though..."hahahaha I stuttered alot, tried to say that they were friends of a friend, that didnt explain why i was doing what i was doing with them, So no - i had to fess up in the end!! LOL Still giggle about it now, hehe | |||
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"We've broken two different caravan beds while playing with others, the first time there were 4 on the bed and the second time 6. They're obviously only designed to support 2 people fucking! "Think you need a BED ALERT on your profile!!! LOL THats some good going | |||
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"Anyone had any disasters happen while swinging? We're not talking about nightmare meets, but things that have happened while swinging. We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet. Another time, we came out of a couples house at 9am on a Sunday morning, only to find we had a puncture - 150 miles from home. Even worse, we'd only had the car a week and never noticed the spare was flat too. Finally, we once invited a couple round to our house and were all having fun when some d*unk coming out from the pub decided to put the living room window through. That kind of put an end to things..." Phew ... we thought you were talking about Friday night ;p; xx | |||
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