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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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FLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why they come in the back door, throught the house and buzz about your head, round the puter, bump into your lovely glass of wine, threaten to land on your lovely bread and cheese (yes i have braved the hard stuff today)
WHY CANT THEY FIND THEIR OWN WAY BACK OUT THE DOOR THEY FECKING CAME IN!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Gimme MORE SPIDERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its a bumble bee here and its fookin massive its like a sparrow with a striped jumper on!!! horrid!! xx"
Are you sure its not an ugly fucker with that bumble bee Celtic top on?
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Have you washed today?"
Most certainly have!!!!
We all did this morning!!!
And after my cheese epsiode last week, i darent even go half a day without washing!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PS - he isnt here so its not him!!!!
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"its a bumble bee here and its fookin massive its like a sparrow with a striped jumper on!!! horrid!! xx
Are you sure its not an ugly fucker with that bumble bee Celtic top on?
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isnt celtic green and white??? |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"nope its not that annoyin!! 
actually scared to try and hit it with the paper in case it takes the paper off me and starts hittin me!!  xx"
LOL
Thats so funny.
I remember when i had a paper round (had 3 actually) and my mate was with me and was terrfied of wasps - and o got the Evening Post and bopped it one.
Now, i was CRAP at sports - rounders, tennis, etc.
BUT OMG - did i whop this wasp a good un round the nut and knocked it out - i was so scared it was gonna wake up and be really angry and sting me that i even trod on it.
And i dont kill anything!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeevil child!!!
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