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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its nice when the person seeking to put someone down isthe recipient of a better reply. My fave is
' you've put some weight on,fat arse'
' yeah,cos everytime i fuck your missus she gives me a biscuit' !!!!!!
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:
"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"
The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:
"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".
Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ian Botham striding to the wicket
David Boon chimes up " hey beefy hows your wife and my kid " ?
Botham replies " wifes fine kids a retard like his dad " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:
"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"
The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:
"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".
Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jimmy Carr had two of the best comebacks....
After a show a bloke said to him " Do you like hospital food ? "
Jimmy replied " Yes im with Bupa its fantastic knock yourself out " 
And my fav after telling a joke about larger ladies, a very large woman in the audience shouted " Oi thats fattist that is !! "
To which he replied " No love i think you will find your fattist " |
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Pmsl... this made me chuckle!!!! x
"I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:
"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"
The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:
"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".
Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!
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