Confess to that one time claustrophobia got the better of me after 90 seconds and how I killed all the people stuck with me the last time it happened. Then start breathing heavily and screaming at the voices to stop

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

Ask if they're going down?

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Do a silent but deadly fart and then look at them in disgust !

lol that was my thoughts too lol "

That would only work if there were at least three people in the lift.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at them and say "well be best get comfy" then strip to me boxers"

Well that will either make them happy or rip the doors open to get out.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Start licking the door with an evil grin on my face.

Is that after you have spilt ketchup down it from your burger

The day I spill food is the time to put me down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start licking the door with an evil grin on my face.

Is that after you have spilt ketchup down it from your burger

The day I spill food is the time to put me down

Yes that's true never around long enough to spill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It if was a lovely lady I would surreptitiously check out the bapamundos

If it were a geezer I would talk football

If it were a large group I would quietly drop my guts and enjoy the fallout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd press the emergency button and request that maintenance come and fix the lift.

Can't believe no one else has thought to do this.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I'd press the emergency button and request that maintenance come and fix the lift.

Can't believe no one else has thought to do this.

ha ha was about to suggest that lol

ask if he was going up!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would if talked them to death in three minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd press the emergency button and request that maintenance come and fix the lift.

Can't believe no one else has thought to do this.

ha ha was about to suggest that lol

ask if he was going up!!"

Lol, would you being going down ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at them and say "well be best get comfy" then strip to me boxers

Well that will either make them happy or rip the doors open to get out.

Probably be out the roof hatch before I'd got my shoes off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd press the emergency button and request that maintenance come and fix the lift.

Can't believe no one else has thought to do this.

Didnt you know it has been damaged by little yobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 minutes is time for some to have two shags

And redress in between

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Make small talk.

Nice weather we are having at the moment, don't you think?

Indeed, and such a clement winter. Going anywhere nice this year?

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

panic lifts aint my thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Panic and talk non stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to sleep on the floor explaining that last time it was 3 days before rescue and the oxygen only lasted 2

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Make small talk.

Nice weather we are having at the moment, don't you think?

Indeed, and such a clement winter. Going anywhere nice this year?"

No we are not planning on a holiday this year but have some nice things planned.

That's the small talk out the way, can I fondle your bum now?

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