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innapropriate chat up lines.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst I have hear was "wow you don't look old enough to be a mum how old are your kids" It just cam across as creepy when this guy said it to my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say them ! 
i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife
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"Get your coat, you've pulled"
"What makes you so confident?"
"I'm stronger than you"
and possibly the worst i've ever heard used by a lad to a girl (they're still together 7 years on I should add)
"Now let's not turn this rape into a murder"
can't believe she didn't glass him lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say them !
i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife
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"Get your coat, you've pulled"
"What makes you so confident?"
"I'm stronger than you"
and possibly the worst i've ever heard used by a lad to a girl (they're still together 7 years on I should add)
"Now let's not turn this rape into a murder"
can't believe she didn't glass him lol
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Yep those are definitely inappropriate.  |
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if you can find the time
to give your life to me
just drop me a line
and tellme where you'll be
just be sincere
cause i dont have the time
and i dont have patience
what do you take me for
why am i still waiting
cause while you decide
im fucking suffocating
cause if you cant find the time
my bleeding heart
Wont make it
 x x X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you can find the time
to give your life to me
just drop me a line
and tellme where you'll be
just be sincere
cause i dont have the time
and i dont have patience
what do you take me for
why am i still waiting
cause while you decide
im fucking suffocating
cause if you cant find the time
my bleeding heart
Wont make it
x x X"
No. You want the 'chase and status' lyrics thread. First left down the hall |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
A friend of mine who came out of a long relationship came out on the pull with me years ago. He actually told a real girl that she had a nice moustache. She gave him a filthy look. He then turned to me and commented on what an ignorant so and so she was. I could only tell him that he can count himself ahead of the game as she didn't thump him.... |
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I said this in the last one we had so apologies if people think its old.
Usually girls are in at least a pair when your out.
Walk up to the 'not so nice one' and say:
'Fancy a dance?'
When she replies excitedly with 'Yes'.
Say 'Good, fuck off so I can chat your mate up'.
When your chatting her mate up remember its vital to find out if she stands up to fart in the bath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.
And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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sorry, a jokes a joke.
nothing is off limits.
if its not to your taste, thats fine
we all have our limits and boundaries.
some are less close to the knuckle than others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.
And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny."
I find it interesting that you comment on the rape but not the murder.
Odd boundary |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.
And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please really thats your response. My point isthis is a sex site so mmaking jokes about rape are clearly in very bad taste indeed.
Of course murdered etc is just as bad for goodness sake. But that goes without saying doesn't it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm totally hiding in your closet..."
^ say that if you really want to freak her the fuck out yo!
And if you want her to absolutely piss herself say this:
"If you can recite the intro to the A-Team, there's a good chance we could have sex.."
I've said both...  |
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A female friend was in a club and this guy motioned with his finger for her to come over, when she got here he said, "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whoe hand!" It didn't work I was advised  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have this twice once it worked and the other I got cock blocked
When we leave here together, Which one of the girls in here would you choose to take home with us......
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Here are a few which (I've heard) have worked:
My face is leaving this club in 5 minutes and I want you on it!
Chat artist: " I'm half Spanish y'know. Have you got any Spanish in you?"
'Target' replies: "No.. why do you ask?"
Chat artist: " Would you like some?.."
And finally: " Can I have a s**t in your hand bag" |
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