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Anyone fancy an old fooker

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't have a super large cock the ticker is a bit dodgy but all parts are in working order and may need a jump start every now and again but other than that I'm good to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

that answers that question then

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

Sometimes better to live in hope eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sometimes better to live in hope eh"

at least I have my health

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to be the woman you die under

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You live too far away... ..go out with a bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the ticker a bit dodgy will scare most women off, as you hear of guys dying in the act.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You live too far away... ..go out with a bang

I intend to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hail to "old fookers" .without them i would be totally celibate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its ok..I have a defibrillator and im not afraid to use it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having test driven this particular model many times I can safely say he runs better than many of the new shiney models available on the market, his gearstick is not as small as he thinks, and his fuel consumption is never ending

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having test driven this particular model many times I can safely say he runs better than many of the new shiney models available on the market, his gearstick is not as small as he thinks, and his fuel consumption is never ending

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you not taken the hint yet? or not noticed all my fabs on your pics

Did seeing me on webcam put you off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you not taken the hint yet? or not noticed all my fabs on your pics

Did seeing me on webcam put you off

I have and no you didn't

and thank you ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PP i'd do ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"PP i'd do ya.

you tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PP i'd do ya.

Id pay to see that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its ok..I have a defibrillator and im not afraid to use it."

That will get him upright in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its ok..I have a defibrillator and im not afraid to use it.

That will get him upright in no time

I don't need a machine yet to get me upright

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"PP i'd do ya.

Id pay to see that!!

not enough money in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have a super large cock the ticker is a bit dodgy but all parts are in working order and may need a jump start every now and again but other than that I'm good to go.

You look good x

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I don't have a super large cock the ticker is a bit dodgy but all parts are in working order and may need a jump start every now and again but other than that I'm good to go.

While the hearts a pumping, theres still chance for humping,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have a super large cock the ticker is a bit dodgy but all parts are in working order and may need a jump start every now and again but other than that I'm good to go.

While the hearts a pumping, theres still chance for humping,

Suppose you can't go wrong with a good thumping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you come with wine and chocolates ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have a super large cock the ticker is a bit dodgy but all parts are in working order and may need a jump start every now and again but other than that I'm good to go.

You look good x"

thank you

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I would give you the kiss of life if you needed it after a few hours of hot passionate kinky fuckery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would give you the kiss of life if you needed it after a few hours of hot passionate kinky fuckery

Thats good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago