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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you. 
Oh god....pass the bucket 
he meant make luuuuuuurve "
Is that Barry White I hear playing in the background  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you.
Oh god....pass the bucket
And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me  "
Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy... |
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"I've been waiting a long time to be asked that 
Aww welcome back "
Lol , I've never really been away .... ...
Im just working long hours , too much work and no female to please .......:...
Awwe ........right I'm off for a wank then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you.
Oh god....pass the bucket
And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me
Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy... "
I wondered where I'd left that.
I'll collect it when I come round for a shag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you.
Oh god....pass the bucket
And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me
Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy... "
that's not a dummy,it's a butt plug  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you.
Oh god....pass the bucket
And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me
Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...
I wondered where I'd left that.
I'll collect it when I come round for a shag. "
Lol you've lost your chance now sunny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag?? 
Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?
With you anything "
All three it is then.....for starters |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Anyone fancy a shag??
Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?
With you anything
All three it is then.....for starters "
Woo hoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really tbh.
I'd much rather make love to you.
Oh god....pass the bucket
And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me
Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...
I wondered where I'd left that.
I'll collect it when I come round for a shag.
Lol you've lost your chance now sunny "
Always the bride's maid - never the bride. Lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick. "
I need one of those too! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick. "
Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick. "
Errrrr... Assorted...??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.
Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den "
Can I help with the user trials |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.
Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den
Can I help with the user trials "
I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.
Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den
Can I help with the user trials
I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials "
Can I be your assistant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.
Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den
Can I help with the user trials
I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials
Can I be your assistant "
I thought we were doing this on your behalf
I'm sure there are plenty of folks prepared to lend a hand  |
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"Anyone fancy a shag??
I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.
So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.
Errrrr... Assorted...??? "
Yes. An assortment of different types. |
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