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over a year ago
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"Is a crochet like a quaver?
Davey Crockett rode round with an arrow in his hat which came out of a quiver."
and everybody tellsvme that its cool to be a cat
Its cool for cats |
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". .rich girls golf . x x X 
And poor girls crochet. It's a lot cheaper than golf. And you can't golf in bed or on the train or in a waiting room."
must take a while to set up and what about the hammers.?  x x X |
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". .rich girls golf . x x X
And poor girls crochet. It's a lot cheaper than golf. And you can't golf in bed or on the train or in a waiting room. must take a while to set up and what about the hammers.? x x X"
No hammers, just hooks.
Perhaps we should set up a fab crochet group Hottie. We could call ourselves the Fab Hookers. 
Ahhhhh, maybe not, we might get mistaken for undesirables!  |
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys  "
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...???  |
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? "
. . . . . . . . .knowles it all |
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all "
Deal... Or no deal...?  |
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all
Deal... Or no deal...? "
. . . . .hey big Spencer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone say crochet????
It's my new favourite thing to do!! X
Have you tried arm knitting? Apparently all the cool kids are doing it... "
I looked it up..... That's really cool!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all
Deal... Or no deal...? . . . . .hey big Spencer! "
Get a room you two !! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Did someone say crochet????
It's my new favourite thing to do!! X
Have you tried arm knitting? Apparently all the cool kids are doing it...
I looked it up..... That's really cool!!! "
I won't be allowed to do it if it's cool  |
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". .rich girls golf . x x X
And poor girls crochet. It's a lot cheaper than golf. And you can't golf in bed or on the train or in a waiting room. must take a while to set up and what about the hammers.? x x X
No hammers, just hooks.
Perhaps we should set up a fab crochet group Hottie. We could call ourselves the Fab Hookers.
Ahhhhh, maybe not, we might get mistaken for undesirables! "
I'm just doing the edging on a big granny square blanket I've made my mum for Mother's Day x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all
Deal... Or no deal...? . . . . .hey big Spencer! "
Top Marks big yin...!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all
Deal... Or no deal...? . . . . .hey big Spencer!
Get a room you two !! "
D'Ya wanna join us...???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"crochets are notes
quavers are notes
are you two making sweet music together? "
Stop... I can't Breve fer laffin'... I need a Rest to Stave off the pain in Mi sides So Fa... Or at Minim um a cuppa Ti...
Yer all LaLa... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i thought virago was a snooker player/commentator on heat. x x X
What were you Reardon...??? . .pullmans pork and Murphys
So you're an Irish bus driver... And lapsed Jew...??? . . . . . . . . .knowles it all
Deal... Or no deal...? . . . . .hey big Spencer!
Get a room you two !!
D'Ya wanna join us...??? "
u'd run a mile ... fast in the opposite direction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"crochets are notes
quavers are notes
are you two making sweet music together?
Stop... I can't Breve fer laffin'... I need a Rest to Stave off the pain in Mi sides So Fa... Or at Minim um a cuppa Ti...
Yer all LaLa... "
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"Oi! You lot! Get orf my thread unless you're hooking!
(Previous post deleted because I typed "your" not "you're". I am going all Grammar Nazi at myself now )"
Have you goggled arm knitting yet Virago?
If you do I suspect you'll be hooked... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oi! You lot! Get orf my thread unless you're hooking!
(Previous post deleted because I typed "your" not "you're". I am going all Grammar Nazi at myself now )
Have you goggled arm knitting yet Virago?
If you do I suspect you'll be hooked... "
I daren't. I have enough projects going on at the moment and I have an addictive personality... |
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"Oi! You lot! Get orf my thread unless you're hooking!
(Previous post deleted because I typed "your" not "you're". I am going all Grammar Nazi at myself now )
Have you goggled arm knitting yet Virago?
If you do I suspect you'll be hooked...
I daren't. I have enough projects going on at the moment and I have an addictive personality... "
It's really quick and easy. There aren't many patterns you can make but you can make an infinity scarf or a blanket really easily.
Go on, have a peep. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oi! You lot! Get orf my thread unless you're hooking!
(Previous post deleted because I typed "your" not "you're". I am going all Grammar Nazi at myself now )
Have you goggled arm knitting yet Virago?
If you do I suspect you'll be hooked...
I daren't. I have enough projects going on at the moment and I have an addictive personality...
It's really quick and easy. There aren't many patterns you can make but you can make an infinity scarf or a blanket really easily.
Go on, have a peep. "
Maybe I'll be brave later |
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How are the happy hookers getting on??
My mums granny square blanket has been joined together, given 3 rows of borders and then a pretty edging I got from the attic 24 blog.
Now I'm In the middle of doing one big granny square in blue and grey for my friend who's little one is due in July. X |
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"How are the happy hookers getting on??
My mums granny square blanket has been joined together, given 3 rows of borders and then a pretty edging I got from the attic 24 blog.
Now I'm In the middle of doing one big granny square in blue and grey for my friend who's little one is due in July. X "
Ooh I got taught to do granny squares by Lucy who writes attic 24! And I just got invited to yarndale. If you fancy it Hottie it's a beautiful part of the country to camp in and I know all the popular girls. Bring the rug rat. |
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"How are the happy hookers getting on??
My mums granny square blanket has been joined together, given 3 rows of borders and then a pretty edging I got from the attic 24 blog.
Now I'm In the middle of doing one big granny square in blue and grey for my friend who's little one is due in July. X
Ooh I got taught to do granny squares by Lucy who writes attic 24! And I just got invited to yarndale. If you fancy it Hottie it's a beautiful part of the country to camp in and I know all the popular girls. Bring the rug rat. "
Yeah Lucy managed to explain the join as you go method on her blog so I understood it!! Failed miserable learning elsewhere.
Thanks for the invite but me and camping don't go together well lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How are the happy hookers getting on??
My mums granny square blanket has been joined together, given 3 rows of borders and then a pretty edging I got from the attic 24 blog.
Now I'm In the middle of doing one big granny square in blue and grey for my friend who's little one is due in July. X "
Done two blankets on the third now in stripes. Traded pp a blanket to keep him warm in winter for a painting. |
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Ahem ladies!
If I may...
I would like to propose Ms Ruby Sophia to join the band of Fab Happy Hookers. After much frustration and some inventive swearing along with many rude innuendos on the subject of insertions into rings and holes she has successfully completed a granny square of five!
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"Ahem ladies!
If I may...
I would like to propose Ms Ruby Sophia to join the band of Fab Happy Hookers. After much frustration and some inventive swearing along with many rude innuendos on the subject of insertions into rings and holes she has successfully completed a granny square of five!
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Yay! Well done ruby! Also here to help if you have any questions xx
I'm currently sat on the floor with a cuppa tea, cookies, 24 on the iPad and happily crocheting away xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem ladies!
If I may...
I would like to propose Ms Ruby Sophia to join the band of Fab Happy Hookers. After much frustration and some inventive swearing along with many rude innuendos on the subject of insertions into rings and holes she has successfully completed a granny square of five!
Yay! Well done ruby! Also here to help if you have any questions xx
I'm currently sat on the floor with a cuppa tea, cookies, 24 on the iPad and happily crocheting away xx"
Thanks HotBot! I've just finished an 8 hole square. My first ever! Have posted it on Facebook! Yay! I'm a fab Happy Hooker now!! |
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