"Try the Fridge...I always put things in there I shouldn't!"
you too ? Mrs S alway leaving things she shouldn't in the fridge ...her mother got a shock, went to get the milk out only to find large dildo cooling down lol |
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"Try the Fridge...I always put things in there I shouldn't!
you too ? Mrs S alway leaving things she shouldn't in the fridge ...her mother got a shock, went to get the milk out only to find large dildo cooling down lol"
I hope you told her it was for making milkshake...insert dildo into glass of milk, turn dildo one, and voila bubbling frothing milkshake  |
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I found mine once in the middle draw instead of the top draw. Have you looked in your middle draw? You could also try the bottom draw. Or any other draws you might have. Basically what I'm saying is it's probably a draw based issue. |
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"Try the Fridge...I always put things in there I shouldn't!
you too ? Mrs S alway leaving things she shouldn't in the fridge ...her mother got a shock, went to get the milk out only to find large dildo cooling down lol
I hope you told her it was for making milkshake...insert dildo into glass of milk, turn
dildo one, and voila bubbling frothing milkshake "
lol actually I just curled with laughter and let her try and come up with an excuse , was hysterical especially when her mum said "oh I was wondering what mine was doing in your fridge" should have seem mrs S face absolute picture  |
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"Lost my car keys , friends saying its probably somewhere safe "you find it but it will probably in the last place you look" ????? Like im going to carry on looking once iv found them !!!!!   "
According to QI, you're much more likely to find your keys if you say "car keys" over and over as you look for them. Apparently, your brain picks up on the words and your eyes are more likely to see them. Let us know if it works! |
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"I found mine once in the middle draw instead of the top draw. Have you looked in your middle draw? You could also try the bottom draw. Or any other draws you might have. Basically what I'm saying is it's probably a draw based issue."
aah the old draw ploy .of course |
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