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Wednesday's "banal bollocks" thread
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries  "
I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries
I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting. "
I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries
I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.
I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor "
And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast."
some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think our moggie has a full body shave every day the amount of fur that's deposited around the place. Thank god shirley pup doesnt shed.
I love bears.
and chocolate |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries
I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.
I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor
And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body."
Hahahaaa or the other side of the cup/glass and he headbutts into your teeth!!! Spilling your lovely drink all down your front |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.
some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx"
I get in-person, hands on tuition 
I fixed the teacher's computer recently and I'm going to a knit and natter group she holds, mostly to check everything is ok with the PC, this afternoon. She's going to teach me to crochet whilst I'm there. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"We have lots of rescue cats and I am always covered in fur.....we even have one of those sticky rollers but it doesn't help me much....gotta love those little furries
I currently have one laying on my hip snoring and one trying to tread all over my 'phone because he's jealous of the attention it's getting.
I love the head bumps they do and your phone flies out of your hand and slides across the floor
And as soon as I pick up a drink he climbs on my chest and crams himself under my chin so I am left holding the drink and unable to drink it, as well as trying to support his great hairy body.
Hahahaaa or the other side of the cup/glass and he headbutts into your teeth!!! Spilling your lovely drink all down your front "
Yes, been there, done that.
Or he tries to stick his head in the glass/mug as I'm trying to drink from it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.
some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx
I get in-person, hands on tuition
I fixed the teacher's computer recently and I'm going to a knit and natter group she holds, mostly to check everything is ok with the PC, this afternoon. She's going to teach me to crochet whilst I'm there."
Still look em up give you head start. So easy to pick up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im eating a murray mint
Ive got my hood up
I had ricicles for breakfast
And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Im eating a murray mint
Ive got my hood up
I had ricicles for breakfast
And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole"
You must have a light cat or a very strong curtain pole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im eating a murray mint
Ive got my hood up
I had ricicles for breakfast
And my cat has learned how to clime the curtains and now sits on the curtain pole"
Heavens....Ricicles!!! I haven't heard of them in aeons......I prefer this....place one Weetabix in a bowl, cover it with corn flakes, NO sugar and pour cold full fat milk over the lot. Scrumptious.
I didn't have the above for breakfast as I'm turning into a slob in my autumn years, so, I'm watching my weight.
I also don't keep a cat but I adore them.  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm not eating a bacon sandwich
Which is why the cats are leaving me alone "
My boy goes mad for tuna. He'd bug me for a bacon sarnie but not in the same way as for tuna. I take my life in my hands eating a tuna sandwich or salad.
It smells like cat food. How could I take the food from his poor starving mouth. I give him dry biscuits and I eat the yummy cat food. I'm a dreadful mummy.
When I have tuna anyone would think I never fed him. And I have to eat it at an angle, leaning away from him and moving/raising it out of his reach as necessary.
He's a rescue cat and he had beautiful manners when I adopted him because he was scared of being punished. He is now thoroughly spoilt and his table manners are no more.
As for girl cat, she stuck her face into a guest's fish and chip paper whilst he was eating last week  |
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"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast."
Add sone cheese and spring onions to the mix and microwave for a very yummy twist to those scrambled eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have another boring day at work ahead.
I dont have (dare I say dont like ) cats
And im now thinking about kitchen avetar challenge and what to have for lunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I shall be mostly talking in song lyrics. With every shal a la lah and every woh o o oh. "
Do you know a song about peeing hamsters?
Or one that'll get on yer nerves? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Today I shall be mostly talking in song lyrics. With every shal a la lah and every woh o o oh.
Do you know a song about peeing hamsters?
Or one that'll get on yer nerves?"
I know a bear song!
Yogi's knob is long and green, cue cum, cue cum,
Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cue cum bear.
He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!!
Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cucumbear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.
some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx"
Can you crochet cat hair? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.
some great tutorials on u tube for learning to crochet vv. Xx
Can you crochet cat hair?"
Anything I crochet at home will have cat hair in it. Is that close enough? |
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"Hey I heard you all like cat threads so listen I put a cat inside my post about cats so you can look at a cat while you're reading about cats."
=^..^=
Yes I realise it looks more like a Red Panda you fuckers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your "banal nonsense" here.
I shall be learning to crochet today.
I like shoes.
I have to wash my hair later.
I am having scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Add sone cheese and spring onions to the mix and microwave for a very yummy twist to those scrambled eggs"
Yum think I will have that for my tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today my freebies from work amount to:
1 tuna and mayo sandwich
3 shortbread biscuits
1 Danish
1 cherry and coconut scone
Some bacon scraps for my cats
Miffed that the kp boy threw a load of tuna mayo in the bin and THEN remembered cats like tuna.
My backbone is trying to get out of my body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Continuing scriptwriting for a client's project. Browsing these forums, whilst chicken's in the oven. Just noticed a slight tear in my Beatles poster that hangs above me. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sat on the bus wondering if the person behind me can see what and who I'm perving at and thinking do I really care anyway, oh and what something quick and easy to I have for dinner. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I dislike cats
Bunnies?
()()
(*-*)
c(")(")
I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny 
I can get on board with this concept.  "
Not on rant day, surely?   |
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"I dislike cats
Bunnies?
()()
(*-*)
c(")(")
I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny
I can get on board with this concept.
Not on rant day, surely? "
I don't know what it is about Rant Thursdays® but I seem to get very little sexual interest. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I dislike cats
Bunnies?
()()
(*-*)
c(")(")
I feel overcome by the need to shag you because of the awesomeness of that bunny
I can get on board with this concept.
Not on rant day, surely?
I don't know what it is about Rant Thursdays® but I seem to get very little sexual interest. "
Teleport yerself down here then |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.
/ 0. 0. . /. .'
{ o __, \. {
/. . . ). \
|. - | '-' \. }
• (. _(. ) _ . '
' ---.~. ___ &
Ooh look! A squirrel!!
A
LOOK OUT!
SHARK!!¡
~~~~~~^~~~~~ "
Worse!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A stealth shark! |
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" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.
/ 0. 0. . /. .'
{ o __, \. {
/. . . ). \
|. - | '-' \. }
• (. _(. ) _ . '
' ---.~. ___ &
Ooh look! A squirrel!!
A
LOOK OUT!
SHARK!!¡
~~~~~~^~~~~~
Worse!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A stealth shark! "
You fleeing from my shark...
~~~~~~^~~~~~\0/~~~~~ |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
" ( \__/ ). .~. ~.
/ 0. 0. . /. .'
{ o __, \. {
/. . . ). \
|. - | '-' \. }
• (. _(. ) _ . '
' ---.~. ___ &
Ooh look! A squirrel!!
A
LOOK OUT!
SHARK!!¡
~~~~~~^~~~~~
Worse!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A stealth shark!
You fleeing from my shark...
~~~~~~^~~~~~\0/~~~~~"
Flee? Pah! Bring it on shark!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is even more banal than I expected
Naturally, I can't risk being convicted of false advertising
It does exactly what it says on the tin. Or something."
indeed |
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"I still don't know what "banal bollocks" is..."
well if you get a potato scone and a seedling go bottom of the side chute ,blister bonj ,yes Thats blister bonj with a j but no crows nests . . .Thats how i interpret banal bollocks . . .or as we say in the side streets binijy bonj catterick Murphy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still don't know what "banal bollocks" is... well if you get a potato scone and a seedling go bottom of the side chute ,blister bonj ,yes Thats blister bonj with a j but no crows nests . . .Thats how i interpret banal bollocks . . .or as we say in the side streets binijy bonj catterick Murphy. "
Ah cheers. I fully understand now...  |
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. .oh this love that I've been given
can it ever be enough
no one else can move me
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give me a sign
oh baby
tell me what you need
you can count on me
count on me
I'll give you what you need
what you need
i know we got each other baby
each other baby |
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