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Things NOT to say to an 89yr old
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the dead of night..........
"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink " 
The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....
So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"
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Lol! A doctor once referred to my "front bottom" for gods sake! If a medical professional can't use the correct term we are all doomed. I do know that lots of people prefer euphemisms for body parts but who knew that chicken was the new term for vagina makes sense I suppose.....opposite of cock. |
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"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken
Yup
they did it with all the older ladies...  "
I imagine most women of 89 would understand genitals or vagina more readily than chicken. I don't think I'd immediately realise what someone was talking about.
I think it's quite sad that even health professionals treat elderly people as if they have problems understanding. When I take mty parents who aren't far short of 89 to the hospital the doctors and nurses all talk to me in a "do they take sugar" way |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
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We are on about an 89 year old ladies chicken which was in bed with her in hospital and was pink, a fairly unusual set of circumstances |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."
An older lady I know gets confused between Volvo and vulva which led to hours of fun when her neighbours bought a new car |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."
It is - I think Neill Armstrong first discovered that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.
An older lady I know gets confused between Volvo and vulva which led to ohours of fun when her neighbours bought a new car "
Makes me chuckle. My mum calls her volvo a vulva.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I hear the word 'vulva' I think of David Walliams' performance artists character in Spaced. I just can't take it seriously. But then I still laff if someone says 'stiff'. Or 'flange'. Or 'bum'. Or....
You get the gist. |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."
i thought it was a scandanavian car maker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."
Not technically a planet. It's just a moon orbiting Uranus......Oh come on someone had to say it FFS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken
Yup
they did it with all the older ladies... "
I think thats a really inappropriate way to talk to anyone,its totally unprofessional and id be mortified to hear anyone thats meant to be a professional healthcare worker describe someones genitals as a chicken,did they only do it with older ladies? Thats even worse as its completely patronising and insulting their age and intelligence,shows a complete lack of respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the dead of night..........
"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink "
The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....
So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"
You gotta love hospital wards "
Haha......as funny as the old Derain the supermarket asking a young lad where the CLIT BANG is kept?!.......think she meant CILIT BANG but his face was a picture! Lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
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Correct |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet."
What about the mons veneris then? Surely there should be a mountain on the Moon with that name?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nurse referred to her bits as a chicken
Yup
they did it with all the older ladies...
I think thats a really inappropriate way to talk to anyone,its totally unprofessional and id be mortified to hear anyone thats meant to be a professional healthcare worker describe someones genitals as a chicken,did they only do it with older ladies? Thats even worse as its completely patronising and insulting their age and intelligence,shows a complete lack of respect"
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"As I understand it, vagina is the whole lot. the parts have separate name, vulva being the outer 'lips'. "
The vagina is the inside bit, the labia majora and labia minora are the lips and vulva is the term for the entire external genital area of a woman. God know how you should know if a nurse thinks its all called chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
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LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!"
Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!
Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?
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Just dont stop and ask for directions lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!
Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?
Just dont stop and ask for directions lol"
Is that why they created the ball gag?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!
Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?
Just dont stop and ask for directions lol
Is that why they created the ball gag?
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I still dont quite know about that... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"...are men still able to find the clitoris and the gspot?
LISTEN! IF WE CAN DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT GPS THEN WE CAN FIND A CLIT AND G-SPOT WITHOUT A FUCKING CHICKEN RECIPE BOOK!!!
Bloody hell. I'd be stuck on the roundabout on her belly button lol which exit or entry do i take?
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Cheers guys, that's gonna send me off to work with a big cheesy grin...I did, really and truly, LOL when I read that (well it was more of a giggle/snigger, but G/SOL doesn't quite work) |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.
Not technically a planet. It's just a moon orbiting Uranus......Oh come on someone had to say it FFS."
Bwahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?"
They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?
It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction. |
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"I take it we are on about the outside lady parts. It is actually known as a vulva. Vagina is the inside lady part. If I remember biology corectly
I always think Vulva sounds like a planet.
It is - I think Neill Armstrong first discovered that! "
no silly that was ur anus |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?
They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?
It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction. "
It would have made me laugh too.
I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that. |
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"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?
They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?
It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.
It would have made me laugh too.
I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that."
its amazing what people think appropriate once you're elderly. Mind you I have found people like that to be in the minority among health professionals |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It sounds inappropriate to me too though personally I've never heard a healthcare worker call someones genitals childish names. "
I heard many inappropriate words and names in the middle of the night and most directed towards the elderly. not nasty ones mind....just ones i would never use |
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this has just reminded me of when my late wife was in hospital for a mastectomy,
and the surgeon was coming round the ward with sample sizes of implants for the reconstruction,
An old lady in one bed who had had a double mastectomy, chose the largest size to the surprise of all in earshot, stating
I've been flat chested all my life so im going to my grave with a great set of tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the dead of night..........
"ooooo your chicken looks nice and pink "
The 89yr old says...."what chicken" ? nurse says im referring to your nether regions.....
So the old lady says....very very loudly " ITS A VAGINA, PLEASE USE THE CORRECT WORD YOU STUPID WOMAN"
You gotta love hospital wards
Haha......as funny as the old Derain the supermarket asking a young lad where the CLIT BANG is kept?!.......think she meant CILIT BANG but his face was a picture! Lol "
Lol. We have always called it clit bang too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why was a nurse even assessing a woman's "chicken" for its colour in the dead of night?
They were doing personal care after the lady needed the loo....i dont know much of the lady in question as she had been in a while...?
It made me laugh because i just didnt expect her reaction.
It would have made me laugh too.
I'm still not sure commenting on how her vulva looked was appropriate though. I've done personal care for disabled young people and I would feel uncomfortable if anyone did that."
Agree. It's just one of those horrible cringy words.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this has just reminded me of when my late wife was in hospital for a mastectomy,
and the surgeon was coming round the ward with sample sizes of implants for the reconstruction,
An old lady in one bed who had had a double mastectomy, chose the largest size to the surprise of all in earshot, stating
I've been flat chested all my life so im going to my grave with a great set of tits "
Fantastic! |
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