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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, had a little walk around the supermarket and went to the pizza aisle. Bloody hell!! Have you seen the size of the 12" pizzas?? Fuxk my life!!
...you're trying to tell me that there are people walking around with cocks like that?? That's what they should be measuring their cocks against.
See who wins. The pizza or the human.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, had a little walk around the supermarket and went to the pizza aisle. Bloody hell!! Have you seen the size of the 12" pizzas?? Fuxk my life!!
...you're trying to tell me that there are people walking around with cocks like that?? That's what they should be measuring their cocks against.
See who wins. The pizza or the human.
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Spot on, never mind sky remote controls get your cock next to a crispy crust 12 inch ham and pineapple pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, had a little walk around the supermarket and went to the pizza aisle. Bloody hell!! Have you seen the size of the 12" pizzas?? Fuxk my life!!
...you're trying to tell me that there are people walking around with cocks like that?? That's what they should be measuring their cocks against.
See who wins. The pizza or the human.
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Well like the pizzas once you take off the wrapping many are a huge disappointment compared to the advertising. |
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"So, had a little walk around the supermarket and went to the pizza aisle. Bloody hell!! Have you seen the size of the 12" pizzas?? Fuxk my life!!
...you're trying to tell me that there are people walking around with cocks like that?? That's what they should be measuring their cocks against.
See who wins. The pizza or the human.
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length or "sir-cum- ference !!?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yeah, i checked mine - and i just about complete the circumferenc of the pizza. but only just though (and it is cold tonight)  "
You're not on about the thickness of the pizza are you? Because that's cheating lol.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"like most gets smaller the closer you get . 12 " pizza pop that in the oven . "
I agree, the huge, giant monster cock that some chap messages you extolling the virtues of, often tends out to be about 6-8" when you meet them....
Definitely smaller the closer you get to it |
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"...it was a bit cheesy.
As long as there no crust on it 
What if it ends up being a Quiche Lorraine?? Oh nooo
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how 70s! it probably cums with a cock purporting to be 30 that's attached to a body/ face that's nearer 50 |
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"...it was a bit cheesy.
As long as there no crust on it
What if it ends up being a Quiche Lorraine?? Oh nooo
how 70s! it probably cums with a cock purporting to be 30 that's attached to a body/ face that's nearer 50 "
What's wrong with 50????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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according to the NHS
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
For reference a £20 note is approx 5.8/5.9" along the long edge, If I wrap one around my cock the edges just touch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"according to the NHS
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
For reference a £20 note is approx 5.8/5.9" along the long edge, If I wrap one around my cock the edges just touch "
Yeah. But, how does it compare to those hung margheritas at the supermarker?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"according to the NHS
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
For reference a £20 note is approx 5.8/5.9" along the long edge, If I wrap one around my cock the edges just touch
Yeah. But, how does it compare to those hung margheritas at the supermarker?
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£20 buys you a lot of Pizza at Tesco (other supermarkets are available) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"according to the NHS
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
For reference a £20 note is approx 5.8/5.9" along the long edge, If I wrap one around my cock the edges just touch "
I tried that once. I heard women like to blow money.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"according to the NHS
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
For reference a £20 note is approx 5.8/5.9" along the long edge, If I wrap one around my cock the edges just touch
I tried that once. I heard women like to blow money. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smoke and mirrors Popeye, thats why they put them in square boxes it looks bigger in them they don t touch the sides do they, ,,
pity ladies often say the same about my Co#k  "
That's because they're too busy having a hard time trying to count how many floors you have on your leaning tower of pleaser lol
...you'd do Julius Caesar proud haha
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Smoke and mirrors Popeye, thats why they put them in square boxes it looks bigger in them they don t touch the sides do they, ,,
pity ladies often say the same about my Co#k
That's because they're too busy having a hard time trying to count how many floors you have on your leaning tower of pleaser lol
...you'd do Julius Caesar proud haha
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You saying I m ancient and my erection is falling down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Smoke and mirrors Popeye, thats why they put them in square boxes it looks bigger in them they don t touch the sides do they, ,,
pity ladies often say the same about my Co#k
That's because they're too busy having a hard time trying to count how many floors you have on your leaning tower of pleaser lol
...you'd do Julius Caesar proud haha
You saying I m ancient and my erection is falling down "
London Bridge may be falling down. But it doesn't look like that cock is falling down anytime soon hahaha
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"man inches:-the ones men use to measure their cocks,are smaller than real inches,hence 10 man inches equates to approx 6 or 7 real inches "
If you ladies had taken physics at school you d know of the formula E=MC2
Where most people use it in the theory of general relativity, in Fab terms
E is endowment ( boasted, not actual )
M is measured length ( actual)
C is circumference ( girth)
Then its multiplied by a number no more than 2
Hope this helps ladies Einstein really would be proud to know you re using his lifes work for the greater good, |
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