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"i bloody hate when ginger nuts drop in my tea...... mind you he never amused either says its too warm lol xx 
Let it cool down a bit before you let him near it!!! "
only on birthdays lol!! xx  |
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By *eizvoll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i bloody hate when ginger nuts drop in my tea...... mind you he never amused either says its too warm lol xx
Let it cool down a bit before you let him near it!!!
only on birthdays lol!! xx "
Not sure whether to call you naughty or nice!!! lol |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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There is another form of Viagra too, it's in gel form but you have to be careful not to squirt in ya eyes cos it makes u look hard! |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra! |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra! "
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate"
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK! |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!"
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it... |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it..."
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it...
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
"
I am not sure how we got there, it is probably me and my love for fine food and wine - scusi |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it...
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
I am not sure how we got there, it is probably me and my love for fine food and wine - scusi"
... and I am not alien to that either! |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it...
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
I am not sure how we got there, it is probably me and my love for fine food and wine - scusi
... and I am not alien to that either!"
La donna e mobile |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it...
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
I am not sure how we got there, it is probably me and my love for fine food and wine - scusi
... and I am not alien to that either!
La donna e mobile "
Talking about “holy wine” and “hard on” it’s typical of me because I was supposed to become a priest but my hard on was stronger then my fate! |
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"Apparently Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
In Italy we use biscuits on a sweet desert wine… the biscuits are really hard so there is no need for Viagra!
Please elaborate
The biscuits are called “cantuccini” and the sweet wine is called “vinsanto” a delicacy from Tuscany now also served in some Italian restaurants in UK!
I have not had the chance to try these but will look for this in our favourite Italian Restaurant The Walnut Tree - apparently it is quite well known for its authentic and fabulous quality of food. They might serve it...
They are very hard like macaroons with almonds and with a distinctive anise flavour, while the wine “vinsanto” is actually made out of sun dried grapes so that the concentration of alcohol is higher and it is called “vinsanto” meaning “holy wine” because it’s actually what the priests use during the mass!
I wonder how we got to something holy from a “hard on” double meaning but this is typical of me!
I am not sure how we got there, it is probably me and my love for fine food and wine - scusi
... and I am not alien to that either!
La donna e mobile
Talking about “holy wine” and “hard on” it’s typical of me because I was supposed to become a priest but my hard on was stronger then my fate!"
That is a comical comment - think you made the right choice not pursuing the career of pretro |
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