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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I was told this weekend that there are 5 calories per load of sperm.

so ladies, if you were on a diet and your daily treat was a couple of maltesers totalling 5 calories which would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maltesers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's a hard one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmm i only take his so forget the maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maltesers for sure

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By *ea and SugarCouple over a year ago

Manchester

One of each lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit of both

Im a greedy girl :p

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was told this weekend that there are 5 calories per load of sperm.

Awesome stat bro!

......

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Maltesers.

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Give me the cum every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think this thread is going the way the OP had hoped

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Chocolate gives me migraine

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Maltesers.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Don't think this thread is going the way the OP had hoped"

Have you got 5 spare calories

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told this weekend that there are 5 calories per load of sperm.

Does drinking pineapple juice daily add to the calories or just the taste

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Malteasers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since different men produce different quantities of ejaculate wouldn't the number of calories also vary or do all men produce the same number of sperm per ejaculation and that specific number of sperm contains five calories?

I am asking in order that I can calculate whether I would gain extra maltesers if I chose that option?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

im firing blanks .. does that mean i do diet cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like milk chocolate.

Spunk please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*goes to spunk on malteasers and pass them off as the white chocolate ones*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeeeez need you ask!! Malteasers every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*goes to spunk on malteasers and pass them off as the white chocolate ones*

Haha trust you

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

sex gives me an appetite so sod the calories lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do two maltesers equate to 5 calories?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Malteasers of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baldgeezers

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By *its_n_piecesCouple over a year ago

does that make pre-cum reduced man-fat~?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was told this weekend that there are 5 calories per load of sperm.

Awesome stat bro!

......

maybe sodium levels might need to be added into the equation?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What about Lady Goo, how many calories in that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about Lady Goo, how many calories in that?"

mmmm natural honey - who cares Sx

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"What about Lady Goo, how many calories in that?"

haven't a clue! I haven't been lucky enough to find a volunteer for my groundbreaking unprofessional research

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Don't think this thread is going the way the OP had hoped"

I am quite pressed it has got posts.

I was expecting it to be ignored and the thread lost into the archives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 2 full bags, so plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the so say heavy cummers must be sleeping on this thread.

Nobody saying theirs must be 10-15 calories

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i think ladygoo must be like concentrated redbull .. it has the same effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who the hell thought to find out how it had any calories in the first place. Wierdo

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