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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I'm feeling sorry for myself as I keep noticing lucky buggers getting ffm threesomes and I'm not 
Please support my campaign by signing up below.
Preferred Requirements
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No hairy toed hobbits
Partial to burger sauce
Must get on with other f member to avoid any non mud fighting.
Happy for me to take pics of them in a Maccy bag
Willing to make supper afterwards preferred but not essential.
All applications will be equally considered, with formal inter_iews commencing in exactly 6 seconds.
My campaign will be known as Pop Ryan's threesome cherry  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan
I'm sure that if you really wanted your FMF cherry could get popped at the social in June? "
Hmmm I'm not sure that date would be the best choice as I have all that buffet to get through.
I was thinking more along the lines of tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not 
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday  "
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it "
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy "
Yea that's right off you trot and watch the door don't knock the 2nd cock out of your arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it "
moi  but I am the innocent one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties "
Oi TeamTease don't split up |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up "
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs? "
Could be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy
Yea that's right off you trot and watch the door don't knock the 2nd cock out of your arse "
Guess who's back! how very rude of you ryandear! I'm  ferrrrrrlabbergashsted!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy "
I do fear for my sanity this weekend 
Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy
I do fear for my sanity this weekend
Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac "
Just got to get the talk into actions Russ. You know what time wasters these women are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?
Could be "
My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy
I do fear for my sanity this weekend
Anyways at this rate Ryan will have an MFFFFFFFFFFFFFF&BigMac "
Excuse moi? Sanity? you ever been in a robin reliant? Just remember to lean on the corners, and we'll all be just fine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?
Could be
My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest "
I can |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?
Could be
My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest "
Better than fuck off I guess |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social."
Nah got a full schedule of sausage rolls and Vol-au-vents planned for that night. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social.
Nah got a full schedule of sausage rolls and Vol-au-vents planned for that night. "
Ah, I won't disturb your troughing then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?
Could be
My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest "
Really ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't you wait til June? You'll have half the female population of Fab at your disposal at the social."
He could be practising in the meantime. 'Working his way up'... whatever that means.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan
Gang bang at the social 
Apparently he's going to be too busy at the buffet."
We will get him before the buffet is served |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I vote for a ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Ryan
Gang bang at the social
Apparently he's going to be too busy at the buffet.
We will get him before the buffet is served "
Count me in then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but can you provide a puncture kit just in case my female friend becomes a little deflated
She can be on kitchen duties
Oi TeamTease don't split up
Is that an offer to put me in the middle of the Team Tease Sandwich Debs?
Could be
My apologies Debs... Doubt Ryan could keep up with Team Tease if I'm honest "
Lol Ryan, you getting out run by 2 old dears on zimmers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy
I do fear for my sanity this weekend "
You fear for your sanity I am fearing for mine right now  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'll pass thanks
Bendy Roos you've broken my heart 
Time is a good healer....
It was the kippers! Told you before crab sticks work on me.... "
I'll make a special request for some to be included in the buffet, then I'll smuggle a few away down my socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popped ...ha popped!! in to note the progress. or not
oh I'm singing pop goes the weasel... think I need a lie down all giddy for saturday
Oh lord I have you to contend with at the weekend don't I? Lol
Threesome? Fancy it
Right I'm off before I get slapped lol....
Good luck with your campaign oh wise one x
Flossy see you saturdayyyyyyy
I do fear for my sanity this weekend
You fear for your sanity I am fearing for mine right now "
Erm
Flossy my dear I resemble that remark! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then "
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos."
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers. "
You'd better hope there's still enough left then |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then "
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol
Do you mind if I pimp it?
depends wot u put on it .... I have standards
My bag "
so double bagged then .... thanks ..... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol
Do you mind if I pimp it?
depends wot u put on it .... I have standards
My bag
so double bagged then .... thanks ..... "
Less than my three |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've upgraded from the maccy bag !!! lol
Do you mind if I pimp it?
depends wot u put on it .... I have standards
My bag
so double bagged then .... thanks .....
Less than my three "
still harsh ... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger. "
I'm told all the hotels are full. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.
I'm told all the hotels are full."
No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.
I'm told all the hotels are full.
No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend "
I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"What were the requirements again??
I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application "
I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.
I'm told all the hotels are full.
No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend
I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year "
Stop playing hard to get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What were the requirements again??
I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application
I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun "
I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it! |
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"What were the requirements again??
I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application
I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun
I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it!"
And I'll be the other f!! As long as you can handle a little personality disorder! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"What were the requirements again??
I got a bit distracted with the women,food,bags and waders before completing my application
I've changed the requirements to ability to laugh and have fun
I can laugh and have fun, I'm up for it!
And I'll be the other f!! As long as you can handle a little personality disorder! "
Haha it would be like Benny Hill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.
Impressive huh "
Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.
Impressive huh
Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be. "
Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.
Impressive huh
Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be.
Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person. "
You needn't worry I will make sure I point the irony of your future comments out on any threads of a similar ilk but I am sure it won't really be needed. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And this folks is how YOU DO a look at me thread.
Impressive huh
Not really but it will be a good one to be able to throw back when people gang up an a newbie who puts one up in the future pointing out how 2 faced people can be.
Yea I guess so, if you're that sort of person.
You needn't worry I will make sure I point the irony of your future comments out on any threads of a similar ilk but I am sure it won't really be needed. "
Go for it, fair play  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If all else fails Ryan. Let's me and you do an MM at KFC and then McDonalds. Think about all that grease on our fingers mmmm who needs lube when you got fatty oils haha
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can't volunteer because I'm having a celibate phase.
I'd offer to put a campaign poster in my window but it might shock my neighbours.
Won't be seeing that baby doll then
I might get round to taking photos eventually.
But I probably won't. You know what I'm like about photos.
I'm gonna twang your munched knickers.
You'd better hope there's still enough left then
Just hurry up and get your name down clogger.
I'm told all the hotels are full.
No there not. I'll find space for you my nutty friend
I've done one social this year. I don't think I'm sociable enough to do more than one social in a year
Stop playing hard to get "
I'm not playing; I am hard to get. |
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