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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....
To the tune of " oh pretty baby "
" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .
Any other gems out there !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Huddersfield fans had been goading QPR fans for being quiet during the boring game this season until the home team scored. The Rangers fans replied with "1-0 on your big day out!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the one that was voted the best recently, was west ham fans chanting to rio ferdinand after he got banned for not doing a drugs test.
to the tune of Rio
his name is rio, and he watches from the stands....
other top 10 as voted for recently are:
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“When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora.” fulham fans
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"You should have stayed on the telly"
lots of fans, to alan shearer when he stopped doing MotD to manage Newcastle
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He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane. liverpool fans
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Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside. Man U fans about Suarez
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Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas! Scotland fans, during a world cup qualifier in 2007
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Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry. Chelsea fans
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John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew. Villa fans
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Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. newcastle fans towards jimmy ffloyd hasslebaink
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You only live round the corner! Fulham fans toward man u fans during a 2-0 win in 2008/9
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To the tune of 'For he's a Jolly Good Fellow':
'We're gonna win the cup. NEXT YEAR!
We're gonna win the cup. NEXT YEAR!
For now, you godda believe us
For now, you godda believe us
For now, you godda believe uuuuusss
We're gonna win the cup (NEXT YEAR!)'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Simple but effective
"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"
When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.
one of best days at a football match |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a couple of others
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Best Liverpool chant:
Don't balme it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore....
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.....
To Blame it on the Boogie - The Jackson 5
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Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia. |
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Sheffield Utd - the Greasy Chip Butty Song
You Fill Up My Senses,
Like A Gallon Of Magnet,
Like A Packet Of Woodbines,
Like A Good Pinch Of Snuff,
Like A Night Out In Sheffield,
Like A Greasy Chip Butty,
Like Sheffield United,
Come Fill Me Again,
Na Na Na Na Na...OOOOHH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When park ji sung played for man u to the tune of lord of the dance,
Park, park where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house! |
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sung by the fans at the airport when the 1978 world cup squad returned home in humiliation, to the tune of god rest ye merry gentlemen...
God help ye tartan gentlemen,
for such a poor display.
When you set out to rule the world,
your feet were made of clay.
And what with drugs and swollen heads,
you threw the cup away.
Ohh mouthings of Ali MacLeod, Ali MacLeod
Ohh mouthings of Ali Macleod.
Priceless!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a couple of others
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Best Liverpool chant:
Don't balme it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore....
He just can't, he just , he just can't control his feet.....
To Blame it on the Boogie - The Jackson 5
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Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia."
2of my personal favourites here. |
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"Oh Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's fucking hard, he scores them from 40 yards, oh Gerrard, Gerrard"
the toffee's alternative to this chant...
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
Soft as shit but he thinks he's hard,
He's a big gay tub of lard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whooaaaa whooaa whoooaaa
We've got the best midfield in the World.
Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko, Gerrard and Mascheranoooooooooo!!
Mind blank on where the tune comes from tho!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice rendition of the Baha men 'who let the dogs out'
Towards a couple of female Derby county fans that were displaying a rather rude banner at Filbert street!!
We're Leicester City we're top of the league. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen a belter from Arsenal the other day about one of their old defenders, pascal cygan:
He's bald
He's shit
He plays when no ones fit
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!!
Made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best chat i have heard.....
To the tune of The Addams family....
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all shag one another
Your the ( insert team here ) family !!
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We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeds,
We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeeeeeeeeeds,
We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeds,
We, are, Leeds, we, are, Leeds.
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To the tune of The Animals went in Two by Two...
He's half a girl, he's half a boy,
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck,
He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres, Carraghers bit on the side...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How does it feel to be Tottenham? How does it feel to be small?... You sold Bale, we signed Mesut Ozil... Mesut Ozil!!
But the best I ever heard was west ham fans when Arsenal played them!....
In tune of Rewind
R.V.P.... When the girl says no... Molest her!! |
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At Ashton gate last year we were singing to Marlon King who did time for his sex attack on a woman.
To the tune of Kum bye ah
"She said no Marlon"
"She said no"
"She said no Marlon"
"She said nooooo"
"OOOh Marlon she said nooo" |
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I also love Huddersfield towns cersion of the Sex pistols Anarchy in the UK...
I Am A Hudders Fan...
I Am A Yorkshire Man...
I Know What I Want And How To Get It...
I Wanna Destroy Bradford And Leeds!!!
Cozzzz iiiiii wannaaaaaa beeeeeeeeeeee....
HTFC! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Chelsea had a brilliant one for frank lebauf, he's here he's there he's every fucking where frank lebauf frank lebauf, he. Complained because he didn't like the swearing so they changed it to
He's here he's there where not aloud swear frank lebauf frank lebauf |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
COWDEN FAMILY
(to the tune of the Addams Family)
They come frae near Lochgelly
They havenae got a telly
They’re dirty and they’re smelly
The Cowden Family
The girls all have moustaches
They’ve all got nasty rashes
And nae cunt ever washes
The Cowden Family
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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams. rangers fans after finding out andy goram has schitzophrenia."
This one reminds me of one we sang a few seasons back when Derby actually fielded two players called Dave Martin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!"
The man utd one for tin Howard was good too.
Tim Timminy Tim Timminy
Tim Tim Teroo
We've got Tim Howard and he says fuck you!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On hearing Tim Howard has tourettes:
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard in our nets.
We have Timmy, Timmy Howard, Timmy Howard's got tourettes.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
The man utd one for tin Howard was good too.
Tim Timminy Tim Timminy
Tim Tim Teroo
We've got Tim Howard and he says fuck you!
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"Simple but effective
"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"
When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.
one of best days at a football match "
Morton beat celic at in the cup we haven't been seen since  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple but effective
"1-0 to the Albion, 1-0 to the Albion......"
When my wee diddy team (Scottish football attitude) Stirling Albion beat the mighty (but fallen) Glasgow Rangers.
one of best days at a football match Morton beat celic at in the cup we haven't been seen since "
ye never know, we might be playing in the same division next year |
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By (user no longer on site)
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back when eric cantona was as leeds, just to annoy lee chapman loads of fans chanted 'hes French.. hes flash.. hes shagging Lesley ash.. cantona cantona' |
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Sung by Cardiff City to the jacks when Martinez left To the tune of 'That's Amore'
When the boss says he'll stay,
Then he's gone the next day,
That's Roberto,
He was a Swansea fanatic,
But now he's a latic,
That's Roberto,
One call on his phone,
And now he's gone back home,
That's Roberto,
They said please don't leave,
Then he went and replaced Steve,
That's Roberto
They thought he was white,
But that changed overnight,
That's Roberto
He's not coming back,
So f**k off all you jacks,
That's Roberto...
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By (user no longer on site)
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Derby were playing Middlesborough a few years ago. Fabrizio Ravenelli was playing for Derby, but he'd played & scored loads of goals for the Boro before going to Derby.
So the Derby fans sang: "We've got Fabrizio, you've got fuck-all-io, you've got fuck all, you've got fuck all!
I just love how childish & puerile this chant is! Fantastic! |
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Celtic cani pogo ,Celtic cani pogo, na na na na..na na na na.....oh the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue...the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue the blue bells are blue. x x X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said...
I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,
They were here in '77 and again in '84,
You say you're Kings of Europe,
but The Reds have won much more.
So this is what I say...
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said...
I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,
They were here in '77 and again in '84,
You say you're Kings of Europe,
but The Reds have won much more.
So this is what I say...
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc)"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....
To the tune of " oh pretty baby "
" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .
Any other gems out there !!! "
Mufc sang this about Owen Hargreaves 7 years ago. Sorry if someone's already mentioned this
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said...
I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,
They were here in '77 and again in '84,
You say you're Kings of Europe,
but The Reds have won much more.
So this is what I say...
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED (etc etc) "
The team that has won the premiership more times that Liverpool? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At Ashton gate last year we were singing to Marlon King who did time for his sex attack on a woman.
To the tune of Kum bye ah
"She said no Marlon"
"She said no"
"She said no Marlon"
"She said nooooo"
"OOOh Marlon she said nooo""
One nil down, three one up, we knocked city out the cup, after rovers won 3 at ashton gate circa 1984  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In the late 70s or maybe the early 80s I was watching United on the Stretford End. The PA announcer said that a bomb threat had been received and the exits gates had been opened to allow those who wished, to leave. No one did and with a few minutes we were chanting
"Were gonna get our fuckin heads blown off"
Ah the vagaries of youth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The standard chant by away fans to Blackpool is
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,
stick your fucking tower up your arse,
stick your fucking tower, stick your fucking tower,
stick your fucking tower up your arse.
Which is nice. |
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".IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW
ID FLY OVER PARKHEAD TOMORROW
AND SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW
SHITE ON SHITE ON SHITE ON THE BASTARDS BELOW x X X"
Ohhhh Artur Boruc,
The holy goalie,
He hates the hun,
He blessed himself at Ibrox,
And the hun went off their nut,
He's off his fucking rocker and he sings
God bless the pope!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sung to Gerrard when his wife got caught shagging a local villain. "Who's that coming over your wife is it a gangster , is it a gangster"
Sung to Fulham fans "does your butler know your here"
Sang to Newcastle fans. " you're just a shit team from Scotland "
Sung to anyone north of the M25. "I go down pub, drink ten pints, I get really plastered , I go back home and beat the wife, cos I'm a northern bastard"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Aberdeen FC fans after they signed Adam Rooney:
your granny is safe
your granny is safe
it's not THAT rooney
your granny is safe!
makes me giggle every time |
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West ham used to have a match day photographer who was very overweight, anyway, quite some time ago, west ham were playing in France in the inter toto cup final when the photographer walked in front of the west ham fans who broke into a chorus of.....
Who ate all the snails?
Who ate all the snails?
You fat bastard! You fat bastard!
You ate all the snails!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The standard chant by away fans to Blackpool is
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,
stick your fucking tower up your arse,
stick your fucking tower, stick your fucking tower,
stick your fucking tower up your arse.
Which is nice. "
plus ,
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
blackpools a shit hole
I wanna go home
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By (user no longer on site)
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To the tune of The Deadwood Stage.
A New Cross train comes chugging down the track.
A Millwall fans got train marks down his back,
He nicked a scarf
And got cut in half
Oh hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray. |
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David Moyes is a football genius, David Moyes is a football genius, David Moyes is a football genius....repeat at will.
Various away fans at Old Trafford this season |
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When we were in administration, we heard "you're going bust, you're going bust" a few times. If we took the lead, we would reply with "we're skint, but we're beating you!"
At quiet grounds, I've heard "is this a library?" sung.
Sung to Akinfenwa who is built like a brick outhouse "he eats what he wants, he eats what he wants, Akinfenwa, he eats what he wants!" He smiled at us
Sung to Grimsby fans "sing when you're fishing, you only sing when you're fishing!"
One that always made me uncomfortable was sung to a player who was found not guilty in a rape case. "He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants, xxxxxx he shags who he wants"
I've never understand the "I wanna go home, I wanna go home, xxxxxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home" cos I just think, "there's nothing stopping you"! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"West ham used to have a match day photographer who was very overweight, anyway, quite some time ago, west ham were playing in France in the inter toto cup final when the photographer walked in front of the west ham fans who broke into a chorus of.....
Who ate all the snails?
Who ate all the snails?
You fat bastard! You fat bastard!
You ate all the snails!
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was at telford united once and the opposition physio was a rather heavy set fellow (probably the best side of 20 stone)
3ooo people all shouting BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM as he jogged onto the pitch to help a player
also one that had a rather lovely looking lady as a physio, having 'im injured too' chanted at her, as she made her way off the pitch lol |
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Rovers were playing City at Ashton Gate in the late 70s.
We (Rovers) had Gary Mabbutt playing for us, and they had his brother Kevin. After a proper 1970s type tackle (probably by Frankie Prince) Kevin was left writhing in agony, while we sang 'There's only one Mabbutt left' |
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Craig Disley was a popular player at Bristol Rovers, he was also a 'strawberry blonde', there was another player by the name of James Hunt, who was far from popular. The song went...
There's only one Craig Disley
One Craig Disley
He's a ginger haired cunt
But he's better than Hunt
Walking in a Disley wonderland! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There was one i.heard at Ipswich once i.think
I HAD A WHEEL BARROW.. TTHE WHEEL FELL OFF
I HAD A WHEEL BARROW THE WHEEL FELL OFF
Oooooh get off that fucking tractor
Get off that fucking tractor. Na naaah naah na ooh na naaah naah na ooh
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a cardiff classic from a while ago
Lee Trundle is a fat c*nt,
He wears a fat c*nt's hat,
And when he sees a Peter's Pie, he says I fancy that.
He eats it in his left hand, he eats it in his right,
And when he sees a Burger King he stays all f*cking night... |
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"I think it was Tranmere who promoted their physio to manager. Their fans used to sing "who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!""
It was Scunthorpe, great song! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a cardiff classic from a while ago
Lee Trundle is a fat c*nt,
He wears a fat c*nt's hat,
And when he sees a Peter's Pie, he says I fancy that.
He eats it in his left hand, he eats it in his right,
And when he sees a Burger King he stays all f*cking night... "
I suspect Lee Trundle loves this song, brilliant! |
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"West ham fans to jonjo shelvey
"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry potter, he's coming for you!"
Genius!"
That has just made me almost pee myself. Totally brilliant. |
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"West ham fans to jonjo shelvey
"He's coming for you, he's coming for you, Harry potter, he's coming for you!"
Genius!
That has just made me almost pee myself. Totally brilliant. "
Look it up on YouTube. So good! |
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"I think it was Tranmere who promoted their physio to manager. Their fans used to sing "who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"
It was Scunthorpe, great song!"
After a bit of research, it was both! Nigel Adkins at Scunthorpe and Les Parry at Tranmere |
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Peter Reid's got a fookin' monkey's head.
The Leicester City fans taking the Micky when they beat Leeds United 4:1 in the last season Leeds were in the premiership and PR was manager, still makes me laugh every time I see him on Tv |
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A Song Your Likely to Hear A Lot of In The Next Few Weeks....And Quite Possibly For Years To Come.
To the Tune of Yankee Doodle Dandee
Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendan Rooooooooooooooooodgers
Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendan Rooooooooooooooooodgers
Brendan Rodgers Liverpool we're marching on to glory
Built the team like Shankly did
Our kids will have a story
And Repeat.
LFC YNWA JFT96 |
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i once read about a bristol city v darlington relegation battle..both teams were shite.
bristols manager was alan dicks (the father of julian dicks but that dont matter lol)
darlingtons manager was arthur cox.
the home fans wanted their manager out so sang ' dicks out'
the away fans responded ' cox out'
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When tan McManus played for Dunfermline
Tam McManus magic, he wears the magic hat, and when he first saw east end, he said I fancy some of that! He could of stayed at Falkirk and played in blue and sh*te!! But instead he came to the athletic because were fuc*ing dynamite ! |
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I support a tiny little non-league team in Surrey and last week the oponents came out in a bright orange kit...To the tune of "sloop JB" I sang:
"Guantanamo bay, Guantanamo bay you got your kit from Guantanamo bay"
Got picked up by all of our supporters and being tallied about as chant of the season.... |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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"sung by the fans at the airport when the 1978 world cup squad returned home in humiliation, to the tune of god rest ye merry gentlemen...
God help ye tartan gentlemen,
for such a poor display.
When you set out to rule the world,
your feet were made of clay.
And what with drugs and swollen heads,
you threw the cup away.
Ohh mouthings of Ali MacLeod, Ali MacLeod
Ohh mouthings of Ali Macleod.
Priceless!!!!"
yeah you could be right there...if engerland qualified might have created some other angles ehhh. ?? |
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a few years ago when malcolm allison was manager at palace , he came to leeds for a cup game and was wearing a massive hat, the leeds supporters started singing .. two pint head in a ten gallon hat, fair play to big mal he took it in good spirit. |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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seriously the best must be Ross county v Inverness (Inverness ground built on the Longman estate where the tinklers used to live .........chant is as follows.......the wheels on yer hoose go round and round ........Classic ehhh ?? |
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"I (female) became part of a football chant years ago .... very embarrassing but chant was good lol "
Well you can't leave it at that, now we really do need to know what the chant was and why you were part of it.
As your from Ipswich, I remember when liverpool signed John wark from Ipswich Town. At a league match prior to the player signing, Wark had been hit hard in the bollocks by the football right in front of The Kop. Instantly The Kop broke into a chant of How's Your Balls, Hows your balls etc etc
After he signed for LFC, his name was chanted before a match, a simple reptitive chant of Johnny Wark, Johnny Wark etc except that chanted was always done in a high pitched tone imitating a guy just having been hit in the bollocks. A very good player but that chant stuck with him throughout his Liverpool career. |
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watched morecambe play chester a number of years back and to the tune of 'go west' by the petshop boys the morecambe fans chanted 'your welsh, and you know you are' kinda forgot the rest but it made me giggle at the time
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"I'm biased , but I think the best ever football chant is by Newcastle fans about Fabio Collochini ....
To the tune of " oh pretty baby "
" oh Collochini , your the love of my life , oh Collochini , I'd let you shag my wife , oh Collochini , we love curly hair too ! " ( repeat) .
Any other gems out there !!! "
Who ate all the pies... |
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We only won 5-1 we only won 5-1 it should have been 10 it should have been ten u Hibs bastards it should have been 10
Heart of Midlothian fuck of Hibernian |
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"Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.
When I see celtic I go out of my head
I just can't enough I just can't get enough"
Big jock knew oh big jock knew oh big jock knew oh big jock knew he shagged them too |
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"Well I have never heard of most of the above chants but the best by far is CELTICs.
When I see celtic I go out of my head
I just can't enough I just can't get enough"
When I think off Celtic I think of pedofiles they always get it up they always get it up |
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There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way |
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way "
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way "
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way "
You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!  |
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way
You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!! "
Thats why i bailed out |
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Must admit can always rely on the orange side to come out with the s***e they always do. They show them self's up to be what most people know narrow minded bigots |
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way
You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!! "
It's just banter |
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"There was aiden mcgeady Shaun Maloney and Darren odea they got fucked up the arse by Alan Brazil and Paul mcstay all the Celtic greats that walked through the parkhead gates got fucked up the arse the Glasgow Celtic way
You wonder why Scottish football gets a reputation for bigotry!!! Truly no need!!! This was a light hearted post so please keep it that way and stop giving us all a showing up!!
It's just banter "
We obviously don't share the same sense of humour then!! I found it to be a tad too much for the lighthearted thread it was on!! |
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