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How do you get Humous off the ceiling.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you are scared to get on the ladders?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are scared to get on the ladders?

How the hell did you manage to get it on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are scared to get on the ladders?

Haha, dare we ask how it got there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pitta bread or a dorritto

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Pitta bread or a dorritto "
They would have to be fucking giant ones....

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

oh oh what a feeling!. you got humus on the ceiling!!

x X X

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

hold the dog up and let him lick it off

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You put the pitta on a stick.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh oh what a feeling!. you got humus on the ceiling!!

x X X"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hungry spider or flying cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You put the pitta on a stick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You put the pitta on a stick.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

paint it white and pretend its artex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are scared to get on the ladders?

Don't

Just call it modern art

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Think I may just leave it there, and hope it doesn't plop on my head when making a cuppa.

I am not getting on a ladder when on my own, the dog is useless at holding ladders.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a negotiator to talk it down

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Hold your dog up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mop Or whatever you clean the floor with?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You buggers....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A mop Or whatever you clean the floor with?"
I use a machine and its too heavy to hold upright.....although I think I may have a mop at the back of the cleaning cupboard....if I break my neck going in there I will blame you....

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

if your ceiling is white get a man to shoot his load directly underneath.,jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mop Or whatever you clean the floor with?I use a machine and its too heavy to hold upright.....although I think I may have a mop at the back of the cleaning cupboard....if I break my neck going in there I will blame you....

*runs to find Tina for life insurance*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't you have a mop

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

Why would you want to get it off the ceiling. If it's up there and it's happy leave it be.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Make up some batter. Toss a pancake up there and when it eventually falls off the ceiling it should bring the chick(peas) with it.

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"If you are scared to get on the ladders?

How the hell did you manage to get it on the ceiling

More importantly are you sure it's humous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please satisfy our curiosity as to how you got humus on the ceiling?!

There are plenty of very tall men on here, I am surprised they are not queueing to offer you help - or short ones with ladders for that matter!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Please satisfy our curiosity as to how you got humus on the ceiling?!

There are plenty of very tall men on here, I am surprised they are not queueing to offer you help - or short ones with ladders for that matter! "

I've spent nearly two years trying to get Ryan up a ladder - they're all talk on here.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

please please tell us how it got there lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I made some fresh Hummous yesterday and did a bloody good job at making sure the lid was firmly on container.....i tried for five minutes to get said lid off, then whoosh.....the hummous went one way, lid and container went in two other directions....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my ladders so what time do you want me there ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a pea shooter?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .slip it a few valium

x X X

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