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By *ick and tock OP   Couple  over a year ago

wigan

just received a parcel from Holland. I opened it up and there was a plastic vagina inside. I thought, 'that's nice. Two lips from Amsterdam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just received a parcel from Holland. I opened it up and there was a plastic vagina inside. I thought, 'that's nice. Two lips from Amsterdam"

I don't get it. Can you explain it please ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so someone in Amsterdam has now lost their lips??.......can't make drinking very easy....maybe you should send them back?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just received a parcel from Holland. I opened it up and there was a plastic vagina inside. I thought, 'that's nice. Two lips from Amsterdam"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"so someone in Amsterdam has now lost their lips??.......can't make drinking very easy....maybe you should send them back?"

If he sends them back ..... it that like ..... Two two lips ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's a two two four ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"What's a two two four ?"

Ballet dancing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a parcel from Holland's. It had a meat pie in it! That's arse holes and hamster jam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How do you get a fat bird into bed?

Piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do you get a fat bird into bed?

Piece of cake "

lol ! You are MY type .. ! Cake !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"How do you get a fat bird into bed?

Piece of cake

lol ! You are MY type .. ! Cake !"

mmmmmmmmmmmm cake!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evesham! Cake V Cock ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A friend of mine ran a pet shop which went out of business. To try and recap some money he cooked the animals to sell as exotic meats. I asked why he had tinned one lot of the cooked meet and then put the first tin into a second tin… he replied “people always want two lids on hamster spam”

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Evesham! Cake V Cock ? "

both!! just do me from behind so i can stuff me face with cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmm this is really gettin out of hand lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evesham! Cake V Cock ?

both!! just do me from behind so i can stuff me face with cake "

Brings a whole new meaning to ' Can you breathe?' dunnit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or creamin' ya face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend of mine ran a pet shop which went out of business. To try and recap some money he cooked the animals to sell as exotic meats. I asked why he had tinned one lot of the cooked meet and then put the first tin into a second tin… he replied “people always want two lids on hamster spam”"

Ha! New to me ..... like it. x

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