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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Toshn . Have a great day mate . Nice avatar . Your never 52 !!!!!?  I am mate but thanks .. Your looking pretty good urself "
Cheers mate . Bet all the ladies want to make you a coffee and brekkie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"morning all. what's happening? Not a lot it seems
still here we are awake at silly o'clock.
are you puttung the coffee on?"
Yeah go on then . Toast ? |
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"no coffees fine, I'm not allowed to get crumbs in bed and I'm not getting up lol
thanks  Well if I am speaking to the female half !!! Trust me . If I'm bringing you coffee . It won't be the crumbs in yer bed that you will be worrying about "
you are and hubby wouldn't complain about that strangely enough lol
not sure the sheets can cope with such regular daily washing though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oopo coffee, toast and a nurse please Can do the coffee toast but the nurse may be busy for a while 
Go on put the outfit on I'm desperate   You bleeding must be if you wanna see my hairy ass in a nurses outfit 
Hey as long as you can pop my shoulder back in I'd happily look at your hairy arse in the outfit  I can pop yer shoulder in without dressing up . Pervert "
Spoilsport where's the fun in that 
Pfffft AnE it is when my shifts over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish "
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed "
Oh nice of yer too join us . Bang kettle on while yer doing nowt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish "
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to go to work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to go to work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do "
don't think there's a lot you wunt do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed Oh nice of yer too join us . Bang kettle on while yer doing nowt "
How do you know I'm doing nowt Can't reach kettle from here sori |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to go to work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do don't think there's a lot you wunt do "
This is true and you would know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Feckin 'ell Toshn. Go back to sleep man. You're talking to yourself up there. What's going on!!?? I think someone is getting sex tonight and is a bit too giddy. Knock it down a notch or two...
Morning gorgeous girls and handsome chaps.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to go to work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do don't think there's a lot you wunt do
This is true and you would know "
I certainly do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed Oh nice of yer too join us . Bang kettle on while yer doing nowt
How do you know I'm doing nowt Can't reach kettle from here sori "
I know yer not doing nowt cause yer can't even be bothered to make a brew never mind get jiggy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Feckin 'ell Toshn. Go back to sleep man. You're talking to yourself up there. What's going on!!?? I think someone is getting sex tonight and is a bit too giddy. Knock it down a notch or two...
This
Morning gorgeous girls and handsome chaps.
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I was bored |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to go to work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do don't think there's a lot you wunt do
This is true and you would know I certainly do "
Here's looking forward to expanding your knowledge sexy
Now bring me tea and nurse me better before I leave for work...pleeeeeese |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feckin 'ell Toshn. Go back to sleep man. You're talking to yourself up there. What's going on!!?? I think someone is getting sex tonight and is a bit too giddy. Knock it down a notch or two...
This
Morning gorgeous girls and handsome chaps.
I was bored "
At 4am in the morning? It's not exactly the most exciting of times then is it T-man?
...how are your eyebags?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish "
Morning all. I'm awake at normal time. grrrr but am staying in bed. Too late for a cuppa am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed Oh nice of yer too join us . Bang kettle on while yer doing nowt
How do you know I'm doing nowt Can't reach kettle from here sori I know yer not doing nowt cause yer can't even be bothered to make a brew never mind get jiggy "
getting jiggy is more exciting than making a brew |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Feckin 'ell Toshn. Go back to sleep man. You're talking to yourself up there. What's going on!!?? I think someone is getting sex tonight and is a bit too giddy. Knock it down a notch or two...
This
Morning gorgeous girls and handsome chaps.
I was bored
At 4am in the morning? It's not exactly the most exciting of times then is it T-man?
...how are your eyebags? "
.more saddle bags right now . But once I get me gay creams on I'll be sorted pops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Less of the cheek mister
Bore da pawb Still nice and cozy in my bed Oh nice of yer too join us . Bang kettle on while yer doing nowt
How do you know I'm doing nowt Can't reach kettle from here sori I know yer not doing nowt cause yer can't even be bothered to make a brew never mind get jiggy
getting jiggy is more exciting than making a brew "
Yorkshire tea does take some beating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where is everyone . Some proper lazy twats on here . Pffft Saturday lie in . I wish
Morning Toshn I'm here
Just staying in bed as long as I can before I have to gooto work
Pffft weekends off....lucky lot, don't do anything I wouldn't do don't think there's a lot you wunt do
This is true and you would know I certainly do
Here's looking forward to expanding your knowledge sexy
Now bring me tea and nurse me better before I leave for work...pleeeeeese "
No worries x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oopo coffee, toast and a nurse please
Nurse here
Now you tell me come save me Thank f..k for that . This nurses outfit is crushing me bits "
Mind you don't catch all that manly chest hair unzipping it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You lazy buggers, have already walked the sodding dogs and it is freezing out there, tried to keep eyes closed so didn't wake up too much, may sneak back to bed in a bit with toast and coffee and the paper if it comes soon. Or I may just torment the bullies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You lazy buggers, have already walked the sodding dogs and it is freezing out there, tried to keep eyes closed so didn't wake up too much, may sneak back to bed in a bit with toast and coffee and the paper if it comes soon. Or I may just torment the bullies "
I think keeping your eyes closed only works when you get up to go toilet. . Walking the dogs with your eye's closed is funny though what do your neighbours think!.. haha "oh look there's that women walking her dog with her eyes closed again" haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oopo coffee, toast and a nurse please
Nurse here
Now you tell me come save me
Save you x from what x "
The big scary nurse with more facial hair than me |
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"I could poke it on the one good eye I suppose.....oooh hang on, sudden onset of binocular vision!!
Yeah thats what I meant "
I could see to make tea, or i could just go back to sleep? It might be kinder. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Jane!!
I'll have 2 crumpets delivered to my bed please.. cheers in advanced No worries Giles . You get comfy xx
Im snuggled n warm "
well move up im bloody freezing xx |
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