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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might treat myself and rub one out later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope. I've already had six this week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

You wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

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By *ench88Woman over a year ago

lymington

Gonna have a play later

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

8pm hotel booked wicked explosions n fireworks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

I could suggest an alternative.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. I've already had six this week

Lucky them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope OH is abroad and has been for a month now

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By *litlicker77Man over a year ago

dirty old town

Started the day off with it

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

thanks for that info I need a cold shower now !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God I wish!! I'm looking today but no interest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

I could suggest an alternative.

The beauty of a club is that I get to chat to them in person first, see if we click. A couple of hours mingling in a club and I can usually filter out the ones that aren't my type, the boring ones and the blokes who have nil sense of humour. That can take days and days of messaging on here, followed by disastrous social during which they show me photos of their mum on their phone and go on and on about their job, their ex and their kids. Yep club for me every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may just post in the meet section and see how it goes.... sadly not got my own place so cant amuse myself tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

You wish

Lol don't test me hahaha i'm going to get it off with 3 women tomorrow today just one haha hahaha

I don't need to wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

You wish

Lol don't test me hahaha i'm going to get it off with 3 women tomorrow today just one haha hahaha

I don't need to wish "

But can they read

Doubtful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I may just post in the meet section and see how it goes.... sadly not got my own place so cant amuse myself tonight

nice photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

You wish

Lol don't test me hahaha i'm going to get it off with 3 women tomorrow today just one haha hahaha

I don't need to wish

But can they read

Doubtful

what has reading got to do with anything do you think the only women in the world are in this site? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

most likely none for me, unless anyone is feeling generous today

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nope, I'm on shift till 0800 Monday morning

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

Surely S-O-T is closer with two options

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I may just post in the meet section and see how it goes.... sadly not got my own place so cant amuse myself tonight

nice photos

Thanks

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

I will have some slap and tickle later. I know she won,t read this before she gets home and that will be too late. The collar and lead is ready at the door, the order will be to pull her upstairs and a good hard fucking from behind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wont be having any...

I'm of celebrating me mam's 92nd birthday all weekend...

And NO Funky, you can't have her phone number...!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

depends how generous my mood is but im 1selfish mother fucker

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By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman over a year ago

manchester

No fun for me till sunday working the rest of the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope, I haven't had sex in a while now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want sex today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want sex today "

Why???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be, the wife will torment me first, short skirt, stockings, flashing me while we are in the pub.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

probably not... but I am going to be socialising the bejesus out of everyone at the newcastle social tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want sex today

Why???"

I'm not sure. Last thing on my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

Surely S-O-T is closer with two options"

It would be if I lived in Nantwich but I'm twenty minutes drive from there and SOTs where I go, is 50-60 minutes drive usually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not off here but a fishing site if you get my drift!

Cant find any single attractive slim women in the north west free today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope.

Unless it's a couple.

Although there is a particular couple I'd like to meet sometime, so see how that one plays out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

Surely S-O-T is closer with two options

It would be if I lived in Nantwich but I'm twenty minutes drive from there and SOTs where I go, is 50-60 minutes drive usually"

We could always go together tonight ..Chams xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope, I haven't had sex in a while now."

Me neither! Let's meet halfway and get this over with!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't look like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

You wish

Lol don't test me hahaha i'm going to get it off with 3 women tomorrow today just one haha hahaha

I don't need to wish "

I always smile when I read posts like this as it is so obviously from a young guy..the terminology alone ....'get your leg over'....'get it off with'.....but I did check you were above the age of consent. I see you are.....chronologically anyway!

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

No...the other half is out of order this week. I might have to get my toys out.

Never the same though is it?

Fem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No...the other half is out of order this week. I might have to get my toys out.

Never the same though is it?

Fem

Is he having his "monthlies"?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Maybe, maybe not.....

Depends on what time Mr B gets home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol I already know I wont get it.

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

"No...the other half is out of order this week. I might have to get my toys out.

Never the same though is it?

Fem

Is he having his "monthlies"?

No...he's just had a vasectomy. Poor bugger...lol! I don't know why but I keep laughing at him. Is it because us women usually get all the pain I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No...the other half is out of order this week. I might have to get my toys out.

Never the same though is it?

Fem

Is he having his "monthlies"?

No...he's just had a vasectomy. Poor bugger...lol! I don't know why but I keep laughing at him. Is it because us women usually get all the pain I wonder?

Ah bless. When. My hubbie came home from his with just a local anaesthetic , half an hour after walking trough the door he fainted in the kitchen and broke his glasses and nose on the counter. Gave him something else to think about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope, I haven't had sex in a while now.

Me neither! Let's meet halfway and get this over with!

When you wanna meet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope.

Unless it's a couple.

Although there is a particular couple I'd like to meet sometime, so see how that one plays out.

We're busy tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would have said yes earlier today but my ride to chams had to cancel, so i'm stranded alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errrrr No

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know , maybe but if not I've had a good session this week anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope but I am planning on coming back to Chams in May will be first time in over two years and really looking forward to it x

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

"No...the other half is out of order this week. I might have to get my toys out.

Never the same though is it?

Fem

Is he having his "monthlies"?

No...he's just had a vasectomy. Poor bugger...lol! I don't know why but I keep laughing at him. Is it because us women usually get all the pain I wonder?

Omg! I'm laughing again! I must be a cruel woman. Bless him.

Mine walked out of the room in the hospital and the first thing I said was "where's your horse?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is going to get there leg over today? I am hope you are lol

Not a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None for me. And it has been some time. Do have my eyes on a few lately, so let's see how that pans out in the next few weeks.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

The head says yes please but the flesh is weak, so I think I will just keep me slippers on tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny as hell and no one to play with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes, morning and evening

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

not tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no I told a lie earlier, just opened a solicitors bill so I can now say...yes ive most definitely been fucked today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me when the hubby gets home he is getting jumped on. Lol

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Not a cat in hell's chance

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If a lady was to message me I think I could be persuaded afterall men think about it every sex seconds or so,,

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By *aul.J.JMan over a year ago

Sedgley

Nope none for me

might need to get the wd40 out its been that long.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might treat myself and rub one out later."

I'm still holding back. I think it will better if I tease myself a bit with the idea. Solo foreplay.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Chance would be a fine thing lol

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

pop down the local pub .your guaranteed a fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoping for lots waiting for my toyboy now

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By *reaminmycoffeeCouple over a year ago

Putney

"Depends if I can be bothered to drive to a club. Nearest one is nearly an hour away, pain in the arse. May well do what the other poster said and crack one off at home

You need more lube then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fecking wish i was

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By *aul.J.JMan over a year ago

Sedgley

"Chance would be a fine thing lol "

I'm sure you inundated with offers.....

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

It's looking unlikely.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

its still a no lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me if another female is interested c

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No not tonight, I've got a sore head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having something better than sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You on your travels Tosh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having something better than sex "

Weetabix ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having something better than sex

Weetabix ?"

3 Weetabixes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having something better than sex

Weetabix ?

3 Weetabixes

Greedy girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You on your travels Tosh?

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No mate . This ones actually coming to see me

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

I did. I'm knackered.

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not got no sexy man but got my toys for company tonight and looking doubtful for rest of weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having something better than sex

Weetabix ?

3 Weetabixes

Greedy girl. "

I'm known for it

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You're a very lucky chap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You're a very lucky chap

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I am mate . Very lucky

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Drenched damp patches raw

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

had a nice meet with a sexy japanese woman today wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You on your travels Tosh?

No mate . This ones actually coming to see me

Have a great time

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"Not tonight but Tomorrow . Lots xx

You're a very lucky chap

I am mate . Very lucky "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. Working until next Friday. The Sea is a cruel mistress! Looking for lots of fun next weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. Working until next Friday. The Sea is a cruel mistress! Looking for lots of fun next weekend! "

not as cruel as some women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. Working until next Friday. The Sea is a cruel mistress! Looking for lots of fun next weekend!

not as cruel as some women "

And not as wet hopefully!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. Working until next Friday. The Sea is a cruel mistress! Looking for lots of fun next weekend!

not as cruel as some women

And not as wet hopefully!

"
I'm sure you're an expert in water

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By *picyrodMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Getting drenched lately just my luck lol

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