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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There are currently no vacancies at the useless information department

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The actions to superman

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There are currently no vacancies at the useless information department"
Belt up....*mumbles something about that rag you are holding*

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By *uicylucy76Woman  over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

A snail can sleep for 3 years... Although I'm not sure if I'm just jealous

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not sure I have....lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Anglo-Saxon kinglists.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most of what I know is useless

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There are currently no vacancies at the useless information departmentBelt up....*mumbles something about that rag you are holding* "

Oi Missy, leave ma Sunhat out of this

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By *an and wifeyCouple  over a year ago

n lincs

Ostrolapithicus was the first form of ape/man and homoerectus was the first form of ape/man to walk upright through the evolutionary line lol learnt at junior school many many years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The process of blood clotting

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am a few....

1) the most stolen item in the UK are gillete mach 3 razor blade

2) in the us... you are more likely to be shot being a mcdonalds employee than you are being a policeman

1) the proper name for LA is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciuncula"

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

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By *oom18Couple  over a year ago

Rotherham

Got a brain full of useless crap,unless I get on a game show then im laughing all the way to the million pound question. I'll share!! honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eating yellow Crayons makes my wee taste funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i am a few....

1) the most stolen item in the UK are gillete mach 3 razor blade

2) in the us... you are more likely to be shot being a mcdonalds employee than you are being a policeman

1) the proper name for LA is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciuncula""

I thought most stolen item was cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No information is useless. Someone,somewhere will need to know at some point

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By *anny PepperoniMan  over a year ago

Matlock

OCTAVIUS  You may do your will; But he's a tried and valiant soldier.  

ANTONY  So is my horse, Octavius; and for that I do appoint him store of provender

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most of what I know is useless "
everything I remember is useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything that has bollox written between the lines ( learning curve)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

friends! romans! countrymen! lend me your ears! had to memorize for a high school English class and still remember most of the silly speech 20 years later!

oh, and the lyrics to several musicals

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

----3.141592653589793238262643383279502884197169399375

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Near Instantaneous Compound Audio Multiplex (NICAM)

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley


"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."

though the pellet with the poison was in the flagon with the dragon?

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the knee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the knee"

A Wrinkle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

though the pellet with the poison was in the flagon with the dragon?"

I know this! Oooh it's in my brain somewhere

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the knee"
Politely Fossa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by... "

*noses.... Grrrrrr!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why! "

Nemo??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why! "

Ya Uni proff...???

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

Nemo?? "

Yep, but why oh why?! Unless it comes up in the Pub Quiz....

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the knee"
that'll be the eenk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have the worst memory ever.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

though the pellet with the poison was in the flagon with the dragon?"

You must be of an age too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Daffodils by William Wordsworth.

I attended that first school when i lived in Germany. We had to learn it and can still recall most of it 20yrs later

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the knee that'll be the eenk "

lol wrong though lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by... "

Are you singing it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

Nemo?? Yep, but why oh why?! Unless it comes up in the Pub Quiz.... "

I only know it because its my daughters film of the past month lol... went to Plym aquarium and since then its been 'nemo' crazy lol

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By *ause and EffectCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

'Hat der Teufel einen Sohn, / So ist er sicher Palmerston'

A quote I memorised 21 years ago as part of a History thing. I didn't need it then and sure haven't needed it since!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

Nemo?? Yep, but why oh why?! Unless it comes up in the Pub Quiz....

I only know it because its my daughters film of the past month lol... went to Plym aquarium and since then its been 'nemo' crazy lol"

Thing is when I recall it, I do it in Dorys voice too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by...

Are you singing it?

"

In C#, and one breath...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

Nemo?? Yep, but why oh why?! Unless it comes up in the Pub Quiz....

I only know it because its my daughters film of the past month lol... went to Plym aquarium and since then its been 'nemo' crazy lolThing is when I recall it, I do it in Dorys voice too! "

Haha sorry actually laughed out loud then..

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I don't think that knowing eating a polar bears liver will kill you (too rich in vitamin A) is useless at all.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

Nemo?? Yep, but why oh why?! Unless it comes up in the Pub Quiz....

I only know it because its my daughters film of the past month lol... went to Plym aquarium and since then its been 'nemo' crazy lolThing is when I recall it, I do it in Dorys voice too!

Haha sorry actually laughed out loud then..

"

People usually do laugh when I do it, hahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its now gonna be one of those wierd association things.. i will watch the film n think 'femmefetale'.. same with when i hear 'mmmmm bop' i think of evie..

Dammit. Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

I don't take time to remember useless stuff, that shit just sticks in there

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

ye Jacobite by name lend an ear lend an ear????

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen


"Ostrolapithicus was the first form of ape/man and homoerectus was the first form of ape/man to walk upright through the evolutionary line lol learnt at junior school many many years ago lol "

Yeah I learned that too - but it's Australopithecus :P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch... "

Me too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the kneePolitely Fossa"

Popliteal Fossa - could so easily be a user name on here.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the kneePolitely Fossa

Popliteal Fossa - could so easily be a user name on here.

"

Posterior cutaneous nerve is more suitable for some.

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By *leasures4Couple  over a year ago

East midlands


"If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by... "

But do you know all of the actions?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"can someone tell me what is the medical name for the crease at the back of the kneePolitely Fossa

Popliteal Fossa - could so easily be a user name on here.

Posterior cutaneous nerve is more suitable for some. "

Add femoral and people will assume it's a female profile.

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"i am a few....

1) the most stolen item in the UK are gillete mach 3 razor blade

2) in the us... you are more likely to be shot being a mcdonalds employee than you are being a policeman

1) the proper name for LA is "El Pueblo

de Nuestra Senora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciuncula""

WOW #2 - McDonald's employee more likely to get shot than a policeman...

Think I'll send a few applications for mcdonalds to people I don't like much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Pi to over 30 decimal places, though Im not going to recite the numbers right now and count them. It seemed fun when I was a kid, but cant say it has been of much use, so far, in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No information is useless. Someone,somewhere will need to know at some point"

this is true - quite often i will recall something that seems quite meaningless but somebody needs to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can recite a song from school x I learnt as my daughter used to sing it x x lol x it's a barmy song x

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can recite a song from school x I learnt as my daughter used to sing it x x lol x it's a barmy song x "
Go on then, we are ,listening

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The odds of getting a hole in one at Golf are 12500/1

*which is exactly the same odds of a single male getting a reply to a message on here,

.

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.*One of these statements is made up,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you want to take some pictures if the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the nosed on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of king Caractacus, you're too late... Coz they've just passed by...

But do you know all of the actions? "

Not in English...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Molecular geometry ideal bond angles from VSEPR theory. Totally pointless but was forced to memorise them in A-level chemistry. Trigonal bipyramidal anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why! "

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

"

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra etc

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

"

Would graphene need to be in there now?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra etc "

Some people must need it or it wouldn't have been invented.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra etc "

algebra is quite common though maybe not in the form you were taught at school. You never used a spreadsheet?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'goodbuzzin'cooltalkin'highwalkin'fastlivin'evergivin'coolfizzin'... PEPSI!

(Learned this when I was a miserable teenager on a family holiday with the family in the 70s)

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra

etc

algebra is quite common though maybe

not in the form you were taught at school. You never used a spreadsheet?"

Yea, use spreadsheet regularly, but all done on computer, so no mental arithmetic etc.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'goodbuzzin'cooltalkin'highwalkin'fastlivin'evergivin'coolfizzin'... PEPSI!

(Learned this when I was a miserable teenager on a family holiday with the family in the 70s)"

Which reminds me of... two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions all in a sesame seed bun.

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By *homasP80Man  over a year ago

Linwood


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra

etc

Some people must need it or it wouldn't have been invented.

"

Oh algebra "invented" you say, inventions are useful like phone/radio/TV etc.

Iike I said I've NEVER used algebra since then and don't intent

took

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

Would graphene need to be in there now?

"

No. It's a form of carbon, not an element in its own right.

As for algebra, I use it quite often for all sorts of things.

The last time was for drawing a scale diagram of a room to work out how best to arrange furniture.

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

A cockroach can survive for up to 6 minutes in the microwave on full heat.

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By *oxoxoWoman  over a year ago

london

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By *oxoxoWoman  over a year ago

london

I said a hip hop - a

Hippie to the hippie,

The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Saaaaaaaad...

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By *anny PepperoniMan  over a year ago

Matlock

Mein hund hat keine nase.

Wie riecht es?

Fürchtbar.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

The real meaning of the word twat or rather twating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just about every bone in the human body. In particular the 8 bones of the wrist

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Mein hund hat keine nase.

Wie riecht es?

Fürchtbar. "

That joke is no better in German lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Fresh Prince Theme Tune

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A cockroach can survive for up to 6 minutes in the microwave on full heat."

Presumably they survive longer in lower powered microwaves?

What happens past 6 minutes? Do they explode? Has anyone autopsied one to see what they actually die of?

And why the hell am I even thinking about this at nearly 4am?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Matches sizzle when there wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A cockroach can survive for up to 6 minutes in the microwave on full heat.

Presumably they survive longer in lower powered microwaves?

What happens past 6 minutes? Do they explode? Has anyone autopsied one to see what they actually die of?

And why the hell am I even thinking about this at nearly 4am?"

afterwards you have the ingredients of a value range chicken chow mein (I'm not joking!)

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

though the pellet with the poison was in the flagon with the dragon?

You must be of an age too.

"

I only remember half of that and that it's a Danny Kaye fillum

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

the danny kaye film is called the court jester.

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

that's right that's right im sad and blue cos I cant do the boogaloo,im lost im lost cant do my thing that's why I sing gimme gimme dat ding

gimme dat gimme dat gimme gimme gimme dat ding

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen


"Molecular geometry ideal bond angles from VSEPR theory. Totally pointless but was forced to memorise them in A-level chemistry. Trigonal bipyramidal anyone?"

SP3 hybrid orbitals and poly aromatics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

Would graphene need to be in there now?

No. It's a form of carbon, not an element in its own right.

As for algebra, I use it quite often for all sorts of things.

The last time was for drawing a scale diagram of a room to work out how best to arrange furniture. "

what about the inert gases?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

Would graphene need to be in there now?

No. It's a form of carbon, not an element in its own right.

As for algebra, I use it quite often for all sorts of things.

The last time was for drawing a scale diagram of a room to work out how best to arrange furniture.

what about the inert gases? "

just spotted them

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

"

Impressive, now recite them in order of atomic number (I don't see Lawrencium, Ytterbium or Luttetium in there, but after several readings it all gets jumbled up :D)

Aluminum is an American misnomer caused by a shipping clerk misreading a manifest on an import from Canada. For some reason, his mistake became the defacto spelling/pronunciation in the US. It should of course be Aluminium (Al, atomic # 13)

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I said a hip hop - a

Hippie to the hippie,

The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Saaaaaaaad... "

that is not sad... that is the beginning to one of the great songs in hip hop history......

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I said a hip hop - a

Hippie to the hippie,

The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Saaaaaaaad...

that is not sad... that is the beginning to one of the great songs in hip hop history...... "

lol .... I know this one! We all have stuff ingrained in our minds.... Damn! This gonna be there all day now!

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By *nne CallanWoman  over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Now this is the story of young freddy bloor whose sexual equiptment got stuck in a door.

by the time they had freed him, he didnt feel well cos his poor private parts were mangled to hell.

I learned this *poem* first week of high school. You can google the whole poem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bank card pin number

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"The Fresh Prince Theme Tune "

That's not rubbish!!!

All the moves to steps/five songs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good chunk of Greedo's dialogue from Star Wars. It's not even in a real language!

"Oona goota, Solo? ... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not so much taken time to, but I had to write the same address out 100+ times in the past week so I now know it off by heart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

minus b plus or minus square route of bsquared minutes 4ac all over 2a. but can't remember what it actually does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

Impressive, now recite them in order of atomic number (I don't see Lawrencium, Ytterbium or Luttetium in there, but after several readings it all gets jumbled up :D)

Aluminum is an American misnomer caused by a shipping clerk misreading a manifest on an import from Canada. For some reason, his mistake became the defacto spelling/pronunciation in the US. It should of course be Aluminium (Al, atomic # 13)"

Lawrencium wasn't discovered until two years after Mr Lehrer's muse...

The other two are in there, notwithstanding my spelling...

The tanks couldn't spell correctly if the Saudi Oil lines depended on it... And the elements in atomic number order wouldn't scan to the music...

Or am I just overthinking this...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,

And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium

And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium

And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium

And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,

And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium

And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,

Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium

And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,

Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and

Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium

And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium

And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium

And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,

Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,

And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

Impressive, now recite them in order of atomic number (I don't see Lawrencium, Ytterbium or Luttetium in there, but after several readings it all gets jumbled up :D)

Aluminum is an American misnomer caused by a shipping clerk misreading a manifest on an import from Canada. For some reason, his mistake became the defacto spelling/pronunciation in the US. It should of course be Aluminium (Al, atomic # 13)

Lawrencium wasn't discovered until two years after Mr Lehrer's muse...

The other two are in there, notwithstanding my spelling...

The tanks couldn't spell correctly if the Saudi Oil lines depended on it... And the elements in atomic number order wouldn't scan to the music...

Or am I just overthinking this... "

Yanks... Not tanks... Grrrrr!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is hereby certified that the transaction hereby effected does not form part of a larger transaction or of a series of transaction in respect of which the amount or value or the aggregate amount or value exceeds the sum of...£.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why! "

Love it x

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why! "

I keep seeing this address crop up

No idea why, It's doing my head in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

I keep seeing this address crop up

No idea why, It's doing my head in. "

Its the address of the Dentist in 'Finding Nemo'

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By *nfieldishCouple  over a year ago

Enfield


"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."

So love danny kaye... Folk used to say i looked like him

Sue..

(Joking, david)

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Mine is...

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Heaven knows why!

I keep seeing this address crop up

No idea why, It's doing my head in.

Its the address of the Dentist in 'Finding Nemo' "

Even more bizarre that I haven't seen the film lol

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By *nfieldishCouple  over a year ago

Enfield


"The square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Who cares about algebra etc.

We were all taught it, but when do you actually use it etc.

I've worked in my job now in my 17th year and NEVER had to use algebra etc "

Oi tink thats geometry not algebra... I may be wrong...

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A 7.62 bullet will leave the barrel of the old SLR rifle at 1760 feet per second.

1760 happens to be the amount of yards in a mile.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

how to pronounce llanfairpwllchgwyngogllantysiliogogoggoch

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

how to pronounce llanfairpwllchgwyngogllantysiliogogoggoch

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