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Got a cold?

By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Gents - when you're bunged up and feeling stuffy and it's getting you down - here's a simple and effective solution to your woes!

Rather than simply smear some Vicks on your chest before bed - stick a blob between your other halfs norks and MOTORBOAT!!!!

A dual action cure - the menthol eases your blocked nose and hey - they're boobies - so you get that 'feel good factor' in the delivery method too!

Next time you've a cold - give it a try!

Sure beats sniffing on one of those plastic tubes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gents - when you're bunged up and feeling stuffy and it's getting you down - here's a simple and effective solution to your woes!

Rather than simply smear some Vicks on your chest before bed - stick a blob between your other halfs norks and MOTORBOAT!!!!

A dual action cure - the menthol eases your blocked nose and hey - they're boobies - so you get that 'feel good factor' in the delivery method too!

Next time you've a cold - give it a try!

Sure beats sniffing on one of those plastic tubes!!

Can ladies take this advice too?

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Gents - when you're bunged up and feeling stuffy and it's getting you down - here's a simple and effective solution to your woes!

Rather than simply smear some Vicks on your chest before bed - stick a blob between your other halfs norks and MOTORBOAT!!!!

A dual action cure - the menthol eases your blocked nose and hey - they're boobies - so you get that 'feel good factor' in the delivery method too!

Next time you've a cold - give it a try!

Sure beats sniffing on one of those plastic tubes!!

Can ladies take this advice too?

Of course!!

*and for the straight ones - just fatten him up and use his moobs!

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By *ittlebitWoman over a year ago

Plymouth

can I put sum on my lovers nuts and try the same method Haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I suppose if it gets warm enough you get some steamy treatment too.

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"can I put sum on my lovers nuts and try the same method Haha"

Having used Original Mint Source shower gel before........I'm not sure he'd appreciate Vicks down there!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

FFS, had the flu for 3 weeks... this is obviously where I have been going wrong

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Or, do what I did when he was bugging me whilst cooking - when he wants a sniff of the tub, shove his nose right in it!

Soon clears it up

F x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can I self administer this medicine in safety?

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