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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww."
squelching/smudginging/smearing.. depending on the cast off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People seriously wipe while sitting?
I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.
Do you reach down into the bowl?
How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"People seriously wipe while sitting?
I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.
Do you reach down into the bowl?
How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?
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You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People seriously wipe while sitting?
I can't even work out the logistics involved in that.
Do you reach down into the bowl?
How do guys not get their knackers covered in fudge?
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surely everyone leans forward and wipes front to back, no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely if you stand up pre-wipe there will be a joining together of the cheeks and erm well ewwwww."
Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eeew, I was mid crunch on a hob nob when u read this. haha.
Not chocolate raisins?"
Nah, once the lab results confirmed they were actually rodent excrement I lost my appetite for em.
Suddenly I'm eyeing up the remains of this chocolate hobnob with some suspicion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!
Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?
I sit on the toilet, not in it! "
I don't get it. Can I watch? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You pop your hand (with tissue!!) down behind your bum and wipe front to back!
Has your hand every accidentally touched the bowl?
I sit on the toilet, not in it!
I don't get it. Can I watch?"
Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there. Obviously make sure you don't have company. If that doesn't help I'll show you in June. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there."
I just tried the motions (not sure if people were watching but I don't really have much dignity to lose).
Yeah, don't like that idea. My way seems much better, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"libertine i am now fascinated how the heck you do it.. lol
I stand bending over a bit and wipe!
Am I a freak?!"
if it works for you.. id never call anyone a freak. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Sit on a chair, bend forward slightly, and put your arm back there.
I just tried the motions (not sure if people were watching but I don't really have much dignity to lose).
Yeah, don't like that idea. My way seems much better,"
As long as the bum is clean who cares? I just have visions of what Funkymonkey was icky about - access problems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.
So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?"
think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)
.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.
In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'."
Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread... |
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"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)
.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.
In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'.
Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread... "
Ah 'Anel', now you are talking sir! I wish I could find those threads. Spectacular!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let it dry naturally and just flake off?
i used to pick the flakey bits off with my fingers but whan i found bits on my sandwhiches i decided to stop..
lucky i like white bread...  "
Catch 22, stodgy poo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let it dry naturally and just flake off?
i used to pick the flakey bits off with my fingers but whan i found bits on my sandwhiches i decided to stop..
lucky i like white bread...
Catch 22, stodgy poo."
Sounds like bingo lingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The thread is going to run and run! (hopefully unlike your bottoms)
.:::ARSE WIPE MEGA THREAD:::.
In years to come we will all laugh at this thread as we post in 'stand or sit: part 1034'.
Everyone love's a "Dirty arse" or "Anel" thread...
Ah 'Anel', now you are talking sir! I wish I could find those threads. Spectacular! "
Bumped back into "Swingers Chat" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.
So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?
think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers "
Just imagine if you lived in a country like Greece. Putting anything down the Pan that you haven't pooped or peed first is like an act of environmental terrorism. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just don't flush 'em or you'll get a blocked loo.
So now you expect me to put shitty paper in my bin too?
think she was refering to babywipes.. even though some claim to be biodegradable its not to say they cant block your sewers "
yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stander!
omg no way... im now questioning my own methods here "
I'm thinking about trying it sitting down next time I go!!which will probably be tomorrow morning.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stander!
omg no way... im now questioning my own methods here
I'm thinking about trying it sitting down next time I go!!which will probably be tomorrow morning. "
haha i was gonna say 'let me know how you get on'.. but some things are probs best left unsaid haha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing
I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?"
They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing
I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?
They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.
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Interesting, I never knew of this.
I'll just dry mine out and reuse them then. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"yep, wet wipes are awful for flushing
I always flush mine. Surely they are no worse than water logged (no pun) paper?
They are much worse than paper. Have a look at the London Fatberg for the dangers of the flushed wet wipe.
Interesting, I never knew of this.
I'll just dry mine out and reuse them then. "
Like Tony Benn and his tissues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread,ew.You don't wipe your arse then?
My arse is pristineNo skid marks or creamy bits on your ring piece then?"
Haha,you do make me laugh _emmefatale. |
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