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How do you maintain your good looks?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............ |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............"
Not a Coffee Enema then?  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............"
They're civets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............Not a Coffee Enema then? "
Only when I brew the beans first lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I use those mega expensive coffee beans that are eaten and then shit out by those cats (are they cats?)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I eat the coffee beans then............
They're civets."
That's it! civet cat coffee. I prefer Necafe to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries  Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.
Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.  "
Do you want me to give you a thrashing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.
Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that. "
Do you want me to give you a thrashing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Epic fail here.
Face scrub, soap, water. Wash and go, bit of slap which usually goes on about 11am when I finally wake up after 3 gallons of caffeine.
Only indulgence maintenance wise is a decent body oil used every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to slap on whatever moisturiser is to hand..., I can't be arssed with a rigorous regime. I do beileive a lot... Accounts for the state of mind .. Happy chipper.. A glow ensues... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I tend to slap on whatever moisturiser is to hand..., I can't be arssed with a rigorous regime. I do beileive a lot... Accounts for the state of mind .. Happy chipper.. A glow ensues... "
Or it could be the change. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.
Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.
Do you want me to give you a thrashing now "
Well your team takes one regularly so why not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Olive oil. Trust me. That shit does wonders haha
...oh, and Nivea cream with Almond Oil is faaaaaabulous.
Now, when i had long hair. It was all about Tresemme and Babyliss hairdryers lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oil of Ulay mixed with crushed wild berries Bollocks.....Nivea Q10 more like.
Oi - I'm classy innit If I didn't know what football team you supported I may well have believed that.
Do you want me to give you a thrashing now Well your team takes one regularly so why not? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely love this moisturizer called luminosa from a company called active solutions formerly known as forever young. I order it online and it makes my skin look better than it ever has.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does no one drink there own piss? #dissapointed "
My aunt once told me to piss on my feet. Now, i didn't know whether she was being serious or just winding me up.
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My best secret is to be attractive, dress and look good for me - anyone else appreciating me is a bonus.
I manage what I eat, try to get enough sleep and rest, and exercise a lot, including yoga - which does wonders. I work my way through a range of beauty products, sticking with something until I may try an alternative. Usually I'll be weighing myself up on a frequent basis, body tone, teeth and happiness etc. The exfoliation, moisturisers and right make up just top up the beauty.
Be fabulous as yourself, by being comfortable in your own skin. Wrinkles, fat, cellulite, spots - so what! Any issue, that's someone else's problem.
My best tip would be yoga, to keep your body flexible, toned and to keep yourself stilled and at one with the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wash face with daily scrub using cold water twice a day. Brush teeth regularly. Aussie shampoo & conditioner. Get out in the fresh air every day... And if all else fails, photoshop. |
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"Does no one drink there own piss? #dissapointed
My aunt once told me to piss on my feet. Now, i didn't know whether she was being serious or just winding me up.
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I've heard of that before. Its supposed to be for when leather shoes need to "give".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i wash my face in fire twice a day
rub cat poo into my eyes, just to keep that 'just woke up' pissholes in the snow look
then, once a month i get V to drag me down the road and try to stop myself going very far using my mush as a brake, then rub salt into the gaping wounds
it may sound excessive, but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to work less than seventy hours a week so that the bags under my eyes are each smaller than Santa's sack. Once in a blue moon I succeed too!
Of course the question assumes I have good looks in the first place, which I always thought was debatable.
So in effect by answering it I've received a compliment from the OP.
Ta very much! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my exes used to rub my jizz all over her boobs after a tit wank, and her tits were soooooooooooooo bloody smooth. I think it's definitely the way to go |
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