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Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars |
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over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
folkestone |
"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
You lost me in the first couple of lines! |
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By *avNlillyCouple
over a year ago
east london |
"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
This makes no sense whatsoever!! |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
ok....breaking it down....GT and Court are their chosen names on their profile and they have the potential to be in the top 3 elite couples in the US (who knew there was a swinging league across the pond??)
They think the US scene is rubbish compared to the UK scene but they also wonder if the UK scene is real or not.
Then we are back to them....his dick is magnificent and her pussy is laden with gold (couldn't work that bit out).
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I think it's one of those American English to British English things where we have the same words but they mean different things. Although I assume magnificent cock and wet pussy are the same.
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"I think it's one of those American English to British English things where we have the same words but they mean different things. Although I assume magnificent cock and wet pussy are the same.
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You never know they might mean completely different things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
well the friends graduate house that lives in months the fairies aroma essorry offer ends in the US with loads mice and Packers post op I would say that pecan Sandies all the best way to gowoohoo yeah yeah shake me down with an umbrella there's a blonde for you baby. |
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over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely opened-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
Nope. I didn't get a word of it. Just noise.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well after reading it several times I think they are saying
They can play the trumpet
They think themselves the dogs bollocks of swinging.
we in the UK are all fakes.
So sorry to all the lovely people we've met butyou were judt a figment of an over active imagination.
I'm in the matrix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our life is theatrical !!!!we are real. As they get spent 24 hours with us and .... Needless to say you'll be joining Our rants!!! "
no we wont...so _eamnofail...its a fail im afraid  |
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"By jove Evie....I think you got it!
do i win a prize?? 
An all expenses paid trip for you and letsbe to contest the UK side of the couples league?
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Can't I just have some new shoes instead? I don't want to be an elite swinger, its much more fun with the fun runners at the back |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
It's as if each sentance belongs in a differn't paragraph |
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"Well after reading it several times I think they are saying
They can play the trumpet
They think themselves the dogs bollocks of swinging.
we in the UK are all fakes.
So sorry to all the lovely people we've met butyou were judt a figment of an over active imagination.
I'm in the matrix "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then we are back to them....his dick is magnificent and her pussy is laden with gold (couldn't work that bit out).
Hope that helps "
maybe they sell her pussy, hence the laden with gold comment.
so maybe they are outing her as a bit of a working girl.
they do say everything is bigger in america.
who would have thought it started at ego's.
have taken a look.
above average at best, but arrogance drops them a couple of points. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the whatever you drinking, smoking and step away from the keyboard....The UK is real.... "
Did you notice the complete lack of punctuation ?
It's defo not English as I know it x
Made me smile even though I'm feeling crap x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars"
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!"
Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards"  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!
Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards" "
That's much clearer. I look forward to you tidyng up the posts that are difficult to decipher.
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
I have absolutley no idea what you just said "
I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!
Ok I have a couple of typos... Oops. "Honest to God" and "with regards"
That's much clearer. I look forward to you tidyng up the posts that are difficult to decipher.
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That'll be a full time job  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
I have absolutley no idea what you just said
I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "
Everyone is going to court as she is young and attractive.
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!"
How did you do that? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
I have absolutley no idea what you just said
I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "
I d heard Of abstract paintings, I hadn t realised it migrated to prose, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
It's a long winded "Look at me" thread, But as they are well outside most peoples travel radius I shant, no point really  |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!
How did you do that? "
Magic |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
okay... now I have managed to read and think understand it.... I am even more annoyed...
people speaking in the "3rd person" is the one thing that makes me go all proper "grumpy old man!"......
right... where is my horlicks!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
I have absolutley no idea what you just said
I know what you mean. Who's going to court and what for "
Well there's mention of being paid so possibly they're in trouble with the vice squad |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
FAIL !  |
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Yo OP don't listen to these lower division swingers. They are not elite players like you guys and Funky. Funky is fly and respect to him and his dick magnificence is renowned! Probably Number two swinger in the area all kinks to be enjoyed for all that fun we know!!! The UK is pretend to your US but Funky is THE party hard guy fuck star! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone broke the code yet?
I'll assume gold (not tanned) star to me
I gave you a medal on the medal thread.
There's a medal thread?
Yes, Give yourself a medal. Green arrow my name.
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I found it and I thank you |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
what the hell is that? i think they are trying to blow their own trumpet which is a very unpleasant trait and may I say American, have never understood mixing UK and US on the same swingers site been here a while and havent met one transatlantic swinger |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?
You really have bastardised it haven't you?
God bless America my arse! |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?
You really have bastardised it haven't you?
God bless America my arse!"
tbf, some of the indiginous population of this country have done a fair auld job of bastardising it themselves.
at least these guys have the excuse they live a far way away and dont believe the country is real anyway lol |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
We gave you a beautiful language and this is the best you can do with it?
You really have bastardised it haven't you?
God bless America my arse!
tbf, some of the indiginous population of this country have done a fair auld job of bastardising it themselves.
at least these guys have the excuse they live a far way away and dont believe the country is real anyway lol"
Lol. That bit was very weird wasn't it? A fake country. Wonder if the missing plane is here? |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!"
Thank the lord I thought I was going to have to lie down in a darkened room |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars"
I think you need to change your profile to cannot travel as you obviously won't be able to get out the house with a head that big |
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little, but hpmest to God, court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States. In comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK (with tegards to the site) is actually real. But at the end of the day all that matters is that GT and court are about as good as you can get in this lifestyle. A young and completely open-minded to all types of kink pair, easy, fun, gorgeous and stylish. His dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is laden (ie soaking wet always). Tanned, great bodies, beautiful faces and personalities, and we party like rock stars
There, now that makes sense!
Use punctuation guys!
Thank the lord I thought I was going to have to lie down in a darkened room "
can i lie down with you;-) x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Wow not to toot our own horn or maybe just a little but God to court and I have such potential to be in the top three Elite couples of United States in comparison to the UK.com USA falls miserably short and it almost makes me wonder if the UK's a really real.. But at the end of the day all that matters is the GT in court are about as good as you can he get this life young completely open-minded to all types of kink paid easy fun gorgeous stylish he's dick is magnificent and her wet pussy is lladen Gold great bodies beautiful faces personalities and party like rock stars
what the hell is that? i think they are trying to blow their own trumpet which is a very unpleasant trait and may I say American, have never understood mixing UK and US on the same swingers site been here a while and havent met one transatlantic swinger "
Really, they do exist.... |
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