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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............? 
............to cheat! (bypass my rules!)
Just like Will did to get my attention x lol
It worked x"
Now that could get a lot of single guys into trouble and start the women moaning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
............to cheat! (bypass my rules!)
Just like Will did to get my attention x lol
It worked xNow that could get a lot of single guys into trouble and start the women moaning! "
My shoulders are broad! lol
Sara x |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.
Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly...  Not meekly, not bleakly?
Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty.  "
Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right
I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite
I'm on fire with desire
I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir |
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"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.
Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly... Not meekly, not bleakly?
Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty. Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right
I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite
I'm on fire with desire
I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir "
Id say lets do it tonight but I'm knackered !!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start 
Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winner |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start
Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winner"
What about anyone who can get you pole dancing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............? "
Leave your money on the mantlepiece x
This is of course a joke as I do not accept payment of any kind...Galaxy being the exception |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend me over backwards on your hostess trolley.
Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly... Not meekly, not bleakly?
Let me melt the buttons on your flame proof nighty. Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right
I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite
I'm on fire with desire
I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir "
Come on, let's do it, let's do it, have a crazy night of love
I'll strip bare, I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove
Don't give me no palaver
Dangle from the wardrobe in your balaclava
Let's do it, let's do it tonight
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Coupla fingers up the chuff is a start
Seriously though (yep, that was a jokey response, honest!) anyone who can make me smile is halfway there and make me laugh out loud and you're probably onto a winnerWhat about anyone who can get you pole dancing? "
Hmmm, that works until the mental picture of my surgeon remonstrating with me when I tell him how I dislocated my shiny new hip dampens my ardour (or the copious amounts of wine wear off) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interesting topic!
The easiest way to seduce you is...
1) Pretend to be totally into me. Stare into my eyes when I talk, and act is if what I say is the most interesting conversation you have ever been in.
2) Get so lost in me that you don't notice anybody else in the room.
3) Lean closer, listen intently, and then place a hand on my knee.
4) Lunge at me to kiss me, as if you cannot possibly restrain yourself any longer.
After that, I'm pretty much yours.
-JD
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With drugs. Anyone that could help with my back pain today could do anything they want with me. I will be unconscious of course but if that doesnt bother them it doesnt bother me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
Offer me some lemon meringue pie!
Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me."
Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
Offer me some lemon meringue pie!
Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.
Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing "
Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
Offer me some lemon meringue pie!
Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.
Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing
Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.
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Homemade |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
Offer me some lemon meringue pie!
Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.
Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing
Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.
Homemade "
Ooohh yes please! Dribbling at the thought... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The easiest way to seduce you is...............?
Offer me some lemon meringue pie!
Failing that...be a funny and sarcastic buggar or just flatter your eyelashes me.
Ooh lemon meringue pie would work on me too...fancy sharing
Go on then,as long as its not Aunt Bessie's..I don't like that one.
Homemade
Ooohh yes please! Dribbling at the thought... "
Wasn't the thought of lemon meringue that got me dribbling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting topic!
The easiest way to seduce you is...
1) Pretend to be totally into me. Stare into my eyes when I talk, and act is if what I say is the most interesting conversation you have ever been in.
2) Get so lost in me that you don't notice anybody else in the room.
3) Lean closer, listen intently, and then place a hand on my knee.
4) Lunge at me to kiss me, as if you cannot possibly restrain yourself any longer.
After that, I'm pretty much yours.
-JD
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Okay, so when is the dress rehearsal? |
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