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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did nick this off another forum so please don't give me any credit.....
1. Wipe your mouth, ther's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it.
2. Never go to bed angry ............... Stay up and plot your revenge.
3. Shhhhhhhh... That's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
4. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning.
5. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
6. If you have something to say, raise your hand............... and place it over your mouth.
7. You're not yourself today ...................I noticed the improvement right away.
8. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine???
9. Don't let your mind wander .................. It's too little to be let out on it's own.
10. Life is too short to dance with ugly men.
11. If a mans home is his castle......................He can learn to clean it.
12. Everyone seems normal, Until you get to know them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Originallity..............seldom seen here  "
well maybe if ppl participated without putting other people down they would see that a lot ov ppl on here are original and are f**king funny and nice n sweet n just all round good eggs......rather than saying something horrible and buggering off?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feck off big boobs!!!!
*runs off!!!*
lol x"
u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Feck off big boobs!!!!
*runs off!!!*
lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feck off big boobs!!!!
*runs off!!!*
lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!
xxx"
pint down in one? xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Feck off big boobs!!!!
*runs off!!!*
lol x u have been warned debz....this puddy has claws so meeeeeeeeeeow lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx im not running after ya in 5 inch heels il get ya at the bar xx
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
At the bar it is then babe - mines a Stella!!!
xxxpint down in one? xx"
Only the one hun???
LOL
**buuuuuuurrrrppppp** |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Sommat original huh?... ok...
I've got one nerve left.... and you're getting right on it!"
That goes hand in hand with
"i can only please so many people in one day, today isnt looking good - and tomorrow isnt either....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did nick this off another forum so please don't give me any credit.....
1. Wipe your mouth, ther's still a tiny bit of bullshit around it.
2. Never go to bed angry ............... Stay up and plot your revenge.
3. Shhhhhhhh... That's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
4. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning.
5. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
6. If you have something to say, raise your hand............... and place it over your mouth.
7. You're not yourself today ...................I noticed the improvement right away.
8. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine???
9. Don't let your mind wander .................. It's too little to be let out on it's own.
10. Life is too short to dance with ugly men.
11. If a mans home is his castle......................He can learn to clean it.
12. Everyone seems normal, Until you get to know them.
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oh i was thinking about you this morning .......i had a lovely s**t |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own arse!"
Talking of arses......
Doctors have discovered that Single women cant fart.
Apparently they dont have an arsehole until they get married!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own arse!
Talking of arses......
Doctors have discovered that Single women cant fart.
Apparently they dont have an arsehole until they get married!!
LOL "
PMSL!!
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