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Who is your dream fuck on FAB? Part 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Part 2 is going to close as got sooooo full sooooo quickly!

So again....as clearly you guys and gals haven't got it out of your system yet!

Dream fuck = Someone on FAB that you lust after but cannot meet due to distance or other reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ah....well all is quiet!!!!! I might start a riot!!

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By *eard-lincolnMan over a year ago

near lincoln

All I'm gonna say is I really need to travel to Lowestoft, the Wirral , Worksop, and London.

After I have been to these places I can retire from Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Studmcmuffin and JimiUk are the only 2 guys id wanna have sex with

But there are a few others id love to meet socially

FunkyMonkey

SexyBrain

Toshn (my beloved Jane lol)

TinaTitz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

"

I agree.. Sexysinglestud is delicious! Not that I have had the pleasure sadly. . .but he is on my dream bucket list!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are still a few I lust over but will never meet but thanks to this thread we have arranged a meet with someone thats been on my radar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are still a few I lust over but will never meet but thanks to this thread we have arranged a meet with someone thats been on my radar

"

Woohoo, result!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This thread has been quite fun for letting people know they are our dream! Everyone likes to hear that now and then...always nice.

And if it means some actually manage to meet eachother. ..then fantastic!

I feel like Sexy Cilla! But at least I dont need to buy a new hat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

"

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

There's 2 I like but I am way too shy to post names.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Those I want to shag know I want to shag them and when we get our arses into gear a meet will be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread has been quite fun for letting people know they are our dream! Everyone likes to hear that now and then...always nice.

And if it means some actually manage to meet eachother. ..then fantastic!

I feel like Sexy Cilla! But at least I dont need to buy a new hat!

"

You and sexybrain, make it happen lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!"

If you both travel and meet in the middle its hardly gonna take a long time is it?!

Clearly not wanting to meet each other THAT much else you'd have done it by now surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's 2 I like but I am way too shy to post names."

Me too. Gone all shy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can you lot stop posting I am gonna end up in tripe figures

Almost on my top 20 now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

If you both travel and meet in the middle its hardly gonna take a long time is it?!

Clearly not wanting to meet each other THAT much else you'd have done it by now surely? "

Yeah, I have a West Sussex meet, similar distance.

Haha. Aren't we awful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!"

I wouldn't mind being sent to Coventry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I am upto about 11 on my wish list, and to make things easier I do travel quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!"

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

If you both travel and meet in the middle its hardly gonna take a long time is it?!

Clearly not wanting to meet each other THAT much else you'd have done it by now surely? "

True...but he is playing hard to get!!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

I wouldn't mind being sent to Coventry

"

I think with the fanbase Sexybrain has...we might need to arrange a coach trip!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well everyone im here so now if you'd like to take a ticket and form an orderly..... (hang on how the hell do you spell).... cue/que!

Oh wait... sorry i thought this was the thread to the unlimited breakfast buffet....

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread has been quite fun for letting people know they are our dream! Everyone likes to hear that now and then...always nice.

And if it means some actually manage to meet eachother. ..then fantastic!

I feel like Sexy Cilla! But at least I dont need to buy a new hat!

You and sexybrain, make it happen lol."

He wont come out to play with me! I need to work on him still lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X"

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well everyone im here so now if you'd like to take a ticket and form an orderly..... (hang on how the hell do you spell).... cue/que!

Oh wait... sorry i thought this was the thread to the unlimited breakfast buffet....

Sorry!

"

I am first! Well....in theory. .but by the time I get to Hull from Kent. .someone else will have grabbed the first ticket! Looks like I am stuck at the breakfast buffet then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slutmeup500 I would make her sore mmmm xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x"

I cam almost imagine you googling that lol.....bless you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slutmeup500 I would make her sore mmmm xxx"

Sore???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

I wouldn't mind being sent to Coventry

I think with the fanbase Sexybrain has...we might need to arrange a coach trip!

"

I'll wave you all off (you'll all be salivating and smiling), seems a gorgeous thoughtful fella inside and out but not on my list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x

I cam almost imagine you googling that lol.....bless you!

"

yup

poorly in bed so nothing else to do but google useless facts that will hopefully help two hotties get it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There has been 2/3 for me so far and i plan to persue very soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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You and sexybrain, make it happen lol.

He wont come out to play with me! I need to work on him still lol x"

Sounds like timewasting to me.. but thats up to you both to decide.. either carry on as you are and accept its never gonna get anywhere or just bite the bullet and go for it. Tormenting and teasing each other.. if thats what rocks your boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

I wouldn't mind being sent to Coventry

I think with the fanbase Sexybrain has...we might need to arrange a coach trip!

I'll wave you all off (you'll all be salivating and smiling), seems a gorgeous thoughtful fella inside and out but not on my list."

Bless him.....we would ruin him! No wonder he has padlocked the front door! !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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You and sexybrain, make it happen lol.

He wont come out to play with me! I need to work on him still lol x

Sounds like timewasting to me.. but thats up to you both to decide.. either carry on as you are and accept its never gonna get anywhere or just bite the bullet and go for it. Tormenting and teasing each other.. if thats what rocks your boat

"

Bit heavy??? We are just having some light hearted banter here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slutmeup500 I would make her sore mmmm xxx"

That I would like to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x

I cam almost imagine you googling that lol.....bless you!

yup

poorly in bed so nothing else to do but google useless facts that will hopefully help two hotties get it on

"

Awww well you get well soon!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slutmeup500 I would make her sore mmmm xxx

Sore???

"

Yes !! you never had sex for so long you get sore ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x

I cam almost imagine you googling that lol.....bless you!

yup

poorly in bed so nothing else to do but google useless facts that will hopefully help two hotties get it on

Awww well you get well soon!!!!"

thank you treacle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Studmcmuffin and JimiUk are the only 2 guys id wanna have sex with

But there are a few others id love to meet socially

FunkyMonkey

SexyBrain

Toshn (my beloved Jane lol)

TinaTitz"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Studmcmuffin and JimiUk are the only 2 guys id wanna have sex with

But there are a few others id love to meet socially

FunkyMonkey

SexyBrain

Toshn (my beloved Jane lol)

TinaTitz

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

"

Now if she had YOU on her list...you wouldn't be moaning about her high standards! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

Coventry is hardly 'waaaayyyyy' north of anywhere in the UK!

Lol! !!! I know but still toooooo far from me! And you know how I lust after you! Sigh! X

Only 2 hours and 50 mins on a coach apparently kitten x

I cam almost imagine you googling that lol.....bless you!

yup

poorly in bed so nothing else to do but google useless facts that will hopefully help two hotties get it on

"

If we EVER get it on ...we will post photographic evidence! Lol!!!! This could take a while however.........so put the kettle on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Other than those who already know !!!! There is one very very sexy man across the water who I drool over when ever he posts something ... A lady can but dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Studmcmuffin and JimiUk are the only 2 guys id wanna have sex with

But there are a few others id love to meet socially

FunkyMonkey

SexyBrain

Toshn (my beloved Jane lol)

TinaTitz

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Now if she had YOU on her list...you wouldn't be moaning about her high standards! Lol

"

Im not moaning, as clearly not getting into her top 0.000001% of males is hardly an insult lol.

If I was on her list though, the number of stringent categories I had therefore cut the the mustard in would make me feel like I was almost immortal....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I was just having a nosey at our American friends by god there are some hotties....

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

I have a few, some not too far and some as far as ireland ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was just having a nosey at our American friends by god there are some hotties....

"

Oh now you are right there!!!!! Funnily enough...I am planning a trip in the summmer to visit friends in California so I might just have to carry out some research whilst I am there! A full report will be made obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is certainly a few in this thread that we both would like to meet.

But we do have the hots for a couple if regular forum users and hopefully we'll be visiting there inbox quite soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

"

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was just having a nosey at our American friends by god there are some hotties....

Oh now you are right there!!!!! Funnily enough...I am planning a trip in the summmer to visit friends in California so I might just have to carry out some research whilst I am there! A full report will be made obviously!

"

I married a man from Cali....they are ok there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways. "

With your cute little English rose smile and button nose? Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways. "

This is just intended as a light hearted fun and POSITIVE thread. Try not to take it so seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was just having a nosey at our American friends by god there are some hotties....

Oh now you are right there!!!!! Funnily enough...I am planning a trip in the summmer to visit friends in California so I might just have to carry out some research whilst I am there! A full report will be made obviously!

I married a man from Cali....they are ok there

"

Mmmm.....I have had the pleasure once. (Not your hubby! I mean a Cali guy! Lol )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways.

This is just intended as a light hearted fun and POSITIVE thread. Try not to take it so seriously.

"

lol trust me im not taking it seriously,, just explaining to Mr Lick

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways.

This is just intended as a light hearted fun and POSITIVE thread. Try not to take it so seriously.

"

To be fair I think she was just giving an honest answer to the question....

anyway back to perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Only 2 guys? In the whole of fab?

There's high standards...and there's high standards!

Im not looking, nor meeting.. besides i didnt think it was relevant to post names no one would 'know' as the others dont use the forums.

Not many appeal to my taste.. im picky and also i appeal to a very small percentage of men on here anyways.

This is just intended as a light hearted fun and POSITIVE thread. Try not to take it so seriously.

lol trust me im not taking it seriously,, just explaining to Mr Lick

"

Ok good! Well someone not too many messages up thinks you are lovely. ..and I am sure many others do too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are so many hot couples in and around the south east that we would love to meet. Just such a distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

"

It's called the swinging disco bus lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

It's called the swinging disco bus lol "

Lol!!! Make it happen! !! Thats just hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

"

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

"

noooo not a train.. the south west is still cut off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

noooo not a train.. the south west is still cut off

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol!!!!!! Why not go the whole way...and do a parachute drops across the UK far and wide! You can drop your frilly knickers where you like! No delayed traffic....everyone arrives (cough) on time and the journey is earth shaking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pokes head in to see who's dreaming of me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That didn't take long...should have known better. Back to reality again

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

"

Fuckfully charming?? Haha, that's a new one..........

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By *he GriswaldsCouple over a year ago

Manchester

There's enough in the North-West to keep us going for a while. We'll consider the rest of the country when we're done here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's enough in the North-West to keep us going for a while. We'll consider the rest of the country when we're done here

"

Ha ha ha!!!! Oh funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're all too bloody far away from me.

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By *he GriswaldsCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"There's enough in the North-West to keep us going for a while. We'll consider the rest of the country when we're done here

Ha ha ha!!!! Oh funny!!!

"

Thank you. Our stand up routine is even funnier!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

Fuckfully charming?? Haha, that's a new one.........."

Why yes. And some very very fuckfully so indeed....

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Luckily there are major road and rail networks leading to Leeds,

just have to get myself on some ladies to do lists, Que mission impossible music, and I promise if you accept this mission I wont self destruct in 10 seconds,,

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm touring the country but my fantasy fucks remain just that.

Can I have a Funky, Ryan, Bliss combo please?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm touring the country but my fantasy fucks remain just that.

Can I have a Funky, Ryan, Bliss combo please?

"

Do you mean gene splicing or all three of us together?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm touring the country but my fantasy fucks remain just that.

Can I have a Funky, Ryan, Bliss combo please?

Do you mean gene splicing or all three of us together?"

Let's try all of you together first then splicing - we need to know the best bits to keep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Luckily there are major road and rail networks leading to Leeds,

just have to get myself on some ladies to do lists, Que mission impossible music, and I promise if you accept this mission I wont self destruct in 10 seconds,,

"

You are on my list for your sense of humour alone!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm touring the country but my fantasy fucks remain just that.

Can I have a Funky, Ryan, Bliss combo please?

Do you mean gene splicing or all three of us together?

Let's try all of you together first then splicing - we need to know the best bits to keep."

I can get on board with that.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

John I'd like to have a fumble in the hay bales with...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are one or three I'd definitely like to hook up with. Distance hasn't ever concerned me. It's typically their age-preference or such-like that keeps me off their radar. Or the fact they aren't currently meeting.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are one or three I'd definitely like to hook up with. Distance hasn't ever concerned me. It's typically their age-preference or such-like that keeps me off their radar. Or the fact they aren't currently meeting.

"

I'd shag you....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

Fuckfully charming?? Haha, that's a new one..........

Why yes. And some very very fuckfully so indeed....

"

Haha, I like the turn of phrase, I'm gonna steal it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are one or three I'd definitely like to hook up with. Distance hasn't ever concerned me. It's typically their age-preference or such-like that keeps me off their radar. Or the fact they aren't currently meeting.

I'd shag you....

"

Me too! But once again.....far away!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

"

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There are one or three I'd definitely like to hook up with. Distance hasn't ever concerned me. It's typically their age-preference or such-like that keeps me off their radar. Or the fact they aren't currently meeting.

"

But...another one who plays hard to get! Or is it just me???? Lol! Ah....just worked it out! Its me! Bugger! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lil dirty me is mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames)."

But my god! Your arse could light up the dark side of the moon! That is a HOT arse! Everyone look now!!!! Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the sexy lady above me mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

"
hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

There are quite a few who we would like to meet. Some of them aware and a few we are currently just admiring from afar.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

"

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

"

Yes I made inappropriate advances to his incredible ass on another thread lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im presently not meeting as im off in the hospital thursday but once im mended........watch out....all them on my "friends list"

i will be comming to get ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

"
aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funky Monkeys arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh.. no one specific...

I just can't find any pregnant girls. ; )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

"

Dear god! Its warm today! Pat ...your arse too! Oh my!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the fact that "mens arses" get a better reception thats "cock shots"

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Mmm there is a few I wouldn't restrain MYSELF with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the fact that "mens arses" get a better reception than "cock shots"

"

Grrr *thats = than*

come on admin......give us an edit button please

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

Yes I made inappropriate advances to his incredible ass on another thread lol."

There are some incredible pics on this site, my hat goes off to people. Dramatic lighting on a fit male body really does press the buttons!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the fact that "mens arses" get a better reception thats "cock shots"

"

Lol....but look at these guys! Looking sooooo hot! Amazing what a thread like this uncovers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

Yes I made inappropriate advances to his incredible ass on another thread lol.

There are some incredible pics on this site, my hat goes off to people. Dramatic lighting on a fit male body really does press the buttons!!

"

Totally agree! I love that people make an effort with their photos. Beautiful!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

"

Actually, I would love to see some really artistic cock pics, they always seem to get the short straw....hmm, there's a challenge for the guys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

Actually, I would love to see some really artistic cock pics, they always seem to get the short straw....hmm, there's a challenge for the guys!

"

Too many cock pics.....but if done well. ..as part of the entire body then it can look beautiful. But just one cock pic after another with no thought about the artistry....nah...not for me. Xx

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

Actually, I would love to see some really artistic cock pics, they always seem to get the short straw....hmm, there's a challenge for the guys!

Too many cock pics.....but if done well. ..as part of the entire body then it can look beautiful. But just one cock pic after another with no thought about the artistry....nah...not for me. Xx"

That's my point - they are often the worst pics regardless of content. I love seeing the entire male torso in it's full glory, and just imagine such pics with lighting like that........yowser!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

Actually, I would love to see some really artistic cock pics, they always seem to get the short straw....hmm, there's a challenge for the guys!

Too many cock pics.....but if done well. ..as part of the entire body then it can look beautiful. But just one cock pic after another with no thought about the artistry....nah...not for me. Xx

That's my point - they are often the worst pics regardless of content. I love seeing the entire male torso in it's full glory, and just imagine such pics with lighting like that........yowser!!

"

Mmm....some look Greek God like when lit up in black and white ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of my "friends" have the most amazing body shot pictures and make ya wanna shout arrrruuuubbbbaaaaaa when looking at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

Actually, I would love to see some really artistic cock pics, they always seem to get the short straw....hmm, there's a challenge for the guys!

"

I have a friend in Germany who has the most beautiful cock pics. He's not hugely endowed or anything silly, just beautifully lit and very, very touchable images.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear me, and there are more still! Such a sweetie shop...

Lickety, I give full consent for my participation in your sinful trust...

And Frisky, you may steal as you see fit. Be it my turn of phrase, my rhetoric or my seed....

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames).

But my god! Your arse could light up the dark side of the moon! That is a HOT arse! Everyone look now!!!! Swoon!

"

Why thank you Little Kitty.

As we agreed you will receive 5 internets for your troubles. They will be transferred to your account before three moons have passed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Killkam for me!

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames).

But my god! Your arse could light up the dark side of the moon! That is a HOT arse! Everyone look now!!!! Swoon!

Why thank you Little Kitty.

As we agreed you will receive 5 internets for your troubles. They will be transferred to your account before three moons have passed."

Lol...what the....????? Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames).

But my god! Your arse could light up the dark side of the moon! That is a HOT arse! Everyone look now!!!! Swoon!

Why thank you Little Kitty.

As we agreed you will receive 5 internets for your troubles. They will be transferred to your account before three moons have passed.

Lol...what the....????? Lol"

Hush! Say no more my sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

"

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a whiny way."

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooo funky you are here

your my number 1 fantasy fuck

Soon my sweet. Nearly finished my teleportation chamber.

Just needs a little more glitter and maybe some orange crepe paper (for the flames).

But my god! Your arse could light up the dark side of the moon! That is a HOT arse! Everyone look now!!!! Swoon!

Why thank you Little Kitty.

As we agreed you will receive 5 internets for your troubles. They will be transferred to your account before three moons have passed.

Lol...what the....????? Lol

Hush! Say no more my sweet.

"

Lol!!!!!!!! Thats a funny emoticon! !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

"

.....and being hot helps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty angel and sexy sabrina and legs to name but a few x

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Still the pirate dude!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Dear me, and there are more still! Such a sweetie shop...

Lickety, I give full consent for my participation in your sinful trust...

And Frisky, you may steal as you see fit. Be it my turn of phrase, my rhetoric or my seed....

"

Haha, can I now, well, I'd better tuck you away on my hotlist then and keep my beady eye on you and your travels....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

.....and being hot helps!

"

Yes, I would consider this the tipping point in deciding whether thoughts turn to frantically violating each other like hungry animals....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Again there are some like we would like to meet! Whether they know that or not is a different matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny."

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

"

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

"

I was actually hoping for a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

I was actually hoping for a fuck!

"

Good whiny

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By *lwayshorny70Man over a year ago

Redditch

Miss cheekychops

X

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

I was actually hoping for a fuck!

Good whiny

"

Nay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

I was actually hoping for a fuck!

Good whiny

Nay"

Oh for crying out loud, not whinney..........

Whiny, whiny, whiny.....like I'm being now

Hmmm, always had a slight fascination with being a pony-girl.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a whiny way.

Pffft, you said you liked whiny.

No your whiny is a good whiny

"Aaaaaww I want to do the pricking" = good whiny

"he/she messaged me this and I'm appalled" = bad whiny.

I had a message once and this man said he wanted to have sex with me!!!! I was appalled!

I was actually hoping for a fuck!

Good whiny

Nay"

Nay????? I didnt know this was an equestrian thread?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am confused!!!!!!!

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'd love to think I'm on a few peoples lists but I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to think I'm on a few peoples lists but I doubt it

"

You fishing for compliments? ??? Like you didnt get enough last nights thread? Lol..

You are on loads of peoples list...including mine! Nice try! Ha ha!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"We need a FAB bus tour of the UK. .picking up and dropping off as we go! Lol! Actually the thought of that is making me giggle!

Can it be a fab train instead? Only I've noticed that a lot of delightful fuckfully charming ladies live in or past areas where the traffic renders the journey shit.

"

How's about a Fab Stage Coach? Public transport in Arse End is only available thru Wells Fargo

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oh, and I should have added there's one or two definitely on my radar for a southern tour as well as a few within a 2-3 hour journey who will eventually succumb (chloroform is on order)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My updated list...

Bufkin

Sexybrain

Pirate

Slappy,

PatmcGroin

Funky Monkey

Get that FAB bus started!!!

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

.....and being hot helps!

"
just curious how I measured up in compassion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

.....and being hot helps!

just curious how I measured up in compassion?"

In compassion? ??? Lol...no idea ! But in comparison.....I would have to take a look first...but then if the answer isnt the one you are looking for......will I need plenty of compassion to wipe your tears???

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

"
i will try and stop?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Get yer arses up to Scotland!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

.....and being hot helps!

just curious how I measured up in compassion?"

Ah yes. ...I recall now..you were asking why the other guys got so much attention? Because....they just do! Because they are lovely guys who chat on the forums a lot....who many have met. ...and who over time people have got to know. Its not just about having a nice body. ...its the whole package. My suggestion is don't worry about why others get attention or how you compare. It isnt a competition. Everyones tastes are different.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

i will try and stop?"

Haha, in no way saying you're a moaner, I think you'd been benefit from sharper looking pics but I'm very visual with guys photos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

i will try and stop?"

I think you clearly have a great body...which could benefit from better photos to show it off!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

"

Whoa, that is an amazing bottom!

*adds to the already long 'could you possibly live any further from me than you do" list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violet

Brunette BBW

Sextravagent

Badnana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Acid rain, kim segal and many more hot tv girls on here. All together in a fucking frenzy. Too many to mention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite a few sexy asses in my wish list

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

i will try and stop?

Haha, in no way saying you're a moaner, I think you'd been benefit from sharper looking pics but I'm very visual with guys photos."
thanks I shall look into a proper camera and not just use my phone. I am a total moaner/complainer just get frustrated at times. I know it's not cool tho.

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

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Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

i will try and stop?

I think you clearly have a great body...which could benefit from better photos to show it off!!"
thankyou will look into a better camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have one I'm willing to fess up to as he's way to far away.

Sexysinglestud

There are 3 others but on those I'll remain tight lipped, unless I meet them.

hopefully I might visit the midlands sometime lol

You and your very artistic posterior, lol, that is a mesmerising pic for some reason!

aaaw thanks, it has to be better than a cock pic lol

Whoa, that is an amazing bottom!

*adds to the already long 'could you possibly live any further from me than you do" list

"
Thank you for your compliment, just my luck everyone is so far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

i will try and stop?

I think you clearly have a great body...which could benefit from better photos to show it off!!thankyou will look into a better camera"

You need to remove the camera from the photo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahoy mi harties. Just popping by. Don't let that bus go without me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahoy mi harties. Just popping by. Don't let that bus go without me! "

tut tut fabbing on watch x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahoy mi harties. Just popping by. Don't let that bus go without me! "

I think you're the driver!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

"

And our huge dongs - can't forget the huge dongs

But seriously, I could run through all the things I think help a guy woo a woman on here, but it would probably just end up sounding like lady baiting, I mean I get told often enough that my perfect kiss descriptions read like something from Mills and Boon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahoy mi harties. Just popping by. Don't let that bus go without me!

I think you're the driver!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My updated list...

Bufkin

Sexybrain

Pirate

Slappy,

PatmcGroin

Funky Monkey

Get that FAB bus started!!!

"

Right, sod the bus. Far too slow in getting from A to B and it conjours up images of images of Cliff Richard, who whilst being part of the fabric of Great Britain, is hardly a role model for the antics to be had on board, I think you'll agree.

In part due to our railwayless chums in the southwest I propose a fab helicopter. A bloody big one built primarily for transporting troops, but suitably furnished. The ease of travel alone will make it a splendid mode of getting about l/getting ones rocks off and open untold possibilitis of jokes including the word "chopper".

Yay or nay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"

Sexybrain

Pirate

Bufkin

Toshn

ALL of whom are waaaayyyyy north of me so sadly will remain in my dream box for a long while yet....

How do these guys gain such legendary status?

I think it comes down to half decent profiles (dont need to have tried too hard, few good clear pics and enough content to pique interest)and getting in the thick of it in the forums but in a fun way, not a whiny way.

And our huge dongs - can't forget the huge dongs

But seriously, I could run through all the things I think help a guy woo a woman on here, but it would probably just end up sounding like lady baiting, I mean I get told often enough that my perfect kiss descriptions read like something from Mills and Boon."

Oh god help me! !!!

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By *hameleons.ws10Couple over a year ago

Darlaston

suitedandbooted dont see enough of him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My updated list...

Bufkin

Sexybrain

Pirate

Slappy,

PatmcGroin

Funky Monkey

Get that FAB bus started!!!

Right, sod the bus. Far too slow in getting from A to B and it conjours up images of images of Cliff Richard, who whilst being part of the fabric of Great Britain, is hardly a role model for the antics to be had on board, I think you'll agree.

In part due to our railwayless chums in the southwest I propose a fab helicopter. A bloody big one built primarily for transporting troops, but suitably furnished. The ease of travel alone will make it a splendid mode of getting about l/getting ones rocks off and open untold possibilitis of jokes including the word "chopper".

Yay or nay?

"

I did suggest parachute drops earlier but no takers! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"suitedandbooted dont see enough of him "

Tell him to lower the camera angle then!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've removed a few lately but they've been replaced.

I have a few on a reserve list in case they shave off their facial hair/give up smoking.

I think most will remain in fantasy territory though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eminence noir.....hot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

"

Whisper, we won't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

"

Don't be shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

Whisper, we won't tell anyone."

No we wont tell will we peeps??? Shhh.....lean in.....really???? him???? You must be joking! No way! Of course I suppose you know he turned Pirate and Sexybrain do you? ?? Oh yes....well known fact! He wore them out! Its tiny now! I mean....nothing left! All the dirty FAB girls got hold of them afterward.....and..well!!! It was messy!!! They take it in turns to drive the FAB tour bus round the UK now! They are worn out bless em!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two more on my rapidly growing list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most women tend not to have face pictures on their profile so it's difficult to say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

Whisper, we won't tell anyone.

No we wont tell will we peeps??? Shhh.....lean in.....really???? him???? You must be joking! No way! Of course I suppose you know he turned Pirate and Sexybrain do you? ?? Oh yes....well known fact! He wore them out! Its tiny now! I mean....nothing left! All the dirty FAB girls got hold of them afterward.....and..well!!! It was messy!!! They take it in turns to drive the FAB tour bus round the UK now! They are worn out bless em!

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I won't tell anyone outside fab, and my friends of course, and my cat, I tell him everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thers a few people on my would love to meet list but im far to shy to declair publicly

Whisper, we won't tell anyone.

No we wont tell will we peeps??? Shhh.....lean in.....really???? him???? You must be joking! No way! Of course I suppose you know he turned Pirate and Sexybrain do you? ?? Oh yes....well known fact! He wore them out! Its tiny now! I mean....nothing left! All the dirty FAB girls got hold of them afterward.....and..well!!! It was messy!!! They take it in turns to drive the FAB tour bus round the UK now! They are worn out bless em!

"

Ha ha

Lets just say I say I tend to say hi or send a wink if I think I may be within their preferences..otherwise stick to perving / flirting on forums / fabbing pics

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