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Who is your dream fuck on FAB? Part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seemed to run well last night so starting part 2 tonight. .

Who are your fantasy fucks from FAB? Those who you want to get naked with but haven't been able to.....due to distance or other reasons?

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By *lassyandadventurousMan over a year ago

England and Wales

Your now my dream fuck....great body hun

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Met a little kitten last night, think she'd deffo be on my list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Part 2. I'll be keeping my eye on this. Just added Brazil hot babe to my previous list!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a few and they know who they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just jessie is fecking amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh there's a few but best not to show your hand,I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty Pirate for sure - wondering if he is a Janner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

theres 1 or 2 out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your now my dream fuck....great body hun"

Thankyou!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Met a little kitten last night, think she'd deffo be on my list

You met a little kitten? Ah ...not me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I recently came across Hellbyname's profile.... She is incredibly so incredibly attractive, it's almost indecent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indian barbie would get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well from this weekend I've just added another one to my " really?! why can't you live nearer to me" list....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"well from this weekend I've just added another one to my " really?! why can't you live nearer to me" list....

All of mine are on that list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well from this weekend I've just added another one to my " really?! why can't you live nearer to me" list....

All of mine are on that list

Most of ours are too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to reply in Do you have a 'type'? thread

but its a fantasy fuck, So

Woman age 35 to 45

5 ft 2 to 5 ft 6

32D to 34DD

Size 8 to 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just arranged meets with two on my list

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I wouldn't say that

... just a shame I'm not a site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naughty Pirate for sure - wondering if he is a Janner? "

Yorkshire born Yorkshire bred.

Strong in the arms and awesome in, well you know the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yorkshire Surprise

B3cky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A few

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

I'm planking on Mr Matey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot about naughtiest angel last night lol so adding her to my list for sure and a few other couples I love the look of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

I'm planking on Mr Matey"

Ahhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm better off not dreaming and live in the real world for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kitten knows I fancy her, but for someone I rarely mention, oooh Mrs Sexual Desires, her face, figure and boobs are all simply amazingly hot x

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Distance can be a problem sometimes

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

You will be lonely if you go to Kent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naughty Pirate for sure - wondering if he is a Janner?

Yorkshire born Yorkshire bred.

Strong in the arms and awesome in, well you know the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

I'm planking on Mr Matey"

Impressive planking...!!

did Mr M enjoy the experience too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a good few

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

God missy... I know you said organising travel wasnt a strong point... but don't go to Kent!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh... Dream fucks?? Surely that's what celebs are for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if I'm on someone's to do list

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

I'm planking on Mr Matey

Impressive planking...!!

did Mr M enjoy the experience too?"

He has a cheesy grin

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

I'm planking on Mr Matey

Impressive planking...!!

did Mr M enjoy the experience too?

He has a cheesy grin

Lol great pic Ryan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 are on this post

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"9 are on this post

Bloody floozie Flossy

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

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By *hecat007Woman over a year ago

Round the corner

.. My dream fuck has picked sumone else .. Back up needed !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont bother with "dreams" anymore ...they never come true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hoping I dream of mine tonight. I bet he's an amazing lover

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

peaches in the words of Journey - Don't stop believing

Think flossy needs to name names

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was going to reply in Do you have a 'type'? thread

but its a fantasy fuck, So

Woman age 35 to 45

5 ft 2 to 5 ft 6

32D to 34DD

Size 8 to 10

Well I fit that!!! 5'3...and....size. ..um....6 actually! Well sometimes 8..depends!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

member no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Wow! Great!!!! Love that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont bother with "dreams" anymore ...they never come true

I dreamt of doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

You will be lonely if you go to Kent

Fook blond moment! I'm not going to Kent, I do know where I am going...Honest! Still looking for toned hunky single males, so get your names down! This bird aint travelling that distance with nothing to look forward to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are 2 on here, and one not on here but who probably will put in an appearance.

Yours cryptically

Mrs E.T.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a number on my list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kitten knows I fancy her, but for someone I rarely mention, oooh Mrs Sexual Desires, her face, figure and boobs are all simply amazingly hot x"

I AM going to have you one day!!!!!!!! Bloody distance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont bother with "dreams" anymore ...they never come true

I dreamt of doughnuts

That can be dangerous...you may end up stuffing ya mouth with summat inedible

...unless you add cream

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I dont bother with "dreams" anymore ...they never come true

I dreamt of doughnuts

Oi get out of my bloody gallery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

Please don't go to Kent in June... You'll be all on your lonesome! Try Bedford instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meh... Dream fucks?? Surely that's what celebs are for. "

Nah, what's interesting about celebs? photoshopped, two-dimensional and often anodyne.

Only ever been one celeb I fancy and I have for 20 years, see guys in real life all the time I think are hot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are 2 on here, and one not on here but who probably will put in an appearance.

Yours cryptically

Mrs E.T."

very cryptic indeed!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

If I hadn't met you already, I'd be scared reading this!! Good job I know exactly what I'm letting myself in for! Do you though?!? Hehe! Last week was just an appetiser of what's to come! Can't wait to really get you going!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Myself

Easily fulfilled that one, go have a wank. Maybe a dead-hand gang one like in the Inbetweeners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"9 are on this post

Bloody floozie Flossy

surrup grandad

No names most know who they are and I value discretion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chelesterfem but she don't with men. Seems the best of them keep it to them selves. Lucky ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

It's an open social and you put your own name down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

~curls up on a bench in the corner and watches all the eye candy parade through~

mmmmmm yum is all i can say to some of the posters and names posted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just seen a couple of them in this thread, best keep me gob shut

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've seen 3

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

Its not in Kent, its in Bedfordshire, and you can add your name to the list any time you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bummed out in the last one. I'm not playing anymore. Who's got my ball? I'm taking it home

What are you doing in your avatar Ryan??

Here's your ball back

now stop sulking

hes doin ryan type press ups on little miss invisible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

Spare towel, arm bands and flippers already packed hun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few here and there who we wouldn't mind having a go on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

Its not in Kent, its in Bedfordshire, and you can add your name to the list any time you want

Thankyou! But who , what? Where is the guest list?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

Its not in Kent, its in Bedfordshire, and you can add your name to the list any time you want

Thankyou! But who , what? Where is the guest list?

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/events/255166

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

Spare towel, arm bands and flippers already packed hun x"

Just the one spare towel?! You know I'm gonna have you squirting in every room! I'm not telling you what I've packed already, you might not turn up for our meet!!! Hehe! Lets just say...it's gonna be a night you'll remember for a long time, I'm sure...new experiences and new heights of pleasure! Fuck me I'm horny!!

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By *amBam minus Pebbles21p3Man over a year ago

Hampton Court/Belfast

"There's a few here and there who we wouldn't mind having a go on. "

Nice profile you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

would I do that?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a few here and there who we wouldn't mind having a go on.

Nice profile you two

x "

Thank you.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there is a couple i'm chatting to now, the lady is my dream fuck kinky couple from chester, hopefully meet them soon way things are going for regular sessions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CTRL+F "Lib".

*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are 2 on here, and one not on here but who probably will put in an appearance.

Yours cryptically

Mrs E.T.

very cryptic indeed!!"

Yes it was cryptic but I was right.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

Oh yes, there are 3

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

You have an amazing body and please don't ever doubt that

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

Please don't go to Kent in June... You'll be all on your lonesome! Try Bedford instead

I've rectified my blond moment post lol

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

You have an amazing body and please don't ever doubt that

Thanks! It wasn't a pity me post, I was just having a laugh at my own fat arse!!!! Haha!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh yes, there are 3

Wow you are getting into the swing of things lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!"

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've only got 3. One is just so hot I'm not even going to message as I'm way too shy and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't float his boat anyway so I will just perv his profile in stealth mode! The other 2 I messaged but got nothing back so I guess I wasn't on their list, boo hoo lol

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

"Oh yes, there are 3

Wow you are getting into the swing of things lol x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

Spare towel, arm bands and flippers already packed hun x

I fully intend to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to need more lead in me pencil if my list gets any longer

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Okay I wasn't expecting that, just a thanks would've done! Now you're making me blush

and making me want to put you on my list!! Hehe! A straight woman to bend the right way on my list, blimey!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've just arranged meets with two on my list

Do they know what they've let themselves in for?.....

sush -don't tell them lol

Spare towel, arm bands and flippers already packed hun x

I fully intend to!

You won't have a choice but to! If you've read the last message I sent you, you'll know you won't have a choice to do much but just let me take over that absolutely gorgeous womanly body of yours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Okay I wasn't expecting that, just a thanks would've done! Now you're making me blush

and making me want to put you on my list!! Hehe! A straight woman to bend the right way on my list, blimey!!

Haha, im enjoying what's left of my weekend flirting outrageously. Sorry didn't mean to make you blush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most of mine are way out due to distance

But I will be in Kent in June for Sex on the beech and hotties social, so hopefully will get to meet some....if your not going, get your name down please

I live in Kent but never heard of this! Oh! Guess that means I am not on the guest list!!!!

Its not in Kent, its in Bedfordshire, and you can add your name to the list any time you want

Thankyou! But who , what? Where is the guest list?

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/events/255166"

Thankyou...and much as I would love to go...a bit shy going alone! Far from home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any holes a goal

wait...was I not supposed to say that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Could I be the meat in this sandwich pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Could I be the meat in this sandwich pretty please?"

Would you mind terribly being Quorn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also... "

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, after a few conversations recently. I have a couple of individuals off here on my hotlist now. All i need to do now is wait for the 'no single guys' preference to change.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also... "

Not tofu??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CTRL+F "Lib".

*sigh*

Don't be sad. You know of at least one person that fancies you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CTRL+F "Lib".

*sigh*

Don't be sad. You know of at least one person that fancies you

he's just playing for sympathy. Little violin time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan... of course

Glasgowguy7 (omg....sooooo hot)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got a few I'd like to have a play with.

A lot more I'd just like a crazy night out with, as I'm not there type sexually, but think they are great anyway.

And a lot more who I just think the ruddy world of.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Okay I wasn't expecting that, just a thanks would've done! Now you're making me blush

and making me want to put you on my list!! Hehe! A straight woman to bend the right way on my list, blimey!!

Haha, im enjoying what's left of my weekend flirting outrageously. Sorry didn't mean to make you blush!

No problem at all, you flirt away, I like a bit of flirting before a potential meet!!! Hehe!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Quite a few that are either too far or have it clear on their profiles that they don't like size 14 or above...(waddling away from the forum with a pie in my hand dragging my lardass with me!)

Your body is smokin' ma'am. Im a pretty straight female and I would!

Haha! Why thank you very much! I like straight women with tattoos!

hehe!

Oh you can turn me......you're so feminine, fabulously sexy.

Could I be the meat in this sandwich pretty please?"

I'm partial to a bit of meat in my sandwich from time to time!! So yeah why not!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan... of course

Glasgowguy7 (omg....sooooo hot)

Yay I've been picked

*excited dance*

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy."

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

I thought I was greedy!!! Haha! You're in double figures!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Well, after a few conversations recently. I have a couple of individuals off here on my hotlist now. All i need to do now is wait for the 'no single guys' preference to change.

April the 1st and the preference will change!

we're now forecasted the heaviest showers in ten years! Hehe!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

Leave some for the rest of us

lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

there are at least four on this thread ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having just looked through her photos, my vote is Missbehavingxx xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

there are at least four on this thread ..

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've got a few I'd like to have a play with.

A lot more I'd just like a crazy night out with, as I'm not there type sexually, but think they are great anyway.

And a lot more who I just think the ruddy world of.

You're on my list! It's fine if you think eeewww at me, I'm thick skinned and can take rejection although I don't want to fuck you, I'd quite like to go on a hunt for a bi couple with you, I'll have the woman and you can have the man, each giving us head while we lay on the grass amongst the daisies and you just talk! I think you're absolutely fucking fantastic! Every post I read of yours makes me laugh and think you're incredibly intelligent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CTRL+F "Lib".

*sigh*

Don't be sad. You know of at least one person that fancies you

More than one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!"

We can tag-team the Libertine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a few I'd like to have a play with.

A lot more I'd just like a crazy night out with, as I'm not there type sexually, but think they are great anyway.

And a lot more who I just think the ruddy world of.

We should play syndicate wars

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i just wish blackburn was a bit closer to gravesend

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've got a few I'd like to have a play with.

A lot more I'd just like a crazy night out with, as I'm not there type sexually, but think they are great anyway.

And a lot more who I just think the ruddy world of.

That's a lovely thing to say! Obviously the chap in the couple we pull would want to swap places, just so that when I've got a mouthful of cock he doesn't have to listen to the sound of my voice....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a good few

As have I. On this thread alone....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still not telling.

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By *STAXxMan over a year ago

Nottingham

only ever done local searches as i know i'd end up finding my dream girl in Timbuktu or something and i'd be gutted lol

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've got a few I'd like to have a play with.

A lot more I'd just like a crazy night out with, as I'm not there type sexually, but think they are great anyway.

And a lot more who I just think the ruddy world of.

That's a lovely thing to say! Obviously the chap in the couple we pull would want to swap places, just so that when I've got a mouthful of cock he doesn't have to listen to the sound of my voice....

I surprised myself, complimenting someone I'm not wanting to fuck! Hahaha! I have butt plugs I could let him borrow so you wouldn't have to trade places and could waffle to your hearts content!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Ear plugs not butt plugs!!! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ear plugs not butt plugs!!! Oops!

bet ur glad that wasnt a text to ur parents!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!

We can tag-team the Libertine

Good idea! Although I just want him to dress up in an inflatable sausage outfit (obviously a quorn one!) just so I can push him over and piss myself laughing at his attempts to get back on his feet!!! Hahaha! Evil but oh so funny! Sumo suits are great for that but I'm thinking a sausage fits in this case!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Ear plugs not butt plugs!!! Oops!

bet ur glad that wasnt a text to ur parents!"

Haha! I often text my mum saying I've got a dickhead instead of a headache so don't think she'd be too shocked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!

We can tag-team the Libertine

Well once he's down I might as well cover him his lovely skin in rapeseed oil and hop on!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"i just wish blackburn was a bit closer to gravesend"

Ooohhh someone from Blackburn is on your list!! Wish I could say the same, the hotties are all bloody straight round here!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!

We can tag-team the Libertine

Well once he's down I might as well cover him his lovely skin in rapeseed oil and hop on!"

I had to read that twice! My perverted mind looked at it in this order...hop on, lovely skin and then missed out seed and oil!!!! Might get reported if I use a certain word but you catch my drift!!! Hehe!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got a couple of guys on my watch list in case they lose their facial fur.

I'm intending to visit other areas of the country in order to meet a few more.

The "dream" ones are more the ones who aren't interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's lots of eye candy. All at opposite end of the country to me.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There's lots of eye candy. All at opposite end of the country to me.

When I lived in Hampshire, everyone I fancied was hundreds of miles away. Now I live in Norfolk, everyone I fancy is still hundreds of miles away, including a few in, or near to, Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's cool, I come as a veggie option also...

Haha, I do love meat actually.

But that Linda McCartney did invent a great sausage, what a fine legacy.

Does he come as a cucumber with a hint of cheese though?!? That is the question!! Or even more impressive, he could dress up as a sausage! Why the hell not!

We can tag-team the Libertine

Well once he's down I might as well cover him his lovely skin in rapeseed oil and hop on!

Lol, I chose the words quite deliberately.

Either way, he makes a juicy sausage worth pricking pmsl.

Now im just being crass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww, I was hoping to do the pricking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's lots of eye candy. All at opposite end of the country to me.

When I lived in Hampshire, everyone I fancied was hundreds of miles away. Now I live in Norfolk, everyone I fancy is still hundreds of miles away, including a few in, or near to, Hampshire

Sounding a lot like sod's law!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a couple of people. But wrong end of country and they wouldn't anyway, so fantasy is where it stays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awww, I was hoping to do the pricking! "

Ok then as you said it in that slightly whiny way I find so irresistibly sexy, pork away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, after a few conversations recently. I have a couple of individuals off here on my hotlist now. All i need to do now is wait for the 'no single guys' preference to change.

April the 1st and the preference will change!

we're now forecasted the heaviest showers in ten years! Hehe! "

I will be in touch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a few in my area that I really want to, unfortunately I have not looked much further and guessing I am missing out! If there is any that bit further but can accommodate then send me a message, I will come to you! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a couple of people. But wrong end of country and they wouldn't anyway, so fantasy is where it stays "

There are some local to me that I'd like to play with, and a few others further afield. But alas it's not to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are one or two yes

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My hot list is my fantasy list, I m very discrete,

those on it shall remain oblivious unless I want restraining orders for perving their pictures and profiles too often

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

icklemoo lizibabesx kmpxx just sooo hot!!!!

there are too many sexy gurls n guys here x

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By *obbobeanMan over a year ago

dagenham

Duecore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None at the moment!!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A new lady from this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few on my hotlist... But I is too shy to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are one or two yes

;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The list consists of 5 - they are all out of my league (big awwwww). A guy can dream right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It'd be nice to know if I made a list or two...

One of mine is chaotic temptation.. Easy to make that admission, she's far too yummy for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh oh well after reading the thread there are nine hotties that I would like to get my hands on mmmm maybe at the same time too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the recent posters have another one amongst them!

That smile just says naughty and delicious...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are one or two yes

;)"

lol what you winking at sailor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have our eyes on a few people.

So many hotties & not enough time

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By *ornieandhotCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh there's one or two or maybe even ten I wouldn't mind hehe

D x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

Leave some for the rest of us

lol"

oh dear mine has gone up over night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am missing out big time, a need to move south

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Added another from Worksop

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

Leave some for the rest of us

lol

oh dear mine has gone up over night

Calm down woman

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am missing out big time, a need to move south

Please come to the midlands so I can stroke your bottom.

Mrs D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"9 are on this post

3 in the thread for me...

Make that 4 now

Ha mine is up to 11

Leave some for the rest of us

lol

oh dear mine has gone up over night

Calm down woman

lol

I am calm, can't think what you mean MissB

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