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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
As a complimentary product, available in addition to forum insurance, I shall be offering FORUM ENDURANCE.
This essential product will assist you in times when forum insurance should have been considered by others (whether it was or not).
If something is really getting your goat and your tether is wearing thin, we will supply earplugs, a black out blindfold and cooling, calming pulse point gel. We'll also send a trained professional to shout "la la la I'm not listening" at the screen until your ENDURANCE pack has brought you back to a state of centred calm.
Naturally, I personally won't be using this product because I like being a stubborn, grouchy, cantankerous biatch.   |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"where do i sign up?"
Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too.
So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"where do i sign up?
Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too.
So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
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perhaps you could ask Tina to print the form off along with her insurance ones as a social one off thing. my ability to stifle myself with a particular thread is wearing thin. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"where do i sign up?
Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too.
So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
perhaps you could ask Tina to print the form off along with her insurance ones as a social one off thing. my ability to stifle myself with a particular thread is wearing thin. "
I'll see if we can do a deal for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to police this one myself. Fab has a log out facility "
it also has several fora to post in and read, which is where I've been for the evening. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?"
Our service extends only to the fora at present.
Additional products may be added to our range in the future.
Thank you for your interest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?
You have to ask the obvious? lol"
Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?"
Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?
You have to ask the obvious? lol
Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people."
What's provoking people? |
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"Are we talking about on the forum or in day to day life?
You have to ask the obvious? lol
Well I've had a beer or two and I thought I'd ask the question since if it's forum based, it's gonna get closed pretty quickly as it's provoking people.
What's provoking people?"
Not sure but we could offer an educated guest.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?
Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head."
well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?
Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head.
well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!! "
Certainly, I'll transfer you.
*cue dreadful hold music* |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I would definitely be interested in this service, as we all know.........there are definitely times  "
Marvellous. Would you like me to send you the introductory pack and application form? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would definitely be interested in this service, as we all know.........there are definitely times
Marvellous. Would you like me to send you the introductory pack and application form? "
Oh please...now where did I put my glasses....tum to tum......ah found them, silly me on my head all the time |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?
Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head.
well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!
Certainly, I'll transfer you.
*cue dreadful hold music*"
*still on dreadful hold music* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May I offer the services of my gentleman's gentleman, for delivery purposes...??
I have one who requires Light Duties following a mission to deliver tea "oop north" |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
I'm getting annoyed by my ex's solicitor. Cheeky b@st@rd had the nerve to barge past me in court in front of everyone without a single 'excuse me' or 'may i get past' 
Though it was amusing to see him turn and walk away very quickly in the opposite direction when he saw me outside the courts.
#FknTwat |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm getting annoyed by my ex's solicitor. Cheeky b@st@rd had the nerve to barge past me in court in front of everyone without a single 'excuse me' or 'may i get past'
Though it was amusing to see him turn and walk away very quickly in the opposite direction when he saw me outside the courts.
#FknTwat"
It might not be a good idea to send someone to shout "la la la I'm not listening" in court |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can i throw in my socks as a free gift too? You know those erotic wiggles can cheer anybody up lol
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You want to throw socks at already irritated people? You, sir, are a braver person than I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a complimentary product, available in addition to forum insurance, I shall be offering FORUM ENDURANCE.
This essential product will assist you in times when forum insurance should have been considered by others (whether it was or not).
If something is really getting your goat and your tether is wearing thin, we will supply earplugs, a black out blindfold and cooling, calming pulse point gel. We'll also send a trained professional to shout "la la la I'm not listening" at the screen until your ENDURANCE pack has brought you back to a state of centred calm.
Naturally, I personally won't be using this product because I like being a stubborn, grouchy, cantankerous biatch. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"where do i sign up?
Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too.
So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
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Did you get insurance from Tina for this sort of thing happening? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"where do i sign up?
Right here. Except I accidentally left the forms by an open window and they are now blowing across the local playing field, the pub beer garden and Mrs. Glopping -you know, her at number 12 - 's herb garden. There may be a few floating in what passes as the duck pond too.
So, right here, once I'm done chasing the forms across the cricket square and round the playground.
Did you get insurance from Tina for this sort of thing happening? "
Insurance? Insurance? I don't need no darned insurance!
(This may not be true)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just blocked the OP cos she's talking shit
I've been here how long now? And you've only just realised that?! "
I always wanted to say it but feared the backlash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i throw in my socks as a free gift too? You know those erotic wiggles can cheer anybody up lol
You want to throw socks at already irritated people? You, sir, are a braver person than I "
I'm hardcore.
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I just blocked the OP cos she's talking shit
I've been here how long now? And you've only just realised that?!
I always wanted to say it but feared the backlash "
Understandable. The fora can be wild and dangerous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it cover the times when the grammar police make a raid? If so I'm in.
If it stresses you out or winds you up on the forum, we're here for you "
You are gonna be so busy today!! Hope you have extra stock in. Need to rename it Silly Sunday lol |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is there a discount if I am annoying myself?
Unfortunately not. In fact, there is a surcharge payable as in these situations we advise dispensing with the earplugs and we send an extra loud la-la-laer to drown out any voices in your head.
well I am so very very sorry but your answer has now annoyed me and is not acceptable. I wish to speak to your supervisor please!!
Certainly, I'll transfer you.
*cue dreadful hold music*
*still on dreadful hold music*"
Click
*call disconnected* |
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