Jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1) Barnsley man goes to the vet : Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?" Vet: "Is it a tom?" Man: "Nor, it's in t'basket"

2) Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes to t'chemist... Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?" Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget comic relief this year. Just £5 can help a disabled African to learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend !