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Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
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over a year ago
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"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?"
Not yet , but tonight's the night for something new  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?"
Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Shagging the entire cast of a Snow White pantomime (yes, including the dwarfs) in front of the cast of Coronation Street, while eating Swiss Cheese? I'm sure someone will have tried that at least once. |
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"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?
Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean. "
Are you too shy to say fanny ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?
Almost. I had 20 under forties but it transpired the other 20 had lied about their ages and were considerably older. The bin lids were ruined and didn't fit onto the bins after but my funny was squeaky clean.
Are you too shy to say fanny ?"
No but it seems my tablet is too shy to say c unny (I had to follow it then).
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"Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?"
Bloody 'ell Granny, in my fantasy they're 40 horny sqaws dancing like Geronimo  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?"
Oh Granny... Per-lease... I did that one Years ago...!!! 
Trouble is:
1) I'm banned from my local petrol station...
2) The brushes turned me fanwah inside out and now I stand up to pee... |
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"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
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weirdo |
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"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
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That made me laugh.
Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
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I read it as goats |
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"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
That made me laugh.
Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?"
It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is |
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"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
That made me laugh.
Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?
It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is "
Oops. She said holes plural. Figured she also meant her bumhole.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm going to see how many stones I can shove into my goals as I sit on the beach. It's the stealthy way of doing it that's the turn on. If I have an orgasm I'll bite down on a stone so that I don't disturb the families next to me.
That made me laugh.
Won't they notice the big hole devoid of stones when you stagger away rattling?
It's a bit indiscreet for you to tell the forum how huge her fagina is
Oops. She said holes plural. Figured she also meant her bumhole. "
Yes, I'm going for a bubble butt look (now that I know what one is). It's tricky finding the last big stone to act as a stopper and people are beginning to look at me funny. |
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"Loads of threads start with a sex act followed with anyone else done this ? anyone else tried this ??? Did anyone else know this ???
1. Yes - for centuries humans did it b4 you.
2. No - you are the only weirdo on the block !
Which answer do they hope for ?
Anyway ....... Your task is to invent a new sex act .... that NO ONE has ever done.... Go!
Mine.
Stomping naked - bin lids on my feet - simultaneously straddling a horizontal car wash brush that spurting hot suds and whipping my fanwah and forty under forty fab males dancing like Haiawatha in a ring and wanking furiously ..
Anyone else tried this ?"
Yeah, regular Saturday night for my missus. |
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