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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Omg so nervous but no idea why..

Im clean and tidy yet i still panic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just wear what you have on in your profile pics. Believe me no one will notice your flat

;-)

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tires are only ever flat at the bottom

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the same, my landlords are ace and a really nice couple but I still worry it's natural as you feel it's you they are inspecting as opposed to the property.

Relax and have a cuppa and if you have one put some fresh ground coffee on to brew the smell is magic walking url a place better than any air freshener, very welcoming, good luck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Im not there.. she is going round now as im at work

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I hated those. A total stranger in my personal space bothered me a lot.

I'd never allow one without being present and even then I hated it.

There was never a problem because I was always clean and tidy. That wasn't the issue. It always felt like an intrusion into my private life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

IDE insist on being there. It's ur space

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im not there.. she is going round now as im at work"

That's not good myself and my landlords always agree a time convenient for us both.

Infact they bend around my commitments.

It is after all your home even if they do own it.

We have a walk about and then sit and have a cuppa and a catch up and that's when we decide on any work needed on the house and they ask if I'm happy and is there anything they can do to improve their service to me.

I may just have very good landlords

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Im not there.. she is going round now as im at work

That's not good myself and my landlords always agree a time convenient for us both.

Infact they bend around my commitments.

It is after all your home even if they do own it.

We have a walk about and then sit and have a cuppa and a catch up and that's when we decide on any work needed on the house and they ask if I'm happy and is there anything they can do to improve their service to me.

I may just have very good landlords "

It sounds like it. I've mostly rented via agencies before and they were out to criticise and not at all interested in anything that needed doing.

On one occasion the agent couldn't find fault with anything. But she'd left the door open and some leaves had blown in so she put that the living room needed vacuuming and the hearth needed sweeping, (both had been clean beforehand)!

They never, not once, wrote anything positive. If they couldn't find fault, the condition was "satisfactory". Never was it noted that I took really good care of the places I rented and they were usually immaculate.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've never left a rented property in worse condition than when I moved in. In fact, I think they were all significantly cleaner.

Certainly I've never left anywhere with grease that could be scraped from the kitchen tiles in great lumps, grease dripping out of an extractor hood filter that was degrading and hanging through the filter holes in strands or hair stuck to the bathroom tiles and clumped in the sink and bath plug holes!

Not that an agent or landlord has ever acknowledged it or, heaven forfend, thanked me.

I hate renting!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

It would freak me out someone nosing round my house while I was out

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By *ouplefunukCouple  over a year ago

North Bristol

The letting agents come & inspect our house whilst we're not here. We both work, it's not like we have much choice. We can't take random time off every 3 months and i'm buggered if we're using our precious holiday time to be in whilst they come round.

Your place doesn't have to be tidy or even clean. As long as it's in the same state when you leave as it was when you moved in, you can pretty much do what you want with it in the meantime and they can't say anything.

Having said that, we always clean & tidy round beforehand (except last week we were in the process of clearing the spare room out & building furniture so was a bit of a mess & I emailed them to apologise)

*Her*

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Feck you think thats bad, I own my own house and I brick it when my mum visits, now thats an inspection,

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Feck you think thats bad, I own my own house and I brick it when my mum visits, now thats an inspection, "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feck you think thats bad, I own my own house and I brick it when my mum visits, now thats an inspection, "

That's worse than any landlord

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a Landlord the main concern is that Tenants are not using the property for growing cannabis. Other concerns are damaging the property through breaking things & excessively soiling the carpet because that will cost money when the Tenant moves out.

As for keeping the place immaculate, if a letting agent complains it isn't, tell them where to go! Tenants are entitled to live as they please so long as it doesn't damage property or upset neighbours.

The vast majority of Agents are useless & I wouldn't use them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge.

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By *ose TattooWoman  over a year ago

Preston


"I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge. "

I love the implication that you have many severed heads, indeed a surplus, for you to have a 'spare' one! This made me laugh, thank you x

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By *ose TattooWoman  over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge.

I love the implication that you have many severed heads, indeed a surplus, for you to have a 'spare' one! This made me laugh, thank you x

"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know its not the same exactly, but I've hated it when selling a house and having people around to look. It is uncomfortable even if you know your home is in good condition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd not want them in my flat poking about while I'm not in. They could be looking through anything.

I'd set up a camera to see what they're doing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's probably sniffing ur knickers as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whooop!

You finally moving to London?

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By *leasures4Couple  over a year ago

East midlands

We have an inspection every three months and usually its when we are out at work. The same person inspects every time and is really lovely. He rings me to tell me how nice we keep it.

At first I would go over the top with presentation...it was like a show house. Lol! But now I don't worry as its always clean and tidy.

As long as he doesn't open the cupboards he'll be fine....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well she was supposed to go round at 1030 and not heard anything.. hopefully thats a good sign

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd not want them in my flat poking about while I'm not in. They could be looking through anything.

I'd set up a camera to see what they're doing. "

Nah my landladys ace.. i trust her.. Only had 2 inspections in 3 years so cant complain

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By *exycleanerWoman  over a year ago

pontefract

ive not had one yet so is that good or bad

been here 12 months on the 28th

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge. "

Spare Tina? SPARE!!!????

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge.

Spare Tina? SPARE!!!????"

Well, I've found it best to keep one for emergencies. You never know when it will come in useful and it's a real bind if you get caught short.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think it's really ironic that the bustiest girl on here has got a thread titled flat inspection

I'd also be tempted to leave a spare severed head in the fridge.

Spare Tina? SPARE!!!????

Well, I've found it best to keep one for emergencies. You never know when it will come in useful and it's a real bind if you get caught short. "

Depends what head Tina is on about? I'm going on my best behaviour around Tina Turner lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Spare Tina? SPARE!!!????"

Ooooo I don't think she could be possibly spare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well she was supposed to go round at 1030 and not heard anything.. hopefully thats a good sign"

She's called in the locksmiths

Hope you've a half brick to break in through the back door

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My first house inspection is next month...the house is a lot better and cleaner than when we moved in....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what about if the letting agents / landlord gives you some BS about 'health and safety' (as in if things aren't tidy enough to their liking)?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel like this when the ex mother in law comes over

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As a Landlord the main concern is that Tenants are not using the property for growing cannabis. Other concerns are damaging the property through breaking things & excessively soiling the carpet because that will cost money when the Tenant moves out.

As for keeping the place immaculate, if a letting agent complains it isn't, tell them where to go! Tenants are entitled to live as they please so long as it doesn't damage property or upset neighbours.

The vast majority of Agents are useless & I wouldn't use them."

Squirters on the carpets?

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