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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
A blind man walks into a pub, sits at the bar and strikes up a conversation with the barmaid.
"Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?" he asks.
The barmaid pulls him close. "I think I should tell you that I'm a blonde. So is the security girl on the door.
There's another blonde over there with a black belt in karate, and the blonde with her is a professional boxer.
And that blonde in the corner is out of gaol on parole for assaulting her husband, so . . .
do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters:
"Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times." |
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