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over a year ago
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The statement " you have a lovely fat arse" has one too many words in it, I will let you work out which one is the unnecessary and insulting one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?"
Round, curvaceous, voluptuous |
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over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?"
Place your hands on it,pull the lady in tight to you and try the words......god I love your arse.....she will probably get the idea  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?"
Could they not merely convey that they like her bottom?
Sometimes less is more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Compliment, possibly on my own here but when I ask "does my bum look big in this?" I actually want the answer to be yes 
Love my big fat arse
But then I have no hangs ups about the word fat either  |
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I get this said to me at clubs sometimes - I take it that they mean it in a complimentary way and thank them. After all, they're describing my arse as it is (fat) and saying that they like it that way - just because I'd prefer a smaller one doesn't come into it, really |
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?
Place your hands on it,pull the lady in tight to you and try the words......god I love your arse.....she will probably get the idea "
*faps* |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?
Place your hands on it,pull the lady in tight to you and try the words......god I love your arse.....she will probably get the idea
*faps*"
You'll go blind...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok bit of a mixture in answers then so would pleasantly plump be ok
Pleasingly plump would be rather cute...
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Ye I think I will go with that I don't think I will offend someone with a fat arse if I say that  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?"
You'll have to ask Sir Mixalot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get this said to me at clubs sometimes - I take it that they mean it in a complimentary way and thank them. After all, they're describing my arse as it is (fat) and saying that they like it that way - just because I'd prefer a smaller one doesn't come into it, really "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a fat arse, I can't get my husband to say it lol.
Don't mind having a fat arse, wouldn't want a flat one. (no, not a personal assault on anyone that does) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?"
Just hearing the words 'you have a lovely big butt, perfect for spanking' would make me melt  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a fat arse, I can't get my husband to say it lol.
Don't mind having a fat arse, wouldn't want a flat one. (no, not a personal assault on anyone that does)"
Mine's flat but I have what I have. It's not something I can change significantly without surgery.
It might be less flat if I didn't spend so much time sitting on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Size is a side issue, it's the bouncability factor you've got to assess - if its firm enough to bounce coins offa or has that pleasing little jiggle after a spank then it's all good
Personally, if I was daft enough to tell a woman I loved her *fat* arse I'd have made sure I was out of arms reach plus a metre, just in case. Or expect a little snooze followed by a headache and nosebleed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about "Juicy arse"!..."
That would work!!!
But I wouldn't be insulted by someone saying it was fat either I am a big girl with curves, wobbly bits and a fat arse!! |
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over a year ago
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"If I said to a lady you have a lovely fat arse would you take it as a compliment or insult ???? "
I've lost count of how many messages I've gotten from men, women saying this as a compliment. I've also been told this several times at the club, and for some reason this is the only time the word fat being use hasn't offended me lol must be the Lovely added in front of it |
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Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn... |
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?
You'll have to ask Sir Mixalot. "
Innit blud |
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?
Just hearing the words 'you have a lovely big butt, perfect for spanking' would make me melt "
Hello. You have a lovely big butt, perfect for spanking. |
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn... "
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn...
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much""
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn...
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much""
Aw..that's actually really nice.
It made me giggle when he said it. Bless..he must have been enjoying it, that's all that matters. |
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn...
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much"
Aw..that's actually really nice.
It made me giggle when he said it. Bless..he must have been enjoying it, that's all that matters. "
I think it's seriously horny when a guy is so excited he vocalises what he is enjoying seeing and doing.  |
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn...
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much"
Aw..that's actually really nice.
It made me giggle when he said it. Bless..he must have been enjoying it, that's all that matters.
I think it's seriously horny when a guy is so excited he vocalises what he is enjoying seeing and doing. "
Oh yes...I love it as a rule. Its so horny..
I love a bit of filthy talk during sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I said to a lady you have a lovely fat arse would you take it as a compliment or insult ???? "
You'd be telling me so something I already know lol so it wouldn't bother me. |
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"I get this said to me at clubs sometimes - I take it that they mean it in a complimentary way and thank them. After all, they're describing my arse as it is (fat) and saying that they like it that way - just because I'd prefer a smaller one doesn't come into it, really "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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compliment
some guys actually do like fat women so for a guy to say you have a lovely fat arse i'd assume he was one of these guys and it couldn't be taken as anything other than a compliment if they said it was lovely
anyone who would take it as a insult I'd say that's more down to their own insecurities about their weight, not everyone see's fat in a negative way
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I said to a lady you have a lovely fat arse would you take it as a compliment or insult ???? I would probably slap you lol."
Bloody hell that's not the response I was after lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last person that said that to me is going to get suffocated by it when I next see him
Can't you do that to me as well pleasssssse lol x "
Be careful what you wish for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The last person that said that to me is going to get suffocated by it when I next see him
Can't you do that to me as well pleasssssse lol x
Be careful what you wish for "
Just so you know I have just been to the wishing well and spent 45 pound lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Compliment ..it IS fat..mine has its own postcode. If you just said i have a fat arse.. itd be a statement not an insult. Horrible fat arse is an insult. Lovely fat arse is a compliment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Compliment, possibly on my own here but when I ask "does my bum look big in this?" I actually want the answer to be yes
Love my big fat arse
But then I have no hangs ups about the word fat either "
Good for you hun a real women should be proud of her arse Personally I perfer a women with a big round bubble butt, skinny arse women no chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ah the good old "f" word. Remember when it was "fuck" you were afraid to say out loud?? These days those wallowing in ignorance still see "fat" as the ultimate insult and put down. But luckily the enlightened among us see that a fat arse can indeed be lovely.....simply because it IS fat. My own is huge and amongst many other adjectives...yes, could be called fat. I careth not one joteth. I have my admirers and my detractors. So, those who want to throw the "f" word my way are welcome to....its the "lovely" that is more important. Chacun a son gout....(dodgy French) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I should point out though its a rather crude compliment so if a stranger on the street said it out of the blue I would be offended that they thought it would be ok to tell me that without even knowing me. I am lady in public  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the phrase Onion Butt x
an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby (boner) x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"compliment
some guys actually do like fat women so for a guy to say you have a lovely fat arse i'd assume he was one of these guys and it couldn't be taken as anything other than a compliment if they said it was lovely
anyone who would take it as a insult I'd say that's more down to their own insecurities about their weight, not everyone see's fat in a negative way
hell yeah and I havent had the pleasure of smacking yours in toooo long
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"Due to "lovely" being mentioned its obviously a complement so I wouldn't take offence.
I was once in a spit roast and the guy who was taking me from behind said "wow..you've got such a lovely porn arse" I nearly choked on my fella! My arse is far from being that and is what I definitely call fat. Unless he meant bbw porn...
lol. He was clearly in the moment, that comment would have driven me wild.
My OH says some women look really great on all fours and it's not a size thing, purely the shape of the body. He always says 'if you could see it from where I see it youd know why I love doggy so much""
I am with you on this one, followed by me insisting that my fb spank me more! |
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"If I said to a lady you have a lovely fat arse would you take it as a compliment or insult ???? "
I think most women would take it as insulting, but I (Rick) do understand where you are coming from. Most women naturally have plumper bottoms than men of similar size. Nothing wrong with that. They have hips for child bearing. I find a proportionally plump bottom extremely sexy. Its the "fat" word that I think would come across as insulting, and even if you told a lady that she had a sexy large bottom, it would probably still not be received too well. But if you told a partner that you like her sexy large boobs, I think that would somehow be accepted ? |
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"I can see that the OP's compliment could offend what with using the F word. But out of curiosity is there any way a man can convey that they like a lady's bottom because it is big?
Just hearing the words 'you have a lovely big butt, perfect for spanking' would make me melt
Hello. You have a lovely big butt, perfect for spanking."
Hi, thank you, I know |
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"If I said to a lady you have a lovely fat arse would you take it as a compliment or insult ???? "
personally I wouldn't be upset but its tempting to reply with "your going to have a lovely fat lip " just for comedy effect |
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