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Ground control to..........

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning all, just to make my fellow forumites aware that I've been promoted to Major T0m, formerly known as pr1vateboy, felt it was time to upgrade to a more mature status.

Enjoy your day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Congratulations on your promotion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And next year General Lee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks Frill Cupcake I'm going for Field Marshall next year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget about your protein pills and helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't you mean Cyanide, in case of emergencies! Terrible meets etc?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can you stand to attention for hours on end?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you aiming for Master of the Universe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and by the power of Greyskull!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Congrats on your upgrade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ashes to ash and funk to funky

We know Major Tom's a junkie

Strung out in heaven's high

Hitting an all-time low

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you aiming for Master of the Universe? "

That might be a little too high, so how's about Lord of the (fab) Jungle? Ah ahhhhhhh ah, as he swings from the chandelier showing off his talents to a bemused Jane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you aiming for Master of the Universe?

That might be a little too high, so how's about Lord of the (fab) Jungle? Ah ahhhhhhh ah, as he swings from the chandelier showing off his talents to a bemused Jane

nothing wrong with a bit of ambition. Besides, I like the outfit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wanted to be Tarzan....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww that this was gonna be some BJJ related topic!

Congratulation though!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hmm, I can feel an airing of Ziggy Stardust coming on........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I can feel an airing of Ziggy Stardust coming on........

don't forget the Spiders from Mars..

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hmm, I can feel an airing of Ziggy Stardust coming on........

don't forget the Spiders from Mars.."

All the nightmares came today, looks as though they're here to stay......working my way through!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I can feel an airing of Ziggy Stardust coming on........

don't forget the Spiders from Mars..

All the nightmares came today, looks as though they're here to stay......working my way through!"

I prefer 5 Years...

My brain hurt like a warehouse

it had no room to spare

I had to cram so many things

to store everything in there

And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people

And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people

I never thought I'd need so many people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done n your promotion. Have to say looking at your profile pics (purely for research purposes) it suits you better. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Inspirations have I none, just to touch the flaming dove

All I have is my love of love, and love is not loving...

Hehe...deja vu!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years"

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Aaaaah, 'Let all the children boogeh' - nothing more to say, perfection!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

Are you bonkers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you bonkers?"

As much as any Fab member is

, but your point is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

Loin cloth will be drapped over little Tarzan

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Are you bonkers?"

Dizzee Rascal is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

Loin cloth will be drapped over little Tarzan

Tarzan isn't well endowed, oh pity

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

"Are you bonkers?

As much as any Fab member is

, but your point is?"

Are you bonkers? Is that hard to grasp?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

Loin cloth will be drapped over little Tarzan

Tarzan isn't well endowed, oh pity

Lucky I'm not Tarzan then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

Loin cloth will be drapped over little Tarzan

Tarzan isn't well endowed, oh pity

Lucky I'm not Tarzan then

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

aaaahhh wham bam thankyou mam

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thanks for the announcement. It will save me days of welcoming you to the forum and showing you the various rooms. It also means I don't need to do the dusting or hide the mad people.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thanks for the announcement. It will save me days of welcoming you to the forum and showing you the various rooms. It also means I don't need to do the dusting or hide the mad people.

So that's why you shepherd me off to look at the garden at times!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ashes to ash and funk to funky

We know Major Tom's a junkie

Strung out in heaven's high

Hitting an all-time low"

Looking for a drive in Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all, just to make my fellow forumites aware that I've been promoted to Major T0m, formerly known as pr1vateboy, felt it was time to upgrade to a more mature status.

Enjoy your day!

Shame you moved into officer class, you missed out on being Corporal Punishment. Still, one day perhaps you'll make it to Colonel Mustard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all, just to make my fellow forumites aware that I've been promoted to Major T0m, formerly known as pr1vateboy, felt it was time to upgrade to a more mature status.

Enjoy your day!

Shame you moved into officer class, you missed out on being Corporal Punishment. Still, one day perhaps you'll make it to Colonel Mustard.

Can you hear me, Major T0m?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks for the announcement. It will save me days of welcoming you to the forum and showing you the various rooms. It also means I don't need to do the dusting or hide the mad people.

So that's why you shepherd me off to look at the garden at times!

It's pretty out there are you need an airing sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wanted to be Tarzan....

which one? We've had a few over the years

Anyone one will do as long I've got my loin cloth on...

Gee thanks for an image of Tarzan with a hard on, and his loin cloth not knowing what part to cover...

Loin cloth will be drapped over little Tarzan

you'll need a big loincloth

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago