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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() why do you need a man | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() Ofcourse you need a man, you're just a woman. All women need a man to knock them into shape & stop them spending all their money on shoes & bingo. This reply brought to you by '17th Century Man Rules' | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() Grass don't cut itself you know ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a woman lol...!! ![]() | |||
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"What happened to the romantic flowers guy?" Oh they never hang around. The guy who came up to me in the shopping mall and asked if he could take me for lunch? He texted later but never heard from him again! The hot guy who I met off a dating site but who was kinky? Yep...I did...we did...it was...nice....for him! Lol...he came twice...me???? Nope! ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Except I am rubbish at anything practical! I can reach the too shelf. ..with a ladder!!!! | |||
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"Men are for pleasure only. Get a ladder and read diy books " Ouch! Harsh! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() *waves* ![]() | |||
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"What happened to the romantic flowers guy? Oh they never hang around. The guy who came up to me in the shopping mall and asked if he could take me for lunch? He texted later but never heard from him again! The hot guy who I met off a dating site but who was kinky? Yep...I did...we did...it was...nice....for him! Lol...he came twice...me???? Nope! ![]() How bloody disappointing ![]() | |||
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"What happened to the romantic flowers guy? Oh they never hang around. The guy who came up to me in the shopping mall and asked if he could take me for lunch? He texted later but never heard from him again! The hot guy who I met off a dating site but who was kinky? Yep...I did...we did...it was...nice....for him! Lol...he came twice...me???? Nope! ![]() Owww gawd you've really got it bad.....bloody men ![]() | |||
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"There are nice guys on here I have no doubt but perhaps do away with the shopping list, would you really notice the difference between 5ft 9 and 5ft 10 for instance......" We ALL have a shopping list! Anyway. ..this is FAB... so fantasy permits us a little artistic design ![]() | |||
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"What happened to the romantic flowers guy? Oh they never hang around. The guy who came up to me in the shopping mall and asked if he could take me for lunch? He texted later but never heard from him again! The hot guy who I met off a dating site but who was kinky? Yep...I did...we did...it was...nice....for him! Lol...he came twice...me???? Nope! ![]() ![]() I know! ![]() | |||
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"I am just having one of those days....just wishing I had someone to come home to at night...not just for sex... (though that would be nice!) but for a kiss and a cuddle. ..x" I love kiss and cuddles ![]() | |||
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"I am just having one of those days....just wishing I had someone to come home to at night...not just for sex... (though that would be nice!) but for a kiss and a cuddle. ..x" agree ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Perhaps we need another Swingermatch thread for you this time ![]() I never was matched! | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() Fair play on saying so out loud n nice words actually tbh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There are nice guys on here I have no doubt but perhaps do away with the shopping list, would you really notice the difference between 5ft 9 and 5ft 10 for instance...... We ALL have a shopping list! Anyway. ..this is FAB... so fantasy permits us a little artistic design ![]() Yep my list consisted of a bottle of Black Sambuca, durex play and a packet of condoms, think I forgot the part where a women or two was required ![]() | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() The end of a knob more likely | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() I think he's a selfish narcissist by the sounds of it. | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() trying finding a good women there hard to find. ![]() | |||
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"I am just having one of those days....just wishing I had someone to come home to at night...not just for sex... (though that would be nice!) but for a kiss and a cuddle. ..x" After sex I always cuddle the girlfriend,, . . . . I find its the fastest way to deflate her,, ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am just having one of those days....just wishing I had someone to come home to at night...not just for sex... (though that would be nice!) but for a kiss and a cuddle. ..x After sex I always cuddle the girlfriend,, . . . . I find its the fastest way to deflate her,, ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol x | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() What else can you say apart sorry? If he's not prepared to take on board what you've said without being defensive then it's pretty hard to be with someone like that x | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() Yeah I know....shame though. ...x | |||
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"Now men r useful for sumthings but the trouble is none of them r mute. The best things on them r their cocks but sum dont know how to use it lol." Honestly what a stupid post x The moment a person generalises such as a few examples above is usually not always , the moment they equal the fool they are trying to ridicule x Some men some women are rubbish , that's it x I'm also in that odd stage where sex is easy but can't find a trustworthy lady who likes to hug , likes mountains some one to make smile this has no bearing on womankind they ain't all whingers or selfish or needy some are amazing just not always life companions well w but nothing so negative as saying women are useless except a hole to fill with cum . ![]() | |||
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"she wants a man? I want a hole! match made in heaven" Um.....not quite! | |||
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"Noooo they mess up the TiVo playlist...and other stuff! " ![]() | |||
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"There are nice guys I am sure...but taken by equally lovely women ! ![]() Or as the saying goes, by gay men. | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure, I can reach the bottle, open your high shelf, fix your cuppa, bring you pictures and hang your car in the morning ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol....but you are the exception to probably every womans rule! ![]() | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ......" Lol...sorry???? I haven't said anything offensive? ?? | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ......" For some, any press is good press. | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ...... For some, any press is good press." Have I missed something here? What have I said so wrong? | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *stops waving* ![]() | |||
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"Well Kitten, Invite me round and ill help you find him. That's how nice I am." Lol...so kind! Lol | |||
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"I am still totally mystified about some posts above! No clue! " Not werth worrying about ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol...yep. I saw you but I thought you were one of those street charity workers trying ti get me to sign up so I ran away! ![]() | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ...... For some, any press is good press. Have I missed something here? What have I said so wrong? " You've said nothing wrong. I just feel uncomfortable when people feel they need to quote conversations they have had when they should probably be best kept private. Just my opinion. | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though " Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() Wow! Has Bingo been around since 17th century? Lol! | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I get muddled sometimes but give good cuddles x | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ...... For some, any press is good press. Have I missed something here? What have I said so wrong? You've said nothing wrong. I just feel uncomfortable when people feel they need to quote conversations they have had when they should probably be best kept private. Just my opinion." Sorry????? This wasn't someone off FAB!!! Totally unconnected! I was just illustrating how rubbish I am at keeping a man...using a recent example! Like lots of people recall stories of things .....????? | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Noooooooo....!!!!! I'm the good cause they collect for... ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We all love a man who gives good cuddles! Why muddled anyway??? | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() Hi, If it's any consolation, we all say something we wish we hadn't at times, The problems start when you don't get an opportunity to put it right, can be so frustrating, oh and also finding a partner is so hard, I am really struggling these days myself, It's a nightmare, good luck hun x | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. " you need a good man that loves kisses and cuddles and Dogs and walkies and is over 5'10. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If I ask what the cause is...am I going to regret it??? Lol | |||
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"So, you don't want to go fruit picking then? Lol ![]() Admit it, you were just after her cherry werent ya? | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ...... For some, any press is good press. Have I missed something here? What have I said so wrong? You've said nothing wrong. I just feel uncomfortable when people feel they need to quote conversations they have had when they should probably be best kept private. Just my opinion. Sorry????? This wasn't someone off FAB!!! Totally unconnected! I was just illustrating how rubbish I am at keeping a man...using a recent example! Like lots of people recall stories of things .....????? " Ok well if you think that will help your cause whatever it may be then fair one. | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Fearlessly finding friends for forlorn Fen Furtlers..." (Fffffffs, for short...) ![]() | |||
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"I really think that some things aren't for public airing. ...... For some, any press is good press. Have I missed something here? What have I said so wrong? You've said nothing wrong. I just feel uncomfortable when people feel they need to quote conversations they have had when they should probably be best kept private. Just my opinion. Sorry????? This wasn't someone off FAB!!! Totally unconnected! I was just illustrating how rubbish I am at keeping a man...using a recent example! Like lots of people recall stories of things .....????? Ok well if you think that will help your cause whatever it may be then fair one. " Of course it wont. But it cheers me up a bit! Thats all! | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. " dogs don't purr and are too needy. Just like men really ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ffs! ![]() | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. dogs don't purr and are too needy. Just like men really ![]() Awwww harsh pretty lady! There are some good guys out there! Ok... I cant get them or keep them! Lol! But they are out there! I have seen them! In magazines! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() The guy is clearly a PRATT and an ASSCLOWN! Arrghhhh! They make me sooooo MAD!I don't know you, but it is clear that you are worth so much more than him. Even on a swingers site it's best to make em wait for sex till you can see what sort of person they really are. Sad but true. Give yourself a hug and make yourself a nice cup of tea ![]() | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. dogs don't purr and are too needy. Just like men really ![]() Oi you - some men are independent. Not me though, I like a woman to take me into her bosom. | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would you not be better off being a "Fen Furtler for fun filled fantasy fulfillment specialist?" | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. dogs don't purr and are too needy. Just like men really ![]() do you purr? Farting doesn't count | |||
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"I am rubbish..... He came twice. ..I didnt cum once. ..although I did enjoy it and was gushing. Unfortunately I light heartedly said where was my orgasm as he had cum twice! OOPS! Wrong thing to say! Him: 'You were gushing! If you cant cum after that I dont know what else I am supposed to do!' Me: ' Oh! Thanks! ' Him: Well...how can you not cum after all that?' Me: 'Odd thing to say!' Him: Gave me a kiss. Went home. Next day: Text from him: I made him feel uncomfortable by what I said. Whoops! I apologise. He is moody. Says he is busy. The end. ![]() ![]() Awww bless you. Thank you. But he isnt a swinger. ...I just met him in vanilla town! Anyway, you are probably right. Dusting myself off and starting again....and again. ...and again. ....and again. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's why I stand in the corner of the Fabs lounge waving at pretty ladies... Til me arm starts to cramp... ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Which arm? ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you sure that waving at pretty ladies is the REAL reason your arm is cramping?????? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I find a cat quite useful for cuddling and talking to when down. And when you're finished you just kick it off the sofa and go to sleep. It usually crawls back after a while though Lol....I prefer dogs. I would LOVE a dog but I only have a flat and at work all day...so it wouldn't be fair. dogs don't purr and are too needy. Just like men really ![]() If you stroke me the right way. ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The one I use for w.... Oops... TMI... ![]() | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() OP is it bin day ??!!!! Yer I feel like that every bin day !!! But its really not that bad !!! ![]() | |||
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"....AND I need someone to reach the high shelf, open the bottle, fix my car, hang my pictures, bring me a cuppa in the morning. .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the other one... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() ![]() Lol...bin day?? It feels this way EVERY day at the moment! !! | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() who wouldn't want Vin..he's extra sexy | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() Maybe, but too butch for my liking. | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() If he was purple with stripes in all colours of the rainbow, I would still lay my body down for Vin! But what do you think the chances are...that he is reading FAB right now????,, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So, you don't want to go fruit picking then? Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol you actually have on your profile that you want vin diesel type guys and you only want white guys. Lol talk about confusing people | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What??? What has this to do with the topic? | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oops sorry you are right, it is off topic. Wont mention again ![]() | |||
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" There is at least some consolation, when you do get a man that meets your criteria at least he'll be brave. " Apparently there's a very thin line between 'bravery' & 'stupidity'. | |||
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" There is at least some consolation, when you do get a man that meets your criteria at least he'll be brave. " Thanks a lot!!! | |||
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" There is at least some consolation, when you do get a man that meets your criteria at least he'll be brave. Apparently there's a very thin line between 'bravery' & 'stupidity'." Charming! !! What did I do to YOU?? | |||
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" There is at least some consolation, when you do get a man that meets your criteria at least he'll be brave. Thanks a lot!!!" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() oh he has puppy dog eyes | |||
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"Really charming comments I am getting here! So a man would have to either be very brave or stupid to meet me??????? " And vin diesel....ish | |||
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"Hold on. I thought everybody was having a laugh here. What have i missed? How comes it's gone all serious? ![]() Cos we've forgotten rule number One.... Don't feed em after midnight... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hold on. I thought everybody was having a laugh here. What have i missed? How comes it's gone all serious? ![]() I was having fun but some people decided to make unprovoked personal remarks. Rather a shame when noone knows me. | |||
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"Really charming comments I am getting here! So a man would have to either be very brave or stupid to meet me??????? And vin diesel....ish " ![]() | |||
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"Really charming comments I am getting here! So a man would have to either be very brave or stupid to meet me??????? And vin diesel....ish ![]() I think your remarks are extremely unkind and uncalled for. I have no idea why you feel the need to be so unpleasant. | |||
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"I think me mentioning fruit picking was a bad idea. It's gone all literal haha ![]() Or lateral. Thinking outside the box. | |||
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"Really charming comments I am getting here! So a man would have to either be very brave or stupid to meet me??????? And vin diesel....ish ![]() Are you talking to me or canis? | |||
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"I think me mentioning fruit picking was a bad idea. It's gone all literal haha ![]() that reminds me. I need a good shoulder workout. Lateral raises all the way! ![]() | |||
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"I am going to sleep now. After being told that a man would have to very brave or very stupid to meet me...by two 'men' on this forum.. who have never met me, know nothing about me and are clearly just unpleasant. ...suddenly I dont feel in a very talkative mood. " Nite night... Xxxxx | |||
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"I am going to sleep now. After being told that a man would have to very brave or very stupid to meet me...by two 'men' on this forum.. who have never met me, know nothing about me and are clearly just unpleasant. ...suddenly I dont feel in a very talkative mood. " At least they didnt say the guys would have to be 'frickin nuts' lol. Joking | |||
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"I am going to sleep now. After being told that a man would have to very brave or very stupid to meet me...by two 'men' on this forum.. who have never met me, know nothing about me and are clearly just unpleasant. ...suddenly I dont feel in a very talkative mood. " Check out: www.baggagereclaim.co.uk Yes its an unlikely sounding name, but its full of sound advice, make you feel more empowered! TC x | |||
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"I am going to sleep now. After being told that a man would have to very brave or very stupid to meet me...by two 'men' on this forum.. who have never met me, know nothing about me and are clearly just unpleasant. ...suddenly I dont feel in a very talkative mood. At least they didnt say the guys would have to be 'frickin nuts' lol. Joking " Please do carry on amusing yourself after making unpleasant personal remarks that arent remotely funny about someone you know nothing about. I am sorry you believe a man is very stupid to meet me. You and I have never conversed before nor likely to again but I am sure the ladies reading your charm tactics will be very impressed to see what a gentleman you are. Goodnight. | |||
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"I am going to sleep now. After being told that a man would have to very brave or very stupid to meet me...by two 'men' on this forum.. who have never met me, know nothing about me and are clearly just unpleasant. ...suddenly I dont feel in a very talkative mood. At least they didnt say the guys would have to be 'frickin nuts' lol. Joking Please do carry on amusing yourself after making unpleasant personal remarks that arent remotely funny about someone you know nothing about. I am sorry you believe a man is very stupid to meet me. You and I have never conversed before nor likely to again but I am sure the ladies reading your charm tactics will be very impressed to see what a gentleman you are. Goodnight. " Lol that wasnt me it was two different guys. Case of mistaken identity here. ![]() | |||
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"Really charming comments I am getting here! So a man would have to either be very brave or stupid to meet me??????? " I must apologise for my comment. It was completely uncalled for. I'm not a nasty person, but in this case I was very stupid. I've apologised to kitten and begged her forgiveness. Please disregard this comment, and forgive me, if you can. Paul ![]() | |||
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" There is at least some consolation, when you do get a man that meets your criteria at least he'll be brave. Apparently there's a very thin line between 'bravery' & 'stupidity'. Charming! !! What did I do to YOU??" I'm really, really sorry. It was extremely stupid of me. I also apologise to all that read it. | |||
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"Your OP and some of the subsequent remarks make you seem needy and desperate. I always think it is the wrong approach to be looking for a life partner in a swingers site but do realise that it does sometimes happen. Your profile on the other hand makes you sound like a confident and assertive woman who knows what she wants and is not afraid to ask for it. You also seem to have a gorgeous body so really should not have to need to put up with moronic idiots who offend you after sex. YOU ARE NOT RUBBISH. " Just to clarify, I am NOT looking for a life partner on a swingers site nor am I needy or desperate, no amount of invitations to that end will persuade me. We are all entitled to occasions when we feel lacking in confidence and my forum post was simply that. Compared to some threads, I thought mine was pretty mild. | |||
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"Tonight on discovery "When threads go bad", join me Roy Mckilroy as we try and understand how sometimes innocent look at me threads turn sour... Even for women! ![]() ![]() As you wish. It wasnt a 'look at me' thread....no more than any other thread is and CONSIDERABLY less than many! Perhaps you would like to put on some boots with a harder toe so you can kick me a bit harder, as it clearly turns you on. | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() You be positive and don't give up xx And 9 times out of 10 men come when your not looking for them . Its a very BIG world out there and he is out there you see . xxx | |||
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"Sulk! !!! Why is it soooo difficult? ??? Boo hoo.... ![]() Thankyou for a little kindness. X. | |||
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"Forums are for sharing,unfortunately not for caring. I saw a light-hearted post when I read your op. Nothing desperate,maybe wanting a bit of positive chat to lift your spirits. I hope you feel better today and have been to Homebase for your ladder and DIY manual ![]() Thankyou. Yes..thats exactly what my post was. Nothing more and nothing less. Some people did lift my spirits and made me laugh....others? Well....others enjoy kicking people when they are down. Fact of life I suppose. | |||
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"Forums are for sharing,unfortunately not for caring. I saw a light-hearted post when I read your op. Nothing desperate,maybe wanting a bit of positive chat to lift your spirits. I hope you feel better today and have been to Homebase for your ladder and DIY manual ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As an aside... You mention you're only attracted to white guys but confess a liking for Vin Diesel who is non Caucasian! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually it has everything to do with it! If Vin were to be on Fab (who knows but I doubt it) he would read your profile, get to the "I'm attracted to white guys only" part and think why would I send a message when I don't meet that criteria. In the same way that other guys would. I get winks from people that mention no blacks or Asians (or whatever), but the chances of us moving past that point are zero. The reason being, that they have elected to rule out a nation on the basis of 'preference' which is untrue. ![]() | |||
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