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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is your favourite limerick?
Here is one of mine,
The new cinematic emporium
is not just a super sensorium
but a highly effectual
heterosexual
mutual masurbatorium  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a wonderful thing is a nose.
It grows and it grows, and it grows.
It grows on your head,
While you're lying in bed,
At the opposite end to your toes...
*Milligan*  |
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Love the sapphire one. Here's a few more...
The cock of a docker from Fife,
Was the biggest I've seen in my life,
He'd stand in the garden,
With a bloody great hard-on,
And prop up the clothes for his wife.
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There was an old whore from Berlin,
Who had an enormous great quim,
It wasn't the size,
That attracted the flies,
But the jelly that hung round the rim.
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There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went on the stage in the nude,
Til one night out front,
Someone shouted out "cunt"
Just like that, no excuse, bloody rude! |
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I started a thread about limericks a day ago and it sank without trace with no replies.
There once was a man on FS,
Who was under a great deal of stress,
Some said "Too young hun,
go out and have fun",
So he bought a blonde wig and a dress.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a wonderful thing is a nose.
It grows and it grows, and it grows.
It grows on your head,
While you're lying in bed,
At the opposite end to your toes...
*Milligan* "
I made the mistake of reading a Spike Milligan book on the bus home from work. I was laughing out loud like a fool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An inventive young chap named Bray
Constructed a cunt out of clay.....
But the heat from his prick....
Turned the clay into brick....
And wore all his foreskin away
Anon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Darling young girl from Pitlochry...
Was shagging one night, in the rockery..
And when her lover did cum....
All over her bum...
She said.."This aint a shag, it's a mockery"
Anon (again...!)  |
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By *lPulpoCouple
over a year ago
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A young married couple named Kelly
Now go through life belly-to-belly
You see, in their haste,
They used sticky paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly!
A sailor, just back from the sea
Was stung on the cock by a bee
Now he makes lots of money
By oozing pure honey
Whenever he goes for a pee!
There was a young harlot named Sue
Who plugged up her pussy with glue
She said, with a grin
"If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out of it too!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a gruff guy called Crow
Who thought he'd like to make lot's of dough
He manipulated UNITE
So that he was All-Right
As he holidayed in Rio and sipped on Merlot...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A young married couple named Kelly
Now go through life belly-to-belly
You see, in their haste,
They used sticky paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly!
A sailor, just back from the sea
Was stung on the cock by a bee
Now he makes lots of money
By oozing pure honey
Whenever he goes for a pee!
There was a young harlot named Sue
Who plugged up her pussy with glue
She said, with a grin
"If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out of it too!""  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got two favourites.
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There was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
A penny a smell
Was all very well
But tuppence a lick was a failure
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There was a young lady called Jill
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
Then piddled all over the celing
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The very same lady from Ealing
Once boarded a bus to Darjeeling
It said on the door
Please don't spit on the floor....
So, she stood up and spat on the ceiling.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Minxiest Minx in Fabland
Twirled a plate on a stick with one hand.
Leaving peas on the floor,
Gravy all up the door....
Now from chaos and mayhem she's banned...!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have heard some tales
Coming from wales
That the men there shag the sheep
Well I'm afraid its a goat
That floats my boat
But that secret I will keep
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You calling me a goat.......lucky you didn't say old as well  |
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Down on fraggle rock
Catch a fraggle by the cock
Swing it round your head
Now the fraggles dead
Thank you primary school! Lol.
It's not the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you off in. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Minxiest Minx in Fabland
Twirled a plate on a stick with one hand.
Leaving peas on the floor,
Gravy all up the door....
Now from chaos and mayhem she's banned...!!! "
am giggling and somehow I don't think I will be banned from causing chaos and mayhem lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have heard some tales
Coming from wales
That the men there shag the sheep
Well I'm afraid its a goat
That floats my boat
But that secret I will keep
You calling me a goat.......lucky you didn't say old as well " Now wouldci say that about you !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll eat when I'm hungry
I'll drink when I'm dry
If a tree don't fall on me
I'll live till I die
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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
A bear was fuzzy wuzzy
When fuzzy wuzzy lost his hair
He wasn't fuzzy was he!
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