Granny

By *urvywelsh OP Couple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

My granny went to Doctor's & says "I'm getting far too much discharge."

Doctor says "Pop your knickers off & get on the bed." He puts on his latex gloves & applies 3 fingers into her fanny & asks, "How does that feel?"

She replies "Fuckin lovely, but the discharge is in my ear!"

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I thought this was going to be about Granny Crumpet.

Or is it?

By *urvywelsh OP Couple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"I thought this was going to be about Granny Crumpet.

Or is it?

It's about whatever you want it to be

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought this was going to be about Granny Crumpet.

Or is it?

Only three fingers?

By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I thought this was going to be about Granny Crumpet.

Or is it?

It's about whatever you want it to be

Ooh that's deep, man!

By *urvywelsh OP Couple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"I thought this was going to be about Granny Crumpet.

Or is it?

It's about whatever you want it to be

Ooh that's deep, man!

Not as deep as the finger