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***New Challenge*** but different
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BTW those of you who have the standard issue up... now's the time to remove it because it serves no purpose  | |||
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"This profile is not recommended for inmates, ingrates, arseholes, people who don't eat cheddar or anyone professing an irrational fear of Trannies, illiterates and people with a sense of humour bypass. Homophobes who are doubtful about their sexuality or may burst in an unseemly manner are advised to consult their wife and shrink before reading this profile. Not recommended for people over the age of 99 or people who don't think the theme tune to Treasure Hunt is kick arse. "I like cheddar, woohoo. Oops I digress  .
I take it you're in Tina? | |||
" I take it you're in Tina? "Yes, unless I receive a raven summoning me to Castle Black. | |||
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"Awe I'd be rubbish...Tina? Do me please? "The profile holder accepts no responsibility for the inaccuracy of your reading of any statements made, implied or twisted, nor does she accept that you may think she is up for sex with anyone on the basis that she is on the site. The profile holder reserves the right to tell you to go and do one if you should piss her off. | |||
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"Awe I'd be rubbish...Tina? Do me please?
The profile holder accepts no responsibility for the inaccuracy of your reading of any statements made, implied or twisted, nor does she accept that you may think she is up for sex with anyone on the basis that she is on the site. The profile holder reserves the right to tell you to go and do one if you should piss her off. "I think we all need this one :D | |||
_muma and nudist :D | |||
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" _muma and nudist :D"Oh ExCOOOSE mmmmmmE ! | |||
" _muma and nudist :D
Oh ExCOOOSE mmmmmmE !"ok I confess, I didn't understand your last post lol. | |||
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"Sniff!! Clear concise rules pls .... like ..uhmmmmmm Where do I post it? Do I say i'm in ? Is there a deadline like n stuff ?" You can post it here or simply say you're in as to direct people to your profile. As yet no absolute deadline cos interest is slow to take off. I think Fab people prefer the visual stimulation *pout*. Though we can't have no deadline. Sooo we'll say by Friday midnight, votes to be cast (two votes each). Send votes to me. | |||
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"Awe I'd be rubbish...Tina? Do me please?
The profile holder accepts no responsibility for the inaccuracy of your reading of any statements made, implied or twisted, nor does she accept that you may think she is up for sex with anyone on the basis that she is on the site. The profile holder reserves the right to tell you to go and do one if you should piss her off. "I'm loving it xx | |||
"Awe I'd be rubbish...Tina? Do me please?
The profile holder accepts no responsibility for the inaccuracy of your reading of any statements made, implied or twisted, nor does she accept that you may think she is up for sex with anyone on the basis that she is on the site. The profile holder reserves the right to tell you to go and do one if you should piss her off.
I'm loving it xx"I aim to please. Hence I try to avoid shooting in eyes and on pillowcases | |||
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"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina?" I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too | |||
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"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too "Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles | |||
"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too
Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles "oooooooooo bugger I read that as titilating .... would u like to titivate mine? | |||
"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too
Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles
oooooooooo bugger I read that as titilating .... would u like to titivate mine? "I'd love to | |||
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"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too
Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles "Do me!!!!! | |||
"Welcome to my corner of insanity. I'm Minxie, the minxiest minx in town, walking disaster area and cornerstone of many a you won't believe this but... scenario. I'm straight, bubbly have a big personality and the ability to break anything within 50 yards of me. 100 on a good day. I don't accommodate, but do travel, although you'd better check your insurance policies as anything can and usually does happen when I visit. I've broken cars, toasters, passing trains and I have reason to believe a distant relative was employed as a look out on the Titanic. Feel free to drop me a line, as I don't bite, although frankly anything is possible and I take no responsibility for any strange, unlikely and unforeseen events that may happen. "whooo hooo I lurve this ..... its going up!!!! | |||
"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too
Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles "Go for it Tina I would be honoured and I might even keep it lol | |||
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"can no-one use their cerebral and creative talents other than Tina? I read Tina's entry and realised immediately that she had obviously won On the up side I like cheddar too
Thanks
I'm more than willing to have a crack at titivating people's profiles
Do me!!!!! "Oooo matron  | |||
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"MissMo66 I'm here to expand my horizons, but that doesn't mean I want to shag everyone. If you are built like Tyrion, then I'm not interested. I like TALL men, 6' or over. If you are shorter, then you've got a big uphill fight and there's no point fibbing as I'll see how tall you are if we meet and I don't mind ending a meet within 10 seconds on those grounds. I don't drive and can only accommodate every so often, but that's life. Nothing is perfect. If it was, I'd have Tina's figure, a desert island, a few million pounds and would be sticking pins in voodoo dolls of short men who claim they are 6'4.... I don't mind saving up to get a train somewhere, but that would be for an overnight stay, not just 30 minutes of sex. I don't give my contact details out until I see it is necessary and I do want a social first. This may seem a bit much, but I like to be safe. I want to live long enough to annoy people by pretending to be deaf. I'm sure you aren't a serial killer, but what serial killer would tell people they were?? I'm fairly sub and this is part of my bucket list, along with clubs and a few other things I want to do. I like the emotional side, so I'm not looking for a quickie in the back of your car as you are in the sticks and have a hard on. Drop me a line, but be original and polite. If it's going nowhere, I'll block you. It's nothing personal, but it just keeps messages down and saves me wasting your time as much as mine. So remember, 6' or more, social first, I can't accommodate and travel is tricky and I like tall guys. Anyone with the nickname of Sneezy, Doc, Grumpy, Tyrion, Munchkin, etc, try next door. "Tina I love it xxx and of course you xx | |||
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"MissHottieBottie FORUM SOCIAL/JOINT BIRTHDAY PARTY @JAYDEES ON 28TH JUNE. GET YOUR NAME ON THE LIST. CLUB MEETS SECTION OF THE FORUMS!! I'm here mostly to haunt the forums and recruit minions for world domination. I do meet, but it clubs and parties, rather than a one on one. Whilst I'm sure you are THE ONE, I will meet you in a club to find out. If I do meet you in a club it isn't a definite shag, as I see how I feel and we may not click. However, you may be recruited as a minion. I take people on who they are, rather than having a type. I don't like anyone who has that much body hair they risk getting shot with a tranquilizer dart and bundled into a gorilla enclosure as an escapee. Nor do I care for attached men, liars, aliens, dumb doms, dumbbells or dumb waiters. Anyone sending me a pic of their cock, a detailed list of what they want to do or asking if they can piss in my kettle, will not only have my minions set on them, but will be ridiculed to fuck. Happy swinging, "Haha!! Superb! Gorilla enclosure x | |||
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"Tina you're a star" Been told I'm as dense as white dwarf before. That's what happens when you have a battle of insults with someone into astrophysics. I trumped this dire insult, needless to say. I dissed his shoes. | |||
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"Check profile for our sydney stuff " similar lines to mine (I'm just cheaper ). | |||
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"Wow Tina, forget forum insurance policies, you've found your niche in writing brilliant profiles "I think all look at me.....help....what's wrong etc.....threads should now all just be directed to the lovely Tina for profile writing | |||
"Wow Tina, forget forum insurance policies, you've found your niche in writing brilliant profiles
I think all look at me.....help....what's wrong etc.....threads should now all just be directed to the lovely Tina for profile writing "Yikes! I think I'd struggle with 20 'Here to meet fit birds' and 1 pic of a cock profiles | |||
"Awe I'd be rubbish...Tina? Do me please?
The profile holder accepts no responsibility for the inaccuracy of your reading of any statements made, implied or twisted, nor does she accept that you may think she is up for sex with anyone on the basis that she is on the site. The profile holder reserves the right to tell you to go and do one if you should piss her off. "awesome Tina! I'd love to use this on my profile (Or words to that effect) | |||
"Wow Tina, forget forum insurance policies, you've found your niche in writing brilliant profiles
I think all look at me.....help....what's wrong etc.....threads should now all just be directed to the lovely Tina for profile writing
Yikes! I think I'd struggle with 20 'Here to meet fit birds' and 1 pic of a cock profiles "Fair play I think everyone does including the owners of the profile | |||
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"Wow Tina, forget forum insurance policies, you've found your niche in writing brilliant profiles
I think all look at me.....help....what's wrong etc.....threads should now all just be directed to the lovely Tina for profile writing "Agreed!! I pick Ms.Tina btw for best disclaimer | |||
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"Tina do mine for me I'm thick xx" me too.....!! | |||
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"Ps Tina gets my vote xx" Voting closed at midnight. | |||
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"Thanks, but it was a pleasure. I enjoyed using my noggin "There is no end to your talents | |||
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"There are a few profiles I've seen with Sydney University warnings that made me laugh. Naturally I can't remember whose they are and would probably be prevented from naming them by site rules anyway. Ha l seen those and l'm thinking yeah right and your going to sue..how? Whom? Some bloke in columbia or the sidney organisation thats 27000 miles away who used your pic..back to yeah right I can't be bothered to write my own." | |||
"Thanks, but it was a pleasure. I enjoyed using my noggin "Do me . Do me Do me . And my profile | |||
"Thanks, but it was a pleasure. I enjoyed using my noggin Do me . Do me Do me . And my profile "Tart | |||
"Thanks, but it was a pleasure. I enjoyed using my noggin Do me . Do me Do me . And my profile
Tart "You know me well | |||
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had one for a long time x | |||
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**LEGAL NOTICE **
By reading this profile and sending me a message if you are chosen by me you are legally obliged to surrender your free time and arrange a discreet location for meeting, there after if you pass the initial assessment you must be available when ever I click my fingers, if on your first physical assessment you are lacking in passion and the best oral skills your contract will end and you will not be permitted to return. | |||
"Thanks, but it was a pleasure. I enjoyed using my noggin Do me . Do me Do me . And my profile
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"Here's mine
**LEGAL NOTICE **
By reading this profile and sending me a message if you are chosen by me you are legally obliged to surrender your free time and arrange a discreet location for meeting, there after if you pass the initial assessment you must be available when ever I click my fingers, if on your first physical assessment you are lacking in passion and the best oral skills your contract will end and you will not be permitted to return. "Thinking about it I'm not so sure it meets the criteria !!! As its not actually a Sydney university one !!! Umm will have to have a think | |||
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"Toshn I'm the world famous Toshn. More famous in Hull than the world if I'm being honest. Probably more famous in my house than Hull, if you're splitting hairs. I'm 52, single and in shape. The shape of a 52 year old guy who keeps himself fit. I'm here to meet single ladies, couples and young nymphomaniacs with their own brewery. Party invites are welcome as long as it isn't from UKIP, Labour, the Tories or the other one. I'd like to try MMF, FFM, FM/LW/MW, MMFF, role play (I fancy myself as an actor) and driving a Aston Martin DB5. If you've got this far down and haven't fell asleep or looked up the price of straight jackets, then drop me a line. I'll get back to you if you look ok or have a pulse and your own teeth. I do smoke, but don't during a meet and can go without if it makes you feel any better. I also no longer bring my mummy on meets, as the chaps from the King Tut exhibition wanted it back. "I love this and I know he will too .....your a star xx | |||
"Toshn I'm the world famous Toshn. More famous in Hull than the world if I'm being honest. Probably more famous in my house than Hull, if you're splitting hairs. I'm 52, single and in shape. The shape of a 52 year old guy who keeps himself fit. I'm here to meet single ladies, couples and young nymphomaniacs with their own brewery. Party invites are welcome as long as it isn't from UKIP, Labour, the Tories or the other one. I'd like to try MMF, FFM, FM/LW/MW, MMFF, role play (I fancy myself as an actor) and driving a Aston Martin DB5. If you've got this far down and haven't fell asleep or looked up the price of straight jackets, then drop me a line. I'll get back to you if you look ok or have a pulse and your own teeth. I do smoke, but don't during a meet and can go without if it makes you feel any better. I also no longer bring my mummy on meets, as the chaps from the King Tut exhibition wanted it back. "Haha . Class | |||
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