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over a year ago
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hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile."
It doesn't say that on your profile.
I would have said 'I was going to read your profile but nobody reads that so I wondered if we might be able to chat instead'  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile."
Anyone reading your profile and taking it at face value wouldn't contact you because you say you're only here to chat and use the fora.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile.
Anyone reading your profile and taking it at face value wouldn't contact you because you say you're only here to chat and use the fora. "
i only changed it last nite though. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile.
Anyone reading your profile and taking it at face value wouldn't contact you because you say you're only here to chat and use the fora. "
Like that makes a difference.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hees the details for my credit card, go out and treat yourself
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 I'll go with this one. Would work for me 
The other posts about profile changes have confused me So retail therapy is the answer |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"hi, i like your pics, i like receiving oral, safe sex in the missionary possition, have short fingernails, am easy to get on with well mannered and polite. would like to come see you at 2pm, after we have said hi on the phone first. it shows you have read my profile.
Anyone reading your profile and taking it at face value wouldn't contact you because you say you're only here to chat and use the fora.
Like that makes a difference. "
Indeed. Silly to even think it really.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Hees the details for my credit card, go out and treat yourself
I'll go with this one. Would work for me
The other posts about profile changes have confused me So retail therapy is the answer "
Retail therapy is always the answer!
Except, maybe, bankruptcy and debt problems. |
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"Fancy a fuck......its the ultimate "
Fancy a fuck? Hey you said it.
You've no idea what a relief it is not to have to spend all that time trying to stand out from the crowd. I feel quite liberated! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
There isn't a perfect message, its a bit like leggings for women, one size really doesn't fit all. "
Of course they do, just some are a bit thicker than others, some completely inappropriate, some very strained and some totally transparent  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
There isn't a perfect message, its a bit like leggings for women, one size really doesn't fit all.
Of course they do, just some are a bit thicker than others, some completely inappropriate, some very strained and some totally transparent
Oh god, you don't wear em so they are stretched to capacity and you can see ya knickers through them do ya?  "
Knickers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hees the details for my credit card, go out and treat yourself
I'll go with this one. Would work for me
The other posts about profile changes have confused me So retail therapy is the answer "
I could do with a trip to Ann Summers |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Just one more thing could someone write my profile as well please can you make me out to be fantastic and super horny  "
I am fantastic and super horny. I can't be bothered to think of something to say to you, so please send me a message if interested.
That should do the trick. |
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you "
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just one more thing could someone write my profile as well please can you make me out to be fantastic and super horny
I am fantastic and super horny. I can't be bothered to think of something to say to you, so please send me a message if interested.
That should do the trick. "
Perfect thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
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Why spare socks ???  |
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
Why spare socks ??? "
Haha, it looks like you carry them in the tiger onesie??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
Why spare socks ???
Haha, it looks like you carry them in the tiger onesie??
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Lmao am having that as a compliment 100% only my little man in their you don't know how much you have just made me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you ladies send me your credit card details please. I need to buy some shoes and socks.
...and please. I don't want no calls from Nigeria asking for bank account details and sort code.
Cheers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
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As someone said everyone's different .... Personally if the OP sent me this message I would reply have humour and a personality !!! Oh and a very sexy back
Off now to skip the profile and perv the rest of his pics (this is where I find out his bloody 18 ! And 200 miles away) !!!! Guurr ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you tell me the perfect message you want to receive. To make it as easy as possible for me and I don't have to use my own brain thank you
"Hello, my name is Edward and I come with a very small tiger onesie and a spare pair of sox"
That should do it.
As someone said everyone's different .... Personally if the OP sent me this message I would reply have humour and a personality !!! Oh and a very sexy back
Off now to skip the profile and perv the rest of his pics (this is where I find out his bloody 18 ! And 200 miles away) !!!! Guurr ! "
Lol X |
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